Well excuse me, take a few minutes, to mellow out
Big Daddy Kane is on the mic and I'ma tell about
a minimum length, of rhymes of strength
and power, so listen to the man of the hour
Flow and go to a slow tempo and you know
sing hoe, swing low, then yo the show
will go on, as I perform
Transformin on stage like a Decepticon
But I'm not animated like a cartoon
I'm for real, shootin lyrics like a harpoon
Across the crowd, the listeners, the spectators
So let's groove with the smooth operator

The B-I-G, D-A-double-D-Y-K-A-N-E
I'm good and plenty, servin many and any
competition, wishin for an expedition
I'm straight up dissin and dismissin, listen
Rappers act so wild, and love to profile
Frontin hard but ain't got no style
I give nightmares to those who compete
Freddy Kreuger, walkin on Kane Street
Confuse and lose abuse and bruise the crews
who choose to use my name wrong, they pay dues
Destruction from the exterminator
But in a calm manner, cause I'm a smooth operator

Now girls step up to this
One simple kiss, and it's over Miss
Sold to nice dreamers, high as the price seem
girlfriend, you been scooped like ice cream
So just swing or fling a gathering try to cling
Cause It's a Big Daddy Thing
And I'm lovin em right word is bond
So just play Marvin Gaye and Let's Get It On
I make it real good like Dr. Feelgood
To make sure that my point is understood
That when it comes to this there's none greater
Sincerely yours... the smooth operator

Now ain't that the pot callin the kettle black
Sayin I'm a new jack, you need to be smacked
The smooth way I say em and the way I display em
to make them sound different in a way that's gifted
and hey I'm, makin sure every lyric is done fine
And I make one line, bright as the sunshine
Attack you like Robatussin on a cough
If you know like I know -- step off!
Competition, I'ma get rid of
You can't get a bit of, so just consider
a break or rest vacation hibernation
And make way for my smooth operation
I'm a smooth operator

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Oh man, is this from that 80's Transformers movie? There were so many Autobots and Decepticons that were killed it's probably not suitable for kids.

from youtube: Starscream is celebrating the "death" of the now former leader Megatron, and is crowning himself as the new Decepticon leader.

Little does he know, the 'reincarnated' version of Megatron is on his way to have a word with him...

That's right, ultra badass Galvatron is pissed.

My 100% ground beef Decepticon will destroy this icy robot!

If only the terrorists, the Autobots would quit terrorising Cybertron in their dissent against the ruling Decepticons.

i really dislike how this kindof "muppet humour" pops up in everything that lucas (and often spielberg) do. the new version of the old star wars films, whats was added? cgi animal that farts and a singer in the cantina that is taken from fraggle rock... and in transformers, that new decepticon, fraggle/muppet humour...

While critical of the Iraq war, Sanchez also has choice words for the lying-ass lamestream media that cherry-pick his words.

"Your unwillingness to accurately and prominently correct your mistakes and your agenda driven biases contribute to this corrosive environment.
All of these challenges combined create a media environment that does a tremendous disservice to America. Over the course of this war tactically insignificant events have become strategic defeats for America because of the tremendous power and impact of the media and by extension you the journalist. In many cases the media has unjustly destroyed the individual reputations and careers of those involved."

For the text of the full speech, go here:

http://www.michaelyon-online.com/wp/listening-respectfully.htm

Downvote for typical left-wing Decepticon "reporting".

Blaster? Was that the autobots version of the decepticon Soundwave?

Half the nation knows it's in a fight for its very survival, for the survival of civilization itself. The other half is busy blocking its own poop chute with its head.

Black Dumbo is either a Decepticon or a sincere fool. No more socialists, please, from either party.