I actually had a similar experience on the highway years ago. I was behind a couple of cars passing some 18-wheelers when long piece of metal about 4ft long fell off a flatbed truck. I saw the car in front of me swerve left. I saw a black blur coming up at me, and I swerved left too. I thought it was a piece of rubber, but it was a huge chunk of metal. It smashed through my windshield and impaled itself horizontally in my center console and across the passenger seat. A foot to the left and I'd be missing a kidney. If I didn't swerve, I probably would have been cut in half.

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unfortunately, i live a few minutes away from this dickbags relatives. they all gorged themselves onetime at this fatty fuck sandwich place behind my rubbin' shop. afterwards, mr. fist strode into my place like some suave motherfucker with a righteous a 'fro, carrying a hemingway novel... what a fucking asshole. all the girls at my rubbin' shop did a few double takes. then we went back to my rented room, one of us got naked and the other got to work. afterwards we smoked cigarettes and stuttered. then i hugged the shit out of his precious fucking aunt. i hit on her and copped a feel.

i learned a few things about mr. fists body that day. he almost got cut in half one time, apparently his brain was trying to get as far away from his venerally infested crotch as possible. unfortunately, medical science sewed him back together. so now we all have to be subjected to this hideous roast of this death defying scum bag with the sexy aunt, hosted by that miserable failure, twatbag247.

i quit.

Depends, some profs allow you to bring sheets of paper in for tests, some allow you to use your book....etc. If they could bring the test questions and answers in for "helpful" material then it just becomes matching question to question and copying the answer over or selecting the correct multiple choice option.

Even if they couldn't bring the question and answers with them, if they ask essay questions. To explain why you would make the selection you would...no one who just memorized questions is going to be able to answer those reliably. My favorite professor in university was a very young guy, maybe 6 years older than the average student age at the time. He would ask essay questions and look for specific phrasing and words to evaluate your answer...so you were using meaningful terminology and used it in a way that showed you understood the meaning of the word in that context.

He said this test will be multiple choice, but if I were him I'd throw in a half dozen essay questions and make them worth 50% of the exam. Just because those bastards cheated to such a degree, anyone who actually studied would probably prefer cutting out half the multiple choice and finishing early to answer a couple short medium difficulty essay questions...it's easier to get them mostly right if you have the general idea. Versus being completely wrong if you check the wrong box.


>> ^Norrass:

I don't see this as that big of a deal.
They didn't know what questions would be on the exam, so they had to memorize all of them.
When they memorized all of the questions and their answers, would you not agree that they 'learned' the material?
I'd wager that the kids who 'cheated' on the first exam, will be better prepared for the 2nd (because of how they 'cheated'), and will actually do better on the test than the kids who didn't 'cheat' the 1st time.

2 min in BULLSHIT

ANNONIMUS ONLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT FUCKING ANIMAL CRULTY and evan then its totaly bias to fucking cats and dogs.

It realy anoys me id rather they not care about annything , but its weard for them to get so worked up about kittens gettin killed or dogs thrown in a lake or kats put in a bin but then not give a shit about pigs getting cut in half by a chain sore , or the other stupid shit on 4chan.

love the gratuitous south park footage. especially the slow mo shot of the pope getting cut in half.

Perhaps people should see what these, futile, wars wrought.

http://videosift.com/video/Religious-nutjob-conventions-and-congressmen-who-love-them

Take a good look at my comment, above.

You know something about cancer? Cancer is a tumorous growth of tissue that was once part of a body. Half the time patients die from the treatment.

God?

Look through this live leak query below, then ask yourself about god?
(Warning the videos in this search of Live Leak are explicit, and extremely disturbing, and yes people probably died.)
http://www.liveleak.com/browse?q=cut+in+half&search=Search

I say to you, where is your god now?


Max Blumenthal and Jeremy Scahill are the best journalists ever, if there were a god it would have blessed them.

Apparently you've never driven a boat before or if you did you were a hazard to other vessels if you were at sea thinking that way. When two ships meet at sea they dont play chicken until theyve determined the comparative tonnages.

There are specific rules to follow to prevent collisions at sea. The Japanese ship didnt follow them and then after ramming the trimaran and nearly cutting it in two they tried to hose the crew into the freezing water. The work of cunts imo.

Briefly:
A steamer gives way to a sailing ship.

When two power-driven vessels are crossing, the vessel which has the other on the starboard side must give way.

The give-way vessel (whalers) must take early and substantial action to keep well clear.

The stand-on vessel (trimaran) may take action to avoid collision if it becomes clear that the give-way vessel is not taking appropriate action. Hence throttling up to get the boat moving to get out of the way of the ship (not to mention sonic weapons and water cannons), not to be cut in half or run over.

No collision can happen between two passing ships whilst a Green(starboard) light is opposed to a Green light or a Red(port) to Red.

PORT is the left-hand side of a ship looking to the bow, and is denoted at night by a red light.

STARBOARD is the right-hand side, and is denoted after dark by a green light.

If to your starboard RED appear,
It is your duty to keep clear;
To act as judgment says is proper;
To Port — or Starboard — Back — or Stop her!
But when upon your Port is seen
A Steamer's Starboard Light of GREEN,
There's not so much for you to do,
For GREEN to Port keeps clear of you.



>> ^bcglorf:
>> ^vaporlock:
I don't give a f^ck what your political bent is. You can't ram a ship in the middle of the ocean. They will be able to buy twenty of those little boats after the lawyers get done with them. WTF

Apparently you've never driven a boat before. One of the most basic rules is that the largest ship ALWAYS has the right of way. The reason is fundamental physics, the larger the ship, the more momentum it has meaning stopping or turning it is going to take much longer. A small boat like the one here doesn't get by hit a large ship like this unless it gets too close ON PURPOSE.
A boat that much smaller could literally run circles around the larger ship all day long and no matter how hard the larger ship tried it could never ram the smaller boat, it's just too slow and unwieldy by comparison.

*promote. and tell gametrailers.com to fix their stupid control. it cuts off half the damn video on my machine

Priceless.

That dog's really a goose. Har har har...

Sorry, that was awful.

How about "Smoking kills."

No, that was pretty bad, too. And honestly, I hope he didn't die. Maybe injured up a bit, maybe decides to quit smoking (or at the very least, smoking with no pants on by the window instead of taking out the dog - that dog is doing the Pee Pee dance if I ever saw a dog do it).

It's scientifically provable: your douchebag quotient can be cut in half just by quitting smoking.

I'm sorry, but people who don't vote this to #1 need to be fucking cut in half with a fucking sword.

Without seeing redsky's link, I believe the surgeon guy just tucked his legs up in front of his chest, which is why his torso appears to be so bulky while he's cut in half. The standing up legs are hallow in the middle so he can stand and walk in them and they continue standing on their own when he lifts his legs up to his chest.

^duh, yeah, probably. getting cut in half might be a good deterrent though.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
^Wha? A big win is not a big win if it resembles pre-election polling trends?
That would be some kooky spin, even if it were true. But...
Obama beat expectations by nearly double, beating the spread by 6.7 points.
Hillary's expectations were cut in half, coming up 3.6 points short.


Ok, so I said the election margins where pretty much what was expected from pre-election polling. And I'm saying that beating expectations is a stupid concept and the media is playing games. Sure a big win is a big win. But beating some CNN forecast or not meeting it is not a big anything.

Then you go on to tlak about double and half... half of what?? My blog predicted Hillary would get 100% of the vote in IN, instead she only got 1/50th of the expected spread.

(see it means absolutely nothing)

^Wha? A big win is not a big win if it resembles pre-election polling trends?

That would be some kooky spin, even if it were true. But...

Obama beat expectations by nearly double, beating the spread by 6.7 points. http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2008/president/nc/north_carolina_democratic_primary-275.html.

Hillary's expectations were cut in half, coming up 3.6 points short. http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2008/president/nc/north_carolina_democratic_primary-275.html.

Hillary cannot forestall her bitter tears forever.

Upvote for the Mastercard logo getting cut in half. By hedge clippers.