Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups - he does Earth push-downs.

If I had to make a comment...

This is how Chuck Norris does push-ups.

How'd they get a hold of Chuck Norris' ram?

When Chuck Norris jumps over chairs the chair ducks out of his way.

blah blah physics...math...yadda yadda. Simple Answer: Chuck Norris wins.

So, he's the anti-Chuck Norris?

This one is very nasty and brutal. A bit disappointing that nobody thought of having Chuck Norris come in... but oh well.

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You're right. I was trying to figure out if the garments in the back right corner were Karate or Klan.>> ^nomino:

I love how orchestrated the background is. It's as if someone would actually have a room as ridiculous as this one. It's full of successful and patriotic imagery that the electorate subconsciously processes. I would have greatly enjoyed being in the meeting where they argued on what should be behind these two shills.

I was on the fence, but "Chuck Norris is gay" sold it for me.

I bet Chuck Norris keeps hedgehogs as pets.
Or do they keep him???

He's like the unholy love-child of Michael Knight and Chuck Norris!

A dildo! A bong! No, wait... a squid! Oh, I see, it's a person. The Heat Miser! No, Elvis! I know... it's Lincoln! Yep, there's his beard, alrighty. Wait a sec... that ain't Lincoln. Hmmm... Chuck Norris? Wait, what the hell is that thing? A bunny? One of those headless dudes from Serious Sam? What is he wrapping... around... Sumo wrestler! Headless Sumo wrestler! He's leaning against a cactus! Nope, he's TIED to the cactus for some reason. Now he's... I have no idea what that is, but it looks like it would make a cool lamp.

>> ^schlub:

Chuck is a loser who deserves no up-votes.


A RICH loser. I wish I was a rich loser