- Capuchin became aggressive after slurping dregs of rum from glasses
- Grabbed knife and began terrorising male drinkers – but not the women
- Video shows monkey scraping roof tiles with the blade before dashing off
- Bar owner was forced to call firefighters to capture rampaging animal
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3451187/

Not another one! These videos are just adding to my future household.
It used to just be kittens and puppies that I couldn't get enough of, but my wishlist for cuddly pets has grown to include Fennec Foxes, Gray Squirrels, Slow Lorises, Sloths, Capuchin Monkeys and now Otters.

God damn you internet....

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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

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*isdupe

>> ^entr0py:

>> ^ant:
Why is it on a beach?

Because that's where the rich tourists are that will pay for baby elephant rides? What I want to know is where is it's mother, and why isn't she trampling everyone in the area? I mean, just imagine if a capuchin monkey stole your baby to show off to it's tribe. You'd kick some monkey ass wouldn't you? Any good parent would.
Oh, it's ant. I mean, imagine if a swarm of aphids stole your larva? Maybe?


FYI, it's = it is.

>> ^ant:

Why is it on a beach?


Because that's where the rich tourists are that will pay for baby elephant rides? What I want to know is where is it's mother, and why isn't she trampling everyone in the area? I mean, just imagine if a capuchin monkey stole your baby to show off to it's tribe. You'd kick some monkey ass wouldn't you? Any good parent would.

Oh, it's ant. I mean, imagine if a swarm of aphids stole your larva? Maybe?

While a bit cheeky, this is not a monkey, but rather a gibbon, which is an ape. This girl is more closely related to you than she is to a macaque, capuchin, or any other monkey. Chained up primates FTL. Upvote for cuteness in the face of oppression.

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'capuchin, rock, pine, nuts' to 'capuchin, rock, pine, nuts, hulk smash' - edited by sometimes

In full Navin Johnson voice:

farhad HATES CAPUCHIN CREATURES WITH CONDOM OR NIPPLE-LIKE HEADS!