>> ^rottenseed:

>> ^Fusionaut:
Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender says "You look like a fucking horse...stupid cunt"

>> ^Fusionaut:

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"


Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender says "You look like a fucking horse...stupid cunt"

>> ^dag:


A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"
The horse answers - "I'm an alcoholic and my wife left me."
Thank you.


>> ^Fusionaut:

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

>> ^gwiz665:

Pony said to Eagle, "I am very mad at Coyote, will you yell at him for me?"
Eagle said to pony, "Why can you not yell yourself"
Pony replied, "Because I am a little horse."

>> ^residue:

When does a horse talk?


Whinny wants to..

>> ^Stingray:

This is a bunch of horse sift.

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

I think a certain Neko Case interview quote is appropriate there;

Case: 'When I think about Jackie Wilson or the Platters and then I think about modern, Top 40 music that’s really horrible, it makes me mad. … It’s not to do with the people who are doing it as much as the people who are producing it. There’s technology like auto tune and pitch shifting so you don’t have to know how to sing. That shit sounds like shit! It’s like that taste in diet soda, I can taste it– and it makes me sick.

When I hear auto tune on somebody’s voice, I don’t take them seriously. Or you hear somebody like Alicia Keys, who I know is pretty good, and you’ll hear a little bit of auto tune and you’re like, “You’re too fucking good for that. Why would you let them do that to you? Don’t you know what that means?” It’s not an effect like people try to say, it’s for people like Shania Twain who can’t sing. Yet there they are, all over the radio, jizzing saccharine all over you. It’s a horrible sound and it’s like, “Shania, spend an extra hour in the studio and you’ll hit the note and it’ll sound fine. Just work on it, it’s not like making a burger!”'

PITCHFORK: She’s pretty busy making videos and shit though.

CASE: It’s rough, I know. She’s so rich she could get somebody else to do the other stuff while she spends that extra hour in the studio. Or Madonna! Just hit the note! Don’t pretend it’s William Orbit being crafty — we know you’re not hitting the note because you have other shit to do. You can do it, I have faith in you. But don’t leave the studio before you hit that fucking note. And you know what? When you do hit it you’re going to feel so much more valid that it’ll come through in all the other shit you’re supposed to be doing later in the day. Seriously!

And if Celine Dion is supposedly the great singer that she says she is why is there auto tune on every fucking word in her songs? Can’t you just hit it, Celine? Do you have another baby book to shoot? You gotta paint your baby to look like a pot of peas? What are you doing that you can’t be singing in the studio? It’s your fucking job!
http://stereogum.com/2489/neko_case_hates_auto_tune_not_babies/

>> ^AdrianBlack:

Pink was taken.




yea, they got on with a union and never left that sweet job. Somewhat akin to Celine Dion and las Vegas.

Haha...everyone's having a great time and then there's that chick at the bottom right singing the national anthem @0:51.

Also, why are half of the songs in English...why friggin Britney Spears and Celine Dion? I hope they were told to sing that crap for the audition and it's not some bizarre culture thing.

oh in reference to her being Canadian, say someone goes to that channel and misses out on Canadas one and only Alanis, I would rather they see her than Celine Dion. And as far as the Siftbot, I figured it was you and I was just messin around.
In reply to this comment by choggie:
....ok

In reply to this comment by BoneRemake:
maybe a *canada* tag ?

@Throbbin
Consider it payment for inflicting Celine Dion upon us.

Kind of reminds me of Celine Dion.

^Celine Dion?

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Canadian Please, sorry about Celine Dion, mounties' to 'Canadian Please, sorry about Celine Dion, mounties, you wanna be Canadian' - edited by calvados

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Canadian, music' to 'Canadian Please, sorry about Celine Dion, mounties' - edited by atara

Ok, I lost it when Celine Dion started playing... *promote

>> ^asynchronice:
Ah Canadians, always finding new and different ways to produce mediocre "not-quite-good" entertainment.


If you're referring to Shania Twain, Jim Carrey and Celine Dion, fair enough.