Dear Canadians,

Why must you be in such a rush as to have your Thanksgiving a month early? And they say we're pushy.

Sincerely,

A Smartass American.

Dear America's Attic,

Your thanksgiving isn't real.

Sincerely,

God's America

We're just jealous that we don't have a 'boxing day'.

Dear Canada,

Please do not be bitter you can't hold Thanksgiving on its real date. We understand come late November glacial advance makes it impossible to get to the store, and that your usual winter diet of clubbed baby seal and poutine does not make a proper thanksgiving feast. But fear not, us Americans are a kind and generous people who help their friends. We're fueling up our SUVs and breeding extra gaseous cows to speed up global warming, just for you.

Love, America

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One more act up like this and I'm flipping the switch. No more Budweiser exports.