>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:

It is time to take the kid gloves off and build the Panama Canal 2.0 on our southern border.


Wow.. you are so ungodly like stupid. Clearly you don't stop to think things out.

Even if you could "dig a trench deep enough" WHICH YOU FUCKING COULDN'T...

There's this thing called Rain.. which likes to fill up big empty holes in the earth.

:: Atomic facepalm :: Do you even know where the term Wetback comes from?!

Not to mention..

It would take would take nearly 2.1 MILLION National Guardsmen
[standing shoulder to shoulder] on duty 24 hours 365 days a year to "properly seal" the border.

So effectively 4.2 to 8.4 million guardsmen.. and all funded by tax dollars! yay!

~~~
Your delusional Conserva-topia aside tho..

The majority of illegal aliens cross the border inside of 18 wheelers.

And yes, the border guards are bribed just as easily as all the politicians we rag on.

So next time, could you please think thru your crazy Acme cartoon plans before you go spouting off:

"Dude guys! We can totally just build a ladder to the mooooon.. and put all the brown icky people up there!"
-_-

That doesn't even look like a real place, it's almost like ACME. It certainly seems like a reasonable way to get your employees to work longer hours when your work place is nicer than your crib.

The office of my last job didn't even have a bloody coffee machine.

Wow old man, spoken like a true middle-aged fanboy. = P

Of course mma standup isn't at the level of boxing. Boxing is all standup.
Mixed martial arts is every other martial art style you can think of.

If you can't see that then you're not as smart as you'd like yourself to believe, with your crabby panties-in-a-bunch attitude. =]

A boxing round is 3 mins of standup hugging.
36 mins of dancing in boxing boots like an Acme cartoon.

MMA rounds are 5 mins of defending takedowns, submissions, head kicks, leg kicks, judo throws .. and strikes.
A MMA title fight is 5 rounds. That's 25 mins of working every muscle in your body.

If you aren't able to understand that about MMA you don't even know what you're talking about. [Which is already quite apparent]

I don't think you can appreciate all the disciplines of Mixed Martial Arts because you're sitting here complaining about heavyweights and how they aren't amazing conventional boxers.

P.S. - Fedor Emelianenko lost finally. Not due to great standup but by double submission: Armbar Triangle Choke.

My point is: of course MMA standup is sloppy. You have four or five other modes of attack you have to calculate and defend against.



>> ^highdileeho:

The standup talent isn't anywhere near the level of boxing. Is all i'm going to say and if you can't see that then your not as smart as you would like people to believe, with your pompus arrogant attitude.

the reason they were throwing haymakers was because they had to fight A 10 round match, (something mma athletes are not physiclly capable of)they were completly exhausted

...if you weren't able to understand that about fighting/boxing then i really don't know why i'm wasting my time, because you don't even know what your talking about.

mma is a good sport. I can appreciate all of the disciplines, my favorite fighter is emilionenko-- i'm not spell checking that name--, and my favorite style is sambo, it's far and away the best fighting discipline.

My point is mma needs to step up it's standup game it's sloppy.

>> ^westy:
lol owned what a shit way to die.
Did they find Burn marks on her from the TNT ?


Actually funny, just too soon. Maybe something like a simple "I guess he finally switched from ACME."

Well, you buy a gun from ACME this is what happens. Same effect from a carrot in the barrel or a gloved finger.

For some reason it reminded me of this event:

The 2007 United States Air Force nuclear weapons incident occurred at Minot Air Force Base and Barksdale Air Force Base on August 29–30, 2007. Six AGM-129 ACM cruise missiles, each loaded with a W80-1 variable yield nuclear warhead, were mistakenly loaded on a United States Air Force (USAF) B-52H heavy bomber at Minot and transported to Barksdale. The nuclear warheads in the missiles were supposed to have been removed before taking the missiles from their storage bunker. The missiles with the nuclear warheads were not reported missing and remained mounted to the aircraft at both Minot and Barksdale for a period of 36 hours. During this period, the warheads were not protected by the various mandatory security precautions required for nuclear weapons.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_United_States_Air_Force_nuclear_weapons_incident

Needs more head explosions. They made The Clapper into an Acme gag! Also needs more open-heart surgery. You can't have Kano in a Mortal Kombat game and NOT let him rip out his opponents' hearts! It's just not done!

Hey! Thanks for the promote, deathstarposeidon!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*promote

Let's see if someone finds this objectionable.

And to be on the safe side:

Proctor & Gamble
Blockbuster Video
K-Mart
Coca-Cola
Starbuck's
McDonald's
JCPenney's
ExxonMobil
Unilever
Time Warner
Disney
Eli Lilly
General Motors
Ben& Jerry's
Google
Acme
Tom's Rhinoplasty

ALL SUCK!!!

*promote

Let's see if someone finds this objectionable.

And to be on the safe side:

Proctor & Gamble
Blockbuster Video
K-Mart
Coca-Cola
Starbuck's
McDonald's
JCPenney's
ExxonMobil
Unilever
Time Warner
Disney
Eli Lilly
General Motors
Ben& Jerry's
Google
Acme
Tom's Rhinoplasty

ALL SUCK!!!

[IMDB]"The larger scope of the story explores the gun trade to Africa that takes place under the covers -- Russian pilots fly guns into Africa, then fly fish back out to Europe. The hazards and consequences of this trade are explored, including the pan-African violence propagated by constant flow of weapons into the continent. If it is a "survival of the fittest" world, as Darwin concluded, then the capitalist interests that fund the gun runners are climbing the evolutionary ladder on the backs of the Africans in this stark Darwinian example. Much like the foreseeable extinction of the Lake Victoria perch, and death of Lake Victoria itself, the Africans are in grave jeopardy, even as they survive in the only ways they know how. Written by Erin Willis {erindive@yahoo.com}

In the 1950s or 1960s, the Nile perch was released into the Lake Victoria. In just a few decades, the large, voracious predator has all but eliminated the other species of fish, turning the lake into an ecological wasteland. "But economically, it's good" -- and indeed, perch fillet is Tanzania's best selling export to Europe. Fishermen, factory workers, civil servants, pilots of cargo aircrafts, delegates of the European Commission, communities living around Lake Victoria: plenty of people are involved in some way in this new industry. But if Africa exports hundreds of tons of premium-priced fish each day, what exactly do Africans get in return? Written by Eduardo Casais {casaise@acm.org} "

damnit! now i know where the last Acme Portable Hole™ from eBay went! that soggy rat bastard

The loot, the warrant, and the crook. Yes!

It's so dark, but I think this is top 15 material. So dark, and so hilarious.

Love the 'falling apart' look of the ACME HQ.

That was also, without a doubt, the slowest draw on a gun ever.

That commercial is paid for by the UFCW. They organize food workers or grocery stores. Acme for instance is union run. For the most part, this organization backs dems. Also, either they or some of their offshoots (not sure on the specifics) have been trying to organize WalMart employees for some time now. WalMart, in the states, just overpowers the efforts however. China has/will have union run Walmarts, but that is government sanctioned, and in no way mirrors start-up unions in america that greatly contributed to our powerful middle class. So, what I'm saying is, this isn't a commercial that coincides with the evangelical agenda. This is a much different way of using God/Christianity to scare us. You'd think this non-religious organization would just let people know the facts about WalMart and see what happens. Bringing Jesus into the equation is probably just that much more effective. Still, I hate when the other side does it, so I guess I have to condone this religion/fear-based propaganda as well. The clip itself however is a good representation of how anyone, with any agenda, can use Christianity to distract people from what actually matters.