Oh, Deer God

Mmmmmm….flatmeat samiches. Yum. Cletus would be proud.

Billybob’s Roadkill Cafe…
Gives new meaning to fresh off the grill.

Hunters should just put headlights on their guns, the deer would just pose for their taxidermy appointment.

This guy is a hero. I hate running into dog poop while cutting my grass. Yes, I know the difference between deer poop and dog poop, and no, I don't want "free fertilizer".
But I don't have time to a) look at video recordings of every dog walker, and b) wait near my front porch for 2 days with a bullhorn.
anyhow, she'll probably sue him for mental anguish and distress.

Deer Santa,

Get your shit together.

Little Johnny

So is killing a deer.

Hard to tell but it looks like both animals went over and the leopard held on to the deer all the way to the bottom.

In two years deer won't be able to run into a Tesla if Elon has anything to say about it.

"Truth" is an idea in the mind of a crazy person. You don't need to know the truth to not lie.

"I thought I easily won the election fraud, if it wasn't for the fax checkers debunking it all...but I believe it's real." Wtf, lady. If real FACT checkers debunked it, with proof, then it's not real. She's like a 17 year old who, even though she's actually helped her parents play Santa for her little sister and seen first hand that no fat guy came down the chimney or flew off behind a bunch of giant flying deer, still believes Santa is real. How did so many Americans become so incredibly delusional that they trust convicted con men and anonymous internet trolls spreading bat shit crazy convoluted conspiracy theories that require impossibly perfect secrecy from millions of people about outrageous things like eating live babies and a cadre of space lasers over professional fact checkers with verifiable proof and sanity?

*promote for @bobknight33, you are this woman in most everyone's eyes....but far less honest, you would never admit you were wrong and definitely wouldn't pay your lost bet.

Ah! Vaccine Transmittable Mosquitos. "VTM's". They should be able to reach those deer hunters hiding in the woods!

That would be worthy of the Mosquito Award.

https://www.zazzle.com/mosquito_award-256629029173205401

Edit: Didn't mean to make a profile post. Nothing personal.

Your video, Deer slams into my garage door., has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Oh deer.