That's right ant, I'm a big fat 60 year old pedophile from 'Bama who is going to arrange to meet you in a truck stop and turn you over to a bunch of gang-banging midgets who will have their way with you multiple times... aren't you so glad you flirt with me now?

Where's that Top Gear clip of them going through 'bama? haha I want to move to Canada...or they can annex...really? Please?

Yeah, I'm never going back to 'bama. Ever...

They mention that W. refers to him as "Bama" or "Rock"...Hmmm. Bama Rock. Bama Rock. Bomb Iraq. A-ha! Obama is at fault for us going to war!

On the plus side, he ain't Hilary-bama.

Hell, girl, in Texas, we got tribute songs to tribute songs about Texas. Lessee, who took a good jab at Bama'-Gonna engage the synapse, and get back to ya' on that one. Don't push it though, a grim work of art could be rendered in viddies,if the Yellowhammer's river be dredged.

Rockgrass!!! It's all the rage down here in 'Bama. LOL