I remember something like this. I was outside a club in blackpool (the tache), it's a place for altnerative dress/music/anyone who doesn't fit into the normal "clubbing" scene. Anyway, it closes and about a hundred of these (for want of a better word) 'alternative' styled people are moping around outside chatting and whatnot. I'm amongst that crowd.

3 skinny chavs walk past, one of them sees a member of the 'alt' crowd skinning up, she's squatted on her knees, head bent over. This dude approaches asking if he can have some. I didn't hear the reply. WHAM, suddenly he takes a huge football-style kick at her head, and it connects with her face. She must have been lucky he was wearing soft shoes or something, cos nothing seemed to be wrong with her, she just sat there in surprise.

Suddenly about 50 guys are not very happy at all. They set upon him with gusto, the guy was reeling around taking blows and falling around and people were dragging him up to knock him down again. I thought "if this doesn't stop, he'll be killed" so i did perhaps the bravest/stupidest thing in my life, and stepped to the front and tried to shield him a little so he could run away. I think a few people thought i was with him and they nearly went for me but i either said the right things or got lucky.

This club occasionally has a huge amount of bikers around, not hell's angels but equivalent. He was so so so lucky they weren't there, he'd have been dead.

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What is it with Chav's and tattoos.. still if they weren't spending it on tattoos they'd be spending pimping up their Vauxhall Corsa and driving around my town all bloody night!!!!

I reserve the right to not feel sympathy for anyone I choose. Sure I understand that they have a problem but why should someone like me, who has had a lot more direct experiences thanks to my appearance, feel sorry for them?

Why should I, when the self image society has placed on me is that I'm worthless? I got over that stigma years ago and am quite happy, even if I do still get random chavs come up to me on the street and tell me I have big ears (seriously whats up with that?). If I can get over that they can can get over being too pretty.

No one should be told that they *must* be sympathetic to someone else.

i would have sead the chav originates from Yorkshire area.

as for all this controversy it would be nice if thay interviewed the kids that made it so people know there intentions before thay go mental over it. personally i think its just reflective of the fact that u still have toffs and chavs in england both groups don't really contribute much positive to society.

chavs arise from not having monny and living in a pore post industrial environment always failing back on state benefit.

toffs arise from having to much money living in a compleaty comfortable enviroment where thay can always fall back on there parents money.

Evan though likely unintentional this clip dose highlight the fringe classes of english soicity so i think its good.

Maybe this could be the 2nd ever Bo to escape the queue...?

And maybe Farhad can get over his Brit Chav Bitch obsession...?

I have low expectations for both! (By the way: Bradford girls really do look like that!)

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ROFLMAO LIL' MISS CHAV!

The best I can do is a chav slut crack-whore and a kebab...is that OK?

Are you a chav-o-phile Farhad?

i love the chav tag

Too many Brit chavs want to be like Americans though... the reckoning shall come on the first one to refer to football as any other sport but the one with the kicking with the legs and no hands touching...

It does look the bestest I believe!

Bit chav though with the blinking name... glad that's gone.

I did not know that chav-wannabe Church sang pop music or that she had her own tv show. I had no idea who Amy Winehouse was before today. Now I just want to forget.

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