That doesn't sound like it would taste too good on the way up.

I could swear I've seen this advice on the sift before. Good advice, none-the-less.

Yes, that little combo had me up feeling the queazies... I'm just convinced that bourbon just doesn't go with anything other than pretzels.

bourbon goes best with ice and spliff.....yer s'pose to eat the pizza cold, the next day, silly-

Yum yum.

You know what else is not a good idea? Shrimp cocktail with tapioca pudding. And bourbon. I'm guessing about the bourbon part, but I don't think I'm far off.

You know what's gross? Tapioca. It's like eyeballs. In fucking tea. No thanks.

OMG, and the dreams.. the DREAMS!

pizza + bourbon = HEARTBURN

vodka + cucumber = headfuck

10 brandies on average, throughout an average family meal with my girl's parents, involving at least 3 times the amount of food you need, plus 10 potato pancakes. Then dancing.

Bourbon goes best into the drain if you ask me!