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messengersays...*learn
siftbotsays...Adding video to channels (Learn) - requested by messenger.
messengersays...Destin is one of my favourite people on the Internet, and I'm proud to be a patron of his.
http://www.patreon.com/smartereveryday
Paybacksays...Why the Hell would you break all your spaghetti before it gets cooked???
Retroboysays...TOP TEN REASONS
1) Small pot
2) Small kids that slurp longer pieces
3) Awesome snappy noise and stuff'
4) Me strong like Hulk prove by smashing spaghettis smash smash
5) Visualizing your mean annoying boss's neck while twisting crick crack shatter
6) Teaching child division and/or fractions
7) Having less sophisticated in-law over who would otherwise maul linguini with multiple passes of a knife before eating
8 ) Telling parable of "united we stand divided we fall" to less patriotic younger generation representatives, and needed a prop.
9) Secretly mad at spouse and prepping mysterious "I don't know how all those spaghettini shards on the floor happened but it's your time to sweep here's the broom" petty vengeance
10) Destroying stuff is fun.
Why the Hell would you break all your spaghetti before it gets cooked???
serosmegsays...Karate chop the whole box. Open. Dump into boiling water. No mess.
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