Yeah, this is all cute and everything. Right up until she rubs the new Kangaroo's belly and the next day they find Harry hanging from a eucalyptus tree by his belt buckle with a empty bottle of scotch.

Besides, don't koala's have issues with VD in the wild?

I was all shitfaced-hammered-that's 2 count-em 2, empty bottles of Bulliet Bourbon on the floor next to me (no excuse for prowess or the lack thereof on the instrument) and I was using the internal features of a Fuji finepix S1000 cheapo digicam for the recording...ambient light, wasn't shooting for perfection-My only goal was to make it through the verses with my voice as damaged as it is....Open tuned to D, this tune was originally recorded by James Arnold, who had a singular left-handed slide style yet unmatched after over 80 years, I can't even begin to approach his level of panachy on the axe-Thanks for the props

Wait, so there's absolutely zero water droplets left clinging to the side of the empty bottle or pooled at the bottom?
I call Shenanigans!

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Those are just empty bottles. They would not treat filled up bottles like that, and the cases would surely be a lot heavier and more fragile.

I'm sorry you lost your papa so early. That is fucked up, too.

I think it is great that it never occurred to you that someone would set out to make their child cry. That speaks well of your parents and your happy childhood.

My feelings weren't hurt by this video -- sorry if I gave that impression. My father was ignorant and unthinking. He would never consciously hurt me -- nor is the guy with stretched lobes consciously hurting his child.

All I am trying to do is make conscious to unreflecting minds that you don't do this to a baby or a small child. It needs to be said. Not everyone needs to be told this. My dad needed to hear it. This guy needs to be told. Neither of them thought/think they are doing anything untoward -- this guy posted the vid on Youtube! Someone up above makes a comment about what a great face the baby makes. It needs to be said, clearly. So I am saying it.

My delivery may be overwrought. The message is simple.

I'm staring at a half empty bottle of wine left over from last night's weekly So You Think You Can Dance tv party. It is looking more tempting all the time...

There's a great vid of women failing rather spectacularly at motocross that is pretty amusing. Have you seen it yet? http://videosift.com/video/X-Games-17-Women-can-t-dunk-but-have-good-fundamentals

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Is OK.. Like I said, I didn't mean to post this to hurt anybodys feelings. Maybe I am naive to think that nobody would make a baby cry on purpose. One thing that ticks me off here is people saying that the dad must be a mean because he has stretched earlobes. I do not like extreme body modifications like that myself, but having them doesn't make you a bad or mean person.
I know my parents didn't scare me as a kid, and my dad was the most wonderful person ever, and he died when I was 18. I had a happy childhood, my parents were great, and still I ended up being pretty much totally fucked up: I am insecure, I keep my distance, I am grumpy, scared of way too many things, and I get easily obsessed with things like VS, or WOW. And that's just the top of the iceberg! I am lucky to have found my DH NetRunner who puts up with my weirdness and loves me no matter what.
I do not know why I ended up this way. Maybe if I had been scared with a 'muhahaha' as a baby I would have grown up to be less afraid of silly things. Who knows. I think I was being kept too safe as a kid and the real life scared the crap out of me.
Every kid grows up different. I still think this dad didn't mean to make his kid cry. Unfortunaterly he did, but I am sure the kid will be OK. This dad is not going to torture his kid even if he has stretched lobes!
OK, probably time for another drink now.. I was not going to comment on this.. I just want to sift silly, mindless videos that make people happy. Most of the time.

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Tash's voice just makes me want to chug a big bottle of whiskey and beat people about the face with the empty bottle.

One of the great groups that didn't really get mainstream.

A urine-soaked seat and a half-empty bottle of Vodka on the front seat?

Just another day in the life of Ted Kennedy.

Hey Eklek! Thanks for coming along to the shindig, sure now you get to take your pick of all the wallets and phones and such left around by the revelers! Thanks for saying hi, much appreciated!

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I was late to the moodonia party in a castle along the Irish coast..cling! (rolling empty bottles of an unidentifiable substance)..
the wind whistling a spooky tune..

Congrats!
I yelled into a corridor..

I was late to the moodonia party in a castle along the Irish coast..cling! (rolling empty bottles of an unidentifiable substance)..
the wind whistling a spooky tune..

Congrats!
I yelled into a corridor..

wait, who's playing the plinky piano bits if she isn't?
(the bit that sounds like someone playing empty bottles)

that is the most uncool, uninteresting thing i've ever seen.. get an empty bottle of mineral water and put tea in it.... pour water in.. turn on side.. congratulations on your new sorapot

Some people have such amazing dexterity, but a lot of this makes me want to scream "Fake!" or "CGI!"
Like when he threw the bottle behind him and it landed smoothly into the open slot - and empty bottle doesn't weigh enough to sink down and force bottles out of the way. Maybe it's supposed to be fake but just for the viewing pleasure, I don't know, but it's still cool.

heh, if only they watched Ladybug's post, they could've solved the bottle one!
http://www.videosift.com/video/Ever-need-to-get-a-cork-out-of-an-empty-bottle