>> ^misterwight:

How does she keep a black apron so spotless around so many cats? That's inconceivable!


That's what the said about Jesus, dude. HALLELUJAH!

Boy did you miss the point.

He wasn't making a comment on religion... he was making a comment on the death penalty.

He was explicitly stating how wrong people are to use the bible to justify capital punishment.>> ^A10anis:

So, "an eye for an eye" is gods word, but he has been misunderstood? Hallelujah, we can all rest easy, god was just bad at communicating his tenets. Now, off you go and interpret his word any way that suits you. Religion is so obviously man made and, as such, ambiguous nonsense.

So, "an eye for an eye" is gods word, but he has been misunderstood? Hallelujah, we can all rest easy, god was just bad at communicating his tenets. Now, off you go and interpret his word any way that suits you. Religion is so obviously man made and, as such, ambiguous nonsense.

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Yeah, When I think of Flash Mob doing this I tend to think of this one: http://videosift.com/video/Christmas-Food-Court-Flash-Mob-Hallelujah-Chorus

>> ^hpqp:

Flash mob? I don't think so. That being said, Handel = bravo.

Well oot o' the East there came a hard man
Oh-ho, a' the way frae Brigton?
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Well he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic
Oh, VP and cider |VP is rum or sherry, I think
Ah-ha, what a hell of a mixture
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

(spoken: Sex rears its ugly head...)
Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais?
Oh-ho, I'm lookin' fur a lumber |looking for a woman [1]
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

(spoken: Eyes up the talent, and lo and behold...)
In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary,
Oh, the flooer o' the Gorbals |flower
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

(spoken: Chats he up...)
Aw noo Mary, are ye dancin'?
"Oh no, it's just the way I'm staunin'" |standing
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

(spoken: Rebuffed!)
Well then, Mary, yer one in a million,
"Oh-ho, so's yer chances!"
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

(spoken: Rebuffed again!)
Well then Mary, can I run ye hame?
Oh-ho, I've got a pair of sandshoes,
"A ha-ha, ye're hell of a funny!"
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

(spoken: Never say die. Sways aboot nonchalantly,
picking his nails with a bayonet. An' he knocks her off...)
Well, doon through the back-close, an' intae the dunny, |[2]
Oh-ho, it wasnae fur the first time, |wasn't
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Then oot came her mammy - she was goin' tae the cludgie, |[3]
Oh-ho, I buggered off sharpish,
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man,
Oh-ho, he's jined the Foreign Legion |joined
Ah-ha, Sahara unner ra camels, |under the camels
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Then Hairy Mary's had a little baby
Oh-ho, its faither's in the army
Ah-ha, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

hallelujah

on top of all that is the time and effort spent trying to make sure you do everything correctly and just trying learn how to do it in the first place. my time costs $70/hr. i've probably spent $1000 worth of my time this week alone trying to learn how to be a good accountant and financial advisor.

now i'm going to start my own religion and make tax evasion one of its prime tenants. but, we will burn the works of ayn rand and forbid anyone from "pulling themselves up by their own bootstraps". we shall instead study the writings of vonnegut, devote ourselves to the history of radical anarchist movements of the 20th century, forbid sexual repression and of course, we will love our bodies and never think them sinful or imperfect. instead of taking the sacrament, we will rub each others backs and necks and shoulders and legs. the power of touch will be > than the power of prayer. and we will look at the teachings of new age healers with great skepticism, despite what we may or may not have in common with them. hallelujah. amen.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Yeah, I noticed that when I was self-employed (read that as being a freelancer), my taxes went way up. I now owe back taxes. It becomes difficult to remain solvent. It's like the high taxes are there to discourage people from competing with the larger companies, and I've almost caved multiple times and gone back to working for corporations. I shudder to think.

And then there's the problem of where your money is spent. It's not locally generally. A lot of it goes to wars and death. I'd much rather spend locally and help those I have a chance of encountering daily.

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being self-employed may or may not be turning me into a libertarian. i feel like i'd rather take 20% of my income and just hand it over directly to my elderly neighbors than send it to the pilfering sociopaths in washington. ... i'm currently researching the best ways to commit tax evasion.

"So you said 'Hallelujah!'"

??? "Hotdog, look at that thang!"

Ah, Man why give them more tools..., you know this is going to turn up on christian websites (with credits removed) saying, "See, they can be converted and see the light - Hallelujah!" (face to palm )

That was a year ago Siftbot! Well then *promote!
>> ^siftbot:

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I found this post from GDGD's post of the same post.

I posted a follow-up video from the same companies, it's pretty interesting, hallelujah, but bring a paper bag.

http://videosift.com/video/NorthStudio-360-Mindbending-Chopper-Tour

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