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I have to say, this is the first time I've seen "Michael Bay" and "Emotional Depth" in the same video.

In all seriousness, being up on stage can be quite jarring as you have the expectations of a crowd to live up to, or at least that's what stage fright can make seem. I don't know how much experience he has in those scenarios, but I'm assuming that he's used to being in an environment where people are expected to listen to him and he knows it. Ironically, a stage sequence like this purports the same scenario, people are willing to listen because they hardly have a voice to respond with besides applause (unless you really somehow piss them off).

Great shirt for her, too...Oh and take it from someone who suffers stage fright and a number of other blockages...If you can do this in a crowded supermarket, you can do it nightly for a living!

Turns out this all started with the kid. From YT:

I took the video. We were standing in line, and his mom was ready to leave because we didn't know what WE were going to say. When we turned to leave, Elijah grabbed her coat and pulled her back, telling her to stay cause he wanted to tell Michele something. If anything, it was the other way around. He just got stage fright—and his mom wasn't going to let him back down, because he was going to regret it.

To be honest, I had no idea what I was witnessing and was completely oblivious that this was a potential stroke.

I had assumed it was simply a case of nerves or stage fright or something along those lines.

>> ^blankfist:

When did he turn from this eloquent young man to this?
http://www.tbs.com/video/index.jsp?oid=234662&eref=sharethisUrl



Well, in the '77 interview he didn't get shitfaced to numb his stage fright.

I'm guessing nerves might have had a bit to do with it, as well. He seemed to be working at not looking at the audience or the camera. Most of his time was spent staring over their heads or with his eyes closed. Around 1:30, when the focus moves to the flutist (is that Bob Hite?), he does seem to relax a bit, smiling and looking more towards the crowd.

Of course, even if all that were true, it doesn't rule out a chemical component to the question...

Hmmm...after doing some history checking, this was from their 3rd album, and they had quite a bit of time performing by then, and at least two TV appearances. It doesn't rule out a case of nerves (I know some performers suffer stage fright even after decades), but it does seem less likely.

At any rate, an excellent performance and video!

Stage fright, or =DIRE= need of a bathroom...? I can't tell.

Sorry, this guy does an adequate job at a beautiful song (I also hate the vocal wobble, though I've heard worse). It's a great story about overcoming stage fright to share your talent, but it doesn't quite compare to Susan Boyle, and it's nothing compared to the original breakout singer on Britain's Got Talent, Paul Potts: http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Cell-Phone-Salesman-Sings-Opera-Nessun-Dorma

I hear him say in an interview that before this performance he was puking for hours with stage fright. Just wanted to provide a little context

>> ^TheEvilComputerNerd:
Why was he shaking so bad? I remember seeing him on Comedy Central, and his timing was excellent, but he messes up a joke here.


Well apparently he had quite a bit of stage fright.

Jeez, Mike's got a bad case of stage fright there.

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