Finish writing my book that I started before I became addicted to the Sift. Maybe visit my kids that I haven't seen in a few months. Probably rape a West Nile virus victim while sheep-herding my grandfather into a black latex recreation of Britney Spears' vagina.

Will this do anything to improve the situation? Will anyone be investigated or prosecuted? Likely not.

Other forms of criminality have been exposed in the past, yet they are often buried under the carpet. Life goes on. Criminality continues.

Politics as usual.

Mass media ignoring, failing to follow up on, and neglecting to call public servants to account.

They are more about the likes of Britney Spears than the state of the nation, and the death of our Democracy.

What the hell is this shit?! Where's Paris Hilton? Where's Britney Spears?! This is hogwash! I want my news the way I like it!

*promote because this still cracks me up I want to get a tattoo but I am being very careful about what I get

I don't like people with "kenji" of similar tattoos - Britney Spears got one that was supposed to say "Mysterious" but when shopping in Japan the sales assistant laughed in a shop because Britneys tattoo instead of "Mysterious" actually translated to "Strange"

How Ironic LMAO

>> ^Payback:
Creationists do have a strong argument. If evolution were possible, why are they not smarter than medieval man?


Because intelligence does not increase your likelihood of reproduction. Case in point: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

I fixed these. The others may have to wait.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Countdown-Falafel-Guy-Fatwa#comment-429616
http://www.videosift.com/video/Live-Forever-Trailer-Cool-Britannia-When-Britain-was-Cool
http://www.videosift.com/video/Show-us-yourtail#comment-429628
http://www.videosift.com/video/Wedding-Prank
http://www.videosift.com/video/Monty-Python-Just-an-Accident
http://www.videosift.com/video/Chris-Crockers-Dad-on-Jimmy-Kimmel-Live-Britney-Spears#comment-429659

Sings better than Britney Spears.


But that isn't saying much...

How is that the fastest submission in history? It was in the middle of the round.

That's like saying that Britney Spears is the craziest celebrity around, when we all know that Tom Cruise is exponentially more psycho.

...it was still frickin' awesome, though.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numa_Numa
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_Coke_and_Mentos_eruption
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_rain
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing_Banana
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_wars_kid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dramatic_prairie_dog#Dramatic_Prairie_Dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIvWASpK9aQ nunchuck guy
http://www.myspace.com/chriscrocker britney spears girl
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww Ms South Carolina
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDdYvf-Wimk guy dancing on stage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw daft hands, and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYD_-A_X5E&feature=related daft bodies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6tlw-oPDBM tshirt guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA red shoes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4 candy mountain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_azQmHSIXs will it blend
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NE5elL30w4 ryan vs dorkman
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY 8:10 Gi joe

Questionables..

The girl with the rainbow colored leggings. I know of one or two high resolution pictures (one of them has been turned into a inspirational poster) of a model wearing them, but recall no such video or animated gif of this girl.
http://208.116.9.205/10/graphics/pics/pictures_skittles.jpg

In the massive collage at the end, theres a pair of 3 animated CG models. They don't look like anything I recognize, but the distorted form and copied animation dance reminds me of the dancing baby, or the Japanese music player that allowed user loadable models that then made them dance to music (if any of you have seen the dancing spider man, that was from this program).
http://www.speeding.co.uk/acatalog/gay_spiderman.gif
http://www.monsterdesign.co.kr/image/spiderman_dancing.gif

There is also what appears to be a floating metal star with a circular grill that rings no bells in the same collage.

And the 3 dancing idiots. I spent most of the time trying to find these guys with no luck. They use the same stage as the numa guy though, so maybe its not a meme?

Bonus: Check out the will it blend link.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Fan Boy, crying, Britney Spears, get a life, boo hoo' to 'Fan Boy, crying, Britney Spears, break, my, nose, please' - edited by choggie

...Someday someone is going to find you people and play Britney Spears and Celine Dion at you until you crack!...

Wow. You really know how to drive a point home. Ouch. Still your pop drivel was of a much higher *quality than ours, you must admit.

Hey this is exactly what we wanted the Iraqi government to do right?!... Oh wait, what you mean its not going so well... *Points* Hey look over there aren't those Britney Spear's exposed nipples? Man what is wrong with that woman she needs to get help and admit to her problems.

1. Kindergarten teacher's hair: Dark and light grey (bonus: Pulled back and tied into bun)
2. Clockwise: 11 rotations until dizziness, Counterclockwise: 12 rotations until dizzness
3. "Reflections" assisted living home in Flagstaff Arizona. (it's not where you plan on going but it's where you'll end up)

In reply to this comment by Kuga:
You're telling me you were specifically wondering what a random Sifter like me thought about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and the heroine of a cheesy nineties show? o.O

Got any other inexplicably random questions about me bouncing around that head of yours... like what my kindergarten teacher's hair color was, or how many times I can spin around in a circle before getting dizzy, or which retirement home I plan on going to when I'm old?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
>> ^Kuga:
What, that I was a teenager during the mid 90's?

Yes.

And that your thoughts on paris hilton and britney spears

and your thoughts on Xena, Warrior Princess...

oddly these are all questions I had about you. Dunno why, just did.

You're telling me you were specifically wondering what a random Sifter like me thought about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and the heroine of a cheesy nineties show? o.O

Got any other inexplicably random questions about me bouncing around that head of yours... like what my kindergarten teacher's hair color was, or how many times I can spin around in a circle before getting dizzy, or which retirement home I plan on going to when I'm old?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
>> ^Kuga:
What, that I was a teenager during the mid 90's?

Yes.

And that your thoughts on paris hilton and britney spears

and your thoughts on Xena, Warrior Princess...

oddly these are all questions I had about you. Dunno why, just did.

>> ^Kuga:
What, that I was a teenager during the mid 90's?

Yes.

And that your thoughts on paris hilton and britney spears

and your thoughts on Xena, Warrior Princess...

oddly these are all questions I had about you. Dunno why, just did.