"I got hammered on margaritas and ate Mexican food. I feel like shit today."

same

I also added beer and wine to the mix. Blech.

Oh, man, a margarita sounds really good to me now. Haven't had one in ages.

But you know what will really kick your ass?

Sangria.

It's the Hispanic ninja of all libations.

Sangria is pretty awesome. So are margaritas. So is Mexican food...what a great holiday.

The Mexican restaurants here are all run by Pakistanis. I can tell the difference.

Someone wanna go halvsies with me and open an El Cholo in London?

Tequila Bombs!

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You forgot to mention the two most important questions about margaritas:

Blended or rocks?

Salt, sugar or naked?

On the rocks with salt. That's all you ever need.

Fake holiday. Real hangover. Hail Satan!