YAY! Thank-You!!

>> ^lucky760:

Congrats to our winners and thanks to all our participants!
Winner #1 is @critical_d for How to Pour the Perfect Guinness from a Can
Winner #2 is @Boise_Lib for The Making of an Absinthe Glass at Simon Pearce
Winner #3 is @Sarzy for The Simpsons -- You put the beer in the coconut

Congrats to our winners and thanks to all our participants!

Winner #1 is @critical_d for How to Pour the Perfect Guinness from a Can
Winner #2 is @Boise_Lib for The Making of an Absinthe Glass at Simon Pearce
Winner #3 is @Sarzy for The Simpsons -- You put the beer in the coconut

http://videosift.com/video/The-Simpsons-You-put-the-beer-in-the-coconut

>> ^therealblankman:

>> ^Barseps:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

But--you will have traveled 80 miles.

Not true my good sir, for you see we are all at this very moment hurtling through space at great velocity! The only correct answer to the man's question was "not enough information given, please reexamine your query."

If you are traveling at 80mph--no matter what the directional component of the vector is--at the end of one hour your wheels will have covered 80 miles of distance.

Of course, I'm not considering the Earth's rotation, or the motion of the Earth compared to the sun, or of the sun compared to the galaxy, or of the galaxy compared to the Local Group, or of the Local Group compared to the Great Attractor.

The tides, the tides....don't forget the tides. The MOON plays it's part as well y'know, if you don't believe me, just ask any werewolf.

But what if I'm carrying a coconut?


mind = blown

>> ^therealblankman:

>> ^Barseps:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

But--you will have traveled 80 miles.

Not true my good sir, for you see we are all at this very moment hurtling through space at great velocity! The only correct answer to the man's question was "not enough information given, please reexamine your query."

If you are traveling at 80mph--no matter what the directional component of the vector is--at the end of one hour your wheels will have covered 80 miles of distance.

Of course, I'm not considering the Earth's rotation, or the motion of the Earth compared to the sun, or of the sun compared to the galaxy, or of the galaxy compared to the Local Group, or of the Local Group compared to the Great Attractor.

The tides, the tides....don't forget the tides. The MOON plays it's part as well y'know, if you don't believe me, just ask any werewolf.

But what if I'm carrying a coconut?


Depends, African or European coconut?

>> ^Barseps:

>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
>> ^Boise_Lib:
>> ^PHJF:
Trick question, without knowing the speed's vector direction one could very well end up exactly where one started while traveling at a constant 80 miles per hour.

But--you will have traveled 80 miles.

Not true my good sir, for you see we are all at this very moment hurtling through space at great velocity! The only correct answer to the man's question was "not enough information given, please reexamine your query."

If you are traveling at 80mph--no matter what the directional component of the vector is--at the end of one hour your wheels will have covered 80 miles of distance.

Of course, I'm not considering the Earth's rotation, or the motion of the Earth compared to the sun, or of the sun compared to the galaxy, or of the galaxy compared to the Local Group, or of the Local Group compared to the Great Attractor.

The tides, the tides....don't forget the tides. The MOON plays it's part as well y'know, if you don't believe me, just ask any werewolf.


But what if I'm carrying a coconut?

Coconut

I'll have the mixed melon salad to start, chicken dumplings with chestnuts, taters, and coconut cream pie for dessert. And a milkshake!

and now onto the coconut tree...

"Quest for Coconuts 2: Rise of the Rib Cushions"

Note to self: Never mess with a Trinidadian coconut expert.

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

Treating a fatty liver is important! First, if your doctor prescribes a medicine, most of the time it's harmful to your liver. Be a self advocate and discuss with him if the treatment is really important. Maybe taking steroids to stave off an annoying cough isn't as important as you'd like it to be.

Second, if you're a drinker, not only drink lots of water but also make sure you're taking in buttloads of potassium. If you're taking potassium supplements, please note they're probably potassium gluconate, and although the bottle says 550mg, it's really only 90mg of potassium (or 3% of your daily allowance). Don't be afraid to take more than one or two, and honestly coconut water and bananas have a high count of potassium so stock the fuck up.

Last, eat healthier. Broccoli, cabbage (or brussel sprouts) and garlic are great for fatty livers. Cut out sugar from your diet if possible. Instead of a soda, order unsweetened tea (black tea is just about as healthy as green tea!).

>> ^Opus_Moderandi:

she also happens to be cute. What is so wrong with noticing that? How does it cheapen an otherwise excellent performance by calling the performer "cute" (when they actually happen to be "cute")?


Trying to argue the merits of the title just reinforces the male internet user stereotype of a loser with the self esteem of a hollowed out coconut. Stop it!

I have margaritas in the blender!


>> ^UsesProzac:

Nooo, don't get a room. ::sits back with her popcorn and pineapple juice with coconut rum::