Do they still attribute the current weather on your island to the "immoral activities of the gays"? If so, then there must be one hell of a party going on somewhere. Buttplugs for everyone!

Seriously though, that's some flooding you have there. Hope you're not in one of the affected areas.

Seeing these, i noticed that i've skipped the mid part of this stupid stupid film. And most of the stuff that i saw, i thought exactly what Moviesins showed here. One of the most awfullest movies i've watched in a long long time. And those buttplugs at Krypton, just wow..

>> ^MaxWilder:

Michael Voris S.T.B.
Now accepting submissions on what S.T.B. stands for!
My guess is Seriously Traumatized Brain.


Suffocatingly Tedious Buttplug! Sexually transmitted bollocks! Superfluous Thought Barf!

I still remember when discussing (well before the new body scanners, years ago) with someone about the TSA and the checks they do. He seemed to be OK with whatever they did and was of the standard "well if you are doing nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about" crowd. I had asked him "Well what if they started doing (insert unlikely scenario here) would you be ok with that then?" and he did not seem to really think that would happen. He just eventually would call me paranoid, although I think he probably imagined as secretly being a terroist. Or something. With the past week of news about the TSA now I do not feel so bad looking back.

The biggest trouble is that the TSA is always knee-jerk reaction to whatever threat that occurs rather than looking forward. They will always forever be playing catchup rather than implementing procedures that work. Shoe bomber? Have everyone x-ray their shoes... afterward. Underwear guy? Full body scans... afterward. What's next?

Granted there is no perfect solution. Regressing on the security back to the 60s would yield an incident (hijacking, bombing, etc) where everyone will just panic and demand more intrusive scans than before. Israeli level interrigations and questioning (they do high security through profiling/body language/etc rather than relying on machinery) while being skilled is impractical in the US. Throwing out the fact you would need to show up to the airport hours early it would simply cost too much for a country our size.

What gets under my skin from sheer stupidity though, is why are the pilots being subject to this? They just have to push the stick forward to be a terrorist. Going through those scanners day in and day out (when even TSA agents themselves have worried about its radiation from the outside) cannot be a good thing for them. Damn right they should be protesting this crap.

Personally? I'm really torn. If someone does The Dark Knight or uses a buttplug bomb I can only forsee flying in the US becoming The Fifth Element where everyone is simply knocked out for the duration of the flight. As much as this country puts up with I would have a really hard time believing that the average citizen would put up with downright cavity searches before getting on a plane.

Then again... I am probably sounding naive. This security theatre bullshit has got to stop either way. I'm genuinely more afraid of the TSA goons than the remote chance of someone blowing the plane to smitherines. Fuck, mechanical failure or some other fault is likely much more of a threat than terrorism.

</rant> The reason I sound pissed off is that if I want to fly I have to go through the redneck rivera TSA that is part of MCO here in Florida. I knew they were lying about the stored images from the start but what is batshit stupid is they installed the scanners there just the past week and already the images are being leaked out. Pardon the expression but Jesus Holy Titty Fucking Christ.

(Reference: http://gizmodo.com/5690749/ This is what I read earlier today, and what just makes my blood boil. Then again when the local news website posted the story about the guy who is in hot water over refusing the scan and patdown facing fines... most of the commenters were of the "Flying is a privilege not a right" or "YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO FLY BECUASE OF 9/11 GOD BLESS THEIR SOULS" bullshit. I guess in Florida its ok to shred the 4th amendment as long as it you are a believer.)

Fuck this. I'm cancelling my damn trip next year. I'll fucking drive.

Well, if we're honest: pr0n is not the issue here. Most folks have some, many folks don't mind others knowing about it. Infact, not even two months ago, my neighbour consulted me on a copyright infringement claim he received concerning gay fetish porn. How about them apples ...

Besides, we introduced the concept of a wank-drive (ext HD + TrueCrypt) for a reason.

No, the issue in my opinion is browser history + bookmarks. If someone were to sift through all our bookmarks and our recent browser history, someone who doesn't understand the unique character of the internet, some of us would be in the psych ward and on a terrorist watchlist quicker than you can say buttplug. You know what an hour of bash or 4chan does to an "unspoiled" person, imagine what a shitstorm a best-of collection would cause.

That reminds me: back around '01, a friend of mine discovered the magic of rotten.com and ratemypoo.com in my Netscape history ... she didn't talk to me for a month. Good times.

It is a total travesty. Bush has his head stuck up his own ass.>> ^rougy:
Some would think this a travesty.
I consider it truth in advertising!

And by fistfuls of cocaine, I mean buttplugs.

Thanks, pardner.

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
Good lord, sir, I didn't notice your ONE THOUSAND!11!1ELEVENTYFIRST videos sifted. Congratulations! Keep the laughs coming. And by laughs I mean fistfuls of cocaine.

>> ^choggie:
Vibrating, Illuminated, Self-Lubricating, Buttplug.
Oh. We can see, that dag made sure that "buttplug" was a recognized addition to the vernacular recognizable to the robot.....Sure it's not two words sifty???


LOLLLLLL

Vibrating, Illuminated, Self-Lubricating, Buttplug.
Oh. We can see, that dag made sure that "buttplug" was a recognized addition to the vernacular recognizable to the robot.....Sure it's not two words sifty???

Sure, the buttplug and dildo selections were good, but where were the pocket pussies? Hello!?

Buttplug?

whew, JAPR... do you realize we went from handcuffs to buttplugs in three videos?!?! I feel a new contest idea commin' on!

BUTTPLUGS?

(I may be a terrible person for it, but I laughed the entire way through that video and watched it like four times.)

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'm sorry, we've got a bad connection here. What was that you said?

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BUTT PLUGS

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Box spring?

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BUTTPLUGS

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spark plugs?

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butt plugs?

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You're all a bunch of sick deviants.

I'm sorry, we've got a bad connection here. What was that you said?

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BUTT PLUGS

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Box spring?

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BUTTPLUGS

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
spark plugs?

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
butt plugs?

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You're all a bunch of sick deviants.

BUTT PLUGS

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Box spring?

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BUTTPLUGS

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spark plugs?

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
butt plugs?

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You're all a bunch of sick deviants.