Good dog, Cujo! Also, you know that mutt drops a log the size of a baguette at least twice a day and it practically takes a snow shovel to fling it into the neighbor's yard.

I use to have a tragically retarded Cocker Spaniel (and, to note, there is no other variety of that breed) and it was like the Goose that Laid the Golden Egg, only with dogshit. At least three times a day, this golden-furred, floppy ear'd mongrel would scarf down a can of Alpo, a cup of kibble and whatever food was left lying on the table -- the same table the cat always got smacked for climbing on, but the dog ... ohhh, no! It's CUTE when the dog does it! -- then make a beeline to the back lawn where it'd crap Mt. Everest. I'd have to trudge out the the back yard, shovel in hand, while the guy next door shot me the stink-eye because he was tired of fishing dog turds out of his swimming pool every day during the summer. This task is odious enough, but it's a thousand times worse when you're stoned and it's a million degrees out and you'd much rather be floating on your waterbed listening to Dark Side of the Moon in headphones while blissful AC-cooled air wafts over your twice-weekly washed body and not fighting your way through a black fog of Horseflies to reach a 1:1 scale model of Mt. Doom made entirely of a too-quickly digested overpriced slurry of meat scraps and offal that the canners couldn't fob off on Mexico.

It might not have been as bad as all that, but in my hazy recollection, it was pretty darned close.

I'm not sure why I told you all this, to be perfectly honest, but I did. So there.

I suspect they are just trying to home, probably out of the Bay of Biscay, so they can stop vomiting their baguettes and fois grois...

More seriously; think about the advantages a submarine has over a surface ship, even one that might have a helicopter aboard (but can't safely launch or recovery it in this weather) in either running away, or trying to kill the surface ship. Even if the surface ship has a towed array (yank, tug, snap, one might think)---getting weapons on target as opposed to being the target seems like it would quite a challenge.

Took it too far. Without the baguette, it would have still been in question if that stuff was fo real.

Too far man.

Yeah, I agree. That is CLEARLY a digital edit (the large baguette part) and those are CLEARLY bad actors.

I am a huge fan of illusion and sleight of had, but using digital edits to achieve the desired effect defeats the entire purpose of it all.

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Just had a try with Opera, Chrome, Safari and Firefox (all Mac) on that baguette video and it's working OK for me. Anyone else having this issue?

Jep, I remember English baguettes being that hard too.

The guy who invented this device is a real douche baguette.

Holla,
Yay,
Look here shorty,
I see you over there
Talking at Sean Pierre Le Douche
you need the gum holla at the real fat vibe Faberyayo
`coz you mighty tasty look
You lookin` real tasty
You lookin` like a meal
Matter of fact,
You lookin` like breakfast, bitch
You breakfast
Bitch, you breakfast
You breakfast,
You breakfast

You the cheese on my baguette,
The jelly on my bread
The French on my toast,
Where the ho`s at
Bitch, you breakfast
Your breakfast,
Bitch you breakfast,
Your breakfast
You the cheese on my baguette,
The jelly on my bread
The French on my toast,
Where the ho`s at
Bitch you breakfast,
Yeaah,
You breakfast,
Yay!

Flapjacks baken,
Let me sip it ojay
Holla holla holla,
Oat meal and granola
You breakfast
Yeah bitch, you`re breakfast

Eggs on the side up on look bitch
Want scrambled over jam
Ho, you better `coz you breakfast
Yeah bitch, you breakfast
Yay,
Bitch, you breakfast
Yeah!
You breakfastI may eat ya
Me do you in the kitchen,
Do you on the table
Do you from a hot meal walk
Sippin from you navel
Bitch, you breakfast,
You breakfast,
You breakfast

Let me crack that chicken legs wide open
And get start over there
It`s said in the morning,
You tasty, you look like a meal,
You breakfast,
You breakfast,
You breakfast,
You breakfast,
Bitch,
Bitch, you`re breakfast
You`re breakfast,
Bitch you breakfast,
You breakfast
Bitch, you breakfast,
You breakfast!

You ain`t got xxxx on lunch do
Oh, coz that other bitch
Your girlfriend
She lunch
She be lunch and you know what
You ain`t got xxxx on lunch,
And lunch didn`t got xxxx on dinner
And dinner ain`t got xxxx of maled out munches
But you are tasty lookin`
Now holla at a pay
Breakfast
Bitch, you breakfast,
Holla,
Holla holla holla,
Oat meal and granola
You breakfast,
Yeah bitch, you`re breakfast
Holla holla holla,
Oat meal and granola
You breakfast
Yeah bitch, you`re breakfast,
Bitch, you breakfast,
Holla!

He's a french motherfucker with a tasty baguette..

awesome!!

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I'm glad everyone is mostly onboard with the changes. All the issues that we've struggled with are starting to melt away like a fine gruyère on a piece of baguette under the grill.
grate on graterers!

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Thanks - and good to see that you're a cheese connoisseur as well!

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I'm glad everyone is mostly onboard with the changes. All the issues that we've struggled with are starting to melt away like a fine gruyère on a piece of baguette under the grill.
grate on graterers!


Man, you guys go all out for Cheese Festival huh? Gratingly well done!

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I'm glad everyone is mostly onboard with the changes. All the issues that we've struggled with are starting to melt away like a fine gruyère on a piece of baguette under the grill.
grate on graterers!


Man, you guys go all out for Cheese Festival huh? Gratingly well done!

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I'm glad everyone is mostly onboard with the changes. All the issues that we've struggled with are starting to melt away like a fine gruyère on a piece of baguette under the grill.
grate on graterers!

As if having the middle name Hussein would link him to Saddam, somehow. I guess William Jefferson Clinton was related to Thomas Jefferson...or maybe George Jefferson? Ronald Wilson Reagan was related to Wilson-Phillips, the pop trio. And George Walker Bush is related to Walker, Texas Ranger. Or Satan.

This comment is too elite for you to understand, peon. Now go get John Kerry a baguette! Zut alors!

Zut alors! Je suis le baguette!

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that is sooooo fucking funny. thanks man, send me the tshirt