The NFL hoped to avoid the delay, but in the end realized that they couldn't disappoint the millions of viewers around the world expecting a hip and witty Doritos commercial.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months ago • 2,678 views • 1:59

Handjob inventor Fred Gilgoff describes the inspiration for the two-person masturbation technique.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 1 week ago • 1,839 views • 1:11

The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 1 week ago • 4,268 views • 1:54

A recent polls shows 62% of Americans say they don't want to vote for Palin, but kinda have to just have to see what would happen.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 2 weeks ago • 4,623 views • 2:24

When everyone around you is getting out video cameras, it's probably a dumb idea.

posted by Morganth 1 decade 3 years 11 months ago • 5,129 views • 1:11

Selection of the location for Paul McCartney's funeral is generating anticipation for the mourning period following his death.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 11 months 3 weeks ago • 1,680 views

Dissident Zhang Zhuohua fought against the repressive Chinese government which sought to squelch his right to post unflattering pictures of celebrities with penises drawn in their mouths.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 12 months ago • 1,483 views

Oprah's biggest fans will be entombed alongside her in The Oprahmidion where they will bask in her wisdom for eternity.-YT

posted by geo321 1 decade 4 years 1 week ago • 1,978 views • 2:12

In this video, we'll discover why this bird might be facing extinction.

posted by SlipperyPete 1 decade 4 years 1 month ago • 2,281 views

Ohio police have been inundated with false sightings of college-age girls with dyed blond hair, Ugg boots, purple nail polish, and oversized sunglasses.YT

posted by geo321 1 decade 4 years 1 month ago • 945 views • 1:54

In The Know panelists discuss how Alcoholics Anonymous wreaks havoc on the friendships of Americans by turning the 'life of the party' into a sanctimonious bore.

posted by MikesHL13 1 decade 4 years 4 weeks ago • 1,566 views

A new scam preys on the elderly by informing them they have died and instructing them to reroute their social security checks to the "Department of the Dead."

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 3 weeks ago • 1,526 views

Over 75% of an average American's exercise now comes from drunkenly dancing, stealing street signs, and carrying home passed-out friends.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 1 month 3 weeks ago • 1,829 views

Onion News Network pundit Joad Cressbeckler takes NASA to task for getting full as a tick on the hard earned money of Americans.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 2 months 1 week ago • 1,204 views

In this O-SPAN clip from 1963, the CIA explains that the accidental overthrow was due to 'a little miscommunication' while overthrowing some nearby Central American countries.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 2 months 2 weeks ago • 2,793 views

Author Nina Davis says you don't have to diet to look slimmer, just mash your flab into a more flattering silhouette.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 2 months 3 weeks ago • 3,024 views

Panelists discuss the many ways in which our educational system caters to students who try, care, are awake.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 3 months ago • 2,120 views