GREEN EGGS AND HAM | Dr. Seuss Raps over Dr. Dre Beats

Errrrgh! Green eggs and flan this, terrible!

Reminds me of Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham".

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If you could...what, who, when etc

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ooh! and then, look up:

Arboreal Snickers
Green Eggs & Ham
Explosive Gopher

you'll forget where your keys are.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'freak, manandwife, dr seuss, green eggs and ham' to 'freak, manandwife, dr seuss, green eggs and ham, coochie' - edited by calvados

Dr. Seuss would be happy - now we can actually eat green eggs and ham.

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Yes, well - my point is that greens eggs and ham can actually be pretty good - my sister made some for me on my birthday when I was 5. She used green food colouring.

That's all I'm trying to say - and 90% of life is just showing up. That's it. I'm done for the evening.

"In a tribute four days after Dr. Seuss's death, the Rev. Jesse Jackson read Green Eggs and Ham during the 1991 season premiere of Saturday Night Live. During a later season of SNL, Darrell Hammond, who was known for impersonating Jackson, read Green Eggs and Ham during a segment of Weekend Update as Jackson."
- Green Eggs and Ham, at Wikipedia