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Well he can play a support once in a blue moon, but he CAN NOT carry a film on his own. I still get pretty twisted up when I recall of Planet of the Apes. Yes I blame Burton as well for his casting an actual ape to play lead, alongside greats like Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Roth. Bottom line Mark Walberg Ruins Films more often than not. Someone dispute this!
>> ^RedSky:

He's quite an inconsistent actor but when I see him nail roles like in The Departed, it makes me wonder if he's just terrible at picking scripts and in this case directors.>> ^rosekat:
Mark Wahlberg is the other thing people hate about it. And in general.
>> ^swedishfriend:
The Happening had the least ridiculous premise of all his films yet that is what people hate about it. The wind noises was the ONLY thing wrong with that film! Fuck anyone who thinks otherwise!

upvote for Tim Roth, I've a bit of a crush on the guy...
plus, this was funny.

That is brilliant. I miss Tim Roth since he started doing that telly gig.

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Looks like David Lee Roth at 1:00

How about the both of you shut the fuck up and take your conversation somewhere else?

We all know that the only official references to you two and pre-teens have been sealed by the court until those families complete counseling and the trial can begin. I’m surprised they even let you two onto the internet at all.

It should be noted by other Sifters: I’m not saying that either of these two ever had sex with kids. That would imply that they stopped masturbating to them long enough to leave the house for candy and duct-tape. What I am saying is that where THEY are from, their activities concerning children are still illegal.

Unlike Kulpims' homeland: the “Republic” of Slovenia: A nice place to visit if you have a hundred bucks and a week to blow screwing cattle. (Or is it a week to screw, blowing cattle?)

The actual country of Slovenia is almost exactly like we saw it portrayed in the wonderful Eli Roth film: “Hostel”. Except for the beautiful women, the second-world amenities and the large amounts of money changing hands. From what I can tell on Wikipedia, the most notable thing about the place is that it’s where the Nazi’s stopped to take a shit on their way to visit Italy.

Like therealblankman mentions above, Slovenia also has a hockey team. So you might also recognize the name of their most famous citizen: the hockey player Anze Kopitar. He plays for the Los Angeles Kings…

My spell-checker doesn’t even recognize “Slovenia” as a legitimate word so it’s no wonder that Kulpims spends his days trolling the Sift in a weed induced stupor trying to convince people how fascinating it is. What is surprising is that he can get so much time logged onto Slovenia’s computer.

But as a self described “coledge" dropout, he’s ranked just above the country’s minister of science. So they need to call him in every time they have technical problems like needing to clear their cookies, or giving their account information to the Nigerian finance minister.

Now I know I don’t ever spend a lot of time at these pathetic circle-jerks or encouraging their resident narcissists. But in Kulpim’s case, Dag offered me five bucks off of a charter membership to say something that helped improve The Sift’s reputation with Slovenia’s communist government.

Unfortunately, try as I might, I can’t think of anything positive to say about Kulpims OR this piece of shit, overpriced, wannabe youtube that you’re all so enamored with. I guess I’ll just have to keep using it for free… oh, without the ability to blog. There’s a membership incentive for you. Blogging… Give me a fucking break.

So, with nothing nice to say about this site or any of you pale, chubby, acne riddled, pedophile, shut-ins: I’ll leave you with this fascinating NOVA clip about America’s first visit to Slovenia after they finally got rid of their vampire problem:

Enjoy:

Thank you sir, the sentiment is appreciated. I'm also Rorschach in the Watchmen, the V in for Vendetta, and Jules motherfucking Winnfield from Pulp Fiction!

...and about 6 Tim Roth characters!

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thinking of you sweetie!
http://www.videosift.com/video/THE-LIBERTINE-opening-scene-with-Johnny-Depp

What stage presence! He simply oozes charisma from every pore! And he has those rock poses down to a science! David Lee Roth WATCH OUT! Mark Gormley is coming after your spot in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

>> ^arvana:
Somebody ran David Lee Roth's "Running With the Devil" a capella track through it, and it came up with this:
http://music.metafilter.com/2943/Runnin-With-The-Songsmith



You just made my day! Thanks for that link!

Somebody ran David Lee Roth's "Running With the Devil" a capella track through it, and it came up with this:

http://music.metafilter.com/2943/Runnin-With-The-Songsmith

If you get around to watching it, lemme know what'cha think. You may get a kick out of Jullianne Moore's role.

Sam Rockwell is the shit! Anyone that plays Zaphod Beeblebrox is cool in my book. Though my favorite role of his has gotta be Chuck Barris in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind -- Love that movie sooo much. Which brings to mind a genius writer (Charlie Kaufman) and an actor/director who is both over and underrated: George Clooney. I love half of his work (inevitably the underrated stuff) and the other half I could do without.

Diane Keaton, Nicholas Cage, Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks, etc. etc. Don't do it for me either. Though Cage Occasionally gets it right. (Or maybe it's the writers.) Mel, Mel, Mel -- what scares me about him is that his true personality may be Martin Riggs, but with a touch of the religious zealot. Definitely not a good combination. I would be careful not to harm his dog.

Favorite actors... Oh my, where to begin. So many decades of cinema to recall! To avoid a carbon copy of your list -- all noteworthy thesbians -- I'll fill in some of the missing pieces: The Marx Brothers (I love them all equally), Hepburn's flame, Spencer Tracy, the other Hepburn, Audrey (mostly because of those eyes), Cary Grant, Humprey Bogart (Casablanca and The Maltese Falcon are films that I can watch from any point and be satisfied completely for every second the films goes by), Lauren Bacall (Ze Big Sleep; dear lordy, more top ten material), Clark Gable, Gary Oldman (You said it, but he's too good and far too underappreciated to not mention), Helena Bonham Carter (another one I CANNOT avoid mentioning -- a dark favorite of mine: Morgan le Fay, Elizabeth Frankenstein, Ophelia, Anne Boleyn -- dear GOD, she's a even a freakin' death eater. She has to be a reader.), Elliot Gould (More noir favorites), Michael Gambon (brilliant), Alan Rickman, Edward Norton, Tim Roth, Brad Pitt, lil' Dakota Fanning, Kyle MacLachlan, Isabella Rossellini, and Dennis Hopper -- I think that's the cast of Blue Velvet, another potential top ten movie with top ten actors lol. Maybe we should make lists of the people we DON'T like... on second thought... (Sorry, this got long.)

Yes! Mothersbaugh, of course. Wes Anderson's pocket composer and devolution advocate. Don't forget Sigur Ros, either. That's the part of the movie where yer supposed to cry. I heart those Icelanders. A Bowie fan too. David Bowie is my best friend's father.

Make up a top 5 real quick. (No pressure.)

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You're right. I have about 15 or so that are floating around in my favorites list. My top movies are not neccesarily the best ones I've seen. Like you said, they are the ones that I have an emotional connection to.

Wes Anderson is awesome but I haven't seen all of his films yet. My favorite so far is also The Life Aquatic. I love those covers. The Mark Mothersbaugh numbers are awesome, too. The scene where Steve introduces his boat and crew, accompanied by Mothersbaugh's "Let Me Tell You About My Boat" is one of my favorite scenes. I also really liked The Royal Tenenbaums.

Oh, underappreciated and overrated actors. It is relatively easy for me to rattle off some of my favorite actors. Paul Newman, Marlon Brando, and Ingrid Bergman are definitely in the top 5. Other actors I love off of the top of my head: Gary Oldman, Anjelica Huston, Gregory Peck, Katharine Hepburn, Bruce Willis (most people love him for the wrong reasons), Bill Murray, Charlie Chaplin, Helena Bonham Carter (I love how much her older stuff contrasts with her more recent roles. She's great.), John Goodman (I have always had a thing for this guy. He is a pleasure to watch.), James Stewart, Topol (I've only seen him in Fiddler but it is one of my favorite performances EVAR), Henry Fonda, Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Oliver Reed. This list was about 5 times as long before I cut it down. You're welcome.

I'm sure you're the same way that I am with actors. Sometimes I love them because they are truly great actors and sometimes I love them because they are good actors and you just enjoy watching them for whatever reason. I admit that one of the reasons that I love Newman, Brando, and Bergman is because they are all incredibly sexy. They also happen to be exceptional actors. Who are your favorites?

Severely overrated: Meg Ryan, Diane Keaton (used to be okay, now I can't stand her), Nicolas Cage (liked him in Matchstick Men...which reminds me that I love Sam Rockwell), Keira Knightly, and there is something about Mel Gibson's acting that seems...is it insincere? Affected? All I know is that something is off with him and I'm not a fan.

I'll rent The Big Lebowski one of these days.

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Many artists use it, that how they get some guitars to talk, the talk box. You can note a talk box by the tube that is next to the mic.

The talk box can be used with an effects pedal (Generic Volume Pedal, and even a wah pedal), or your sound guy can do it for you depending on how much rampaging you do on stage...Think Angus Young, doesnt have time to stomp on a pedal!


EDIT: Remiss I am!

"Van Halen used a Heil Talk Box on the single "Can't Get This Stuff No More", from their short-lived 1996 reunion with original lead singer David Lee Roth and the recording of their Best of Volume I greatest hits album. According to guitarist Edward Van Halen, the tube from the talk box used in the first part of the solo didn't work properly unless stuck into the back of his throat, triggering his gag reflex. As a result, Van Halen's guitar tech Matt Bruck had to use the tube while Van Halen played the solo." Talk Box

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_box

And dude, David Lee Roth was a fine looking lady back in the 80's!

"The last U.S. writer to win the award was Toni Morrison in 1993. Americans Philip Roth and Joyce Carol Oates have figured in Nobel speculation for several years now, but have not been tapped." Heh heh. Tapped. Sorry I couldn't resist.

But seriously I wouldn't mind seeing Chinua Achebe get it. I haven't always agreed with him on his politics but he's always been very insightful when it comes to race and culture. My second pull is for F. Sionil Jose. How exciting would that be?