The Truth About Gingers

00Scud00says...

Darth Ant making a proposal for a clone army? Get the fuck out. But I suppose if it's a hot clone army then I can't really object.
Honestly though I don't really get where all the hate for gingers comes from, perhaps it's campaign by blondes to draw attention away from their obvious IQ problems.

antsaid:

We need to clone them.

antjokingly says...

Yes, a clone army of red hot gingers. Hot blondes will work too. Maybe I should change to my Ant Borg and assimilate them instead? Do you want to help me with this project?

00Scud00said:

Darth Ant making a proposal for a clone army? Get the fuck out. But I suppose if it's a hot clone army then I can't really object.
Honestly though I don't really get where all the hate for gingers comes from, perhaps it's campaign by blondes to draw attention away from their obvious IQ problems.

chingalerasays...

I attribute my own infatuation with gingers (and the curse that comes with it) to one of my early pubescent imprints associated with my proclivities towards all things musical and my 8th grade choir teacher, the ravenous Ms. Jane Polnick.

Her drop-dead gorgeous sister (both with piercing blue eyes and succulent, unblemished figures) was also a chanteuse and a rockin' blonde!

She was also an insatiable flirt.

Hellspawn, demon wench!

chingalerasays...

Blonde walks into a library, approaches the reference desk and begins to place her order; "I'd like a double cheeseburger, an order of fries, and a large strawberry soda." Dumbfounded red-headed librarian rolls her eyes and proclaims, "Miss....this is a library."

Blonde lowers her voice to a whisper and begins again, "I'd like a double cheeseburger, an order of fries, and a large strawberry soda."

00Scud00jokingly says...

Assimilation would provide greater variety and genetic differentiation, clones are evolutionary dead ends anyhow. The downside is that your foil will be bald headed British actors.

antsaid:

Yes, a clone army of red hot gingers. Hot blondes will work too. Maybe I should change to my Ant Borg and assimilate them instead? Do you want to help me with this project?

antjokingly says...

Good point there. Back to my clone army idea. Join me with the project?

00Scud00said:

Assimilation would provide greater variety and genetic differentiation, clones are evolutionary dead ends anyhow. The downside is that your foil will be bald headed British actors.

Fusionautsays...

Q: How can you tell a Redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer in the screen...

Q: How do you tell when a Redhead is finished?
A: She unties you...

That's all I've got...

antjokingly says...

Oooh, I want to blow up the world. I have two Death Stars!! We should work together. However, first clone the redhead army and then blow up the worlds. Let's do it!

00Scud00said:

I promised Dr. Strangelove I'd help him with his project (something to with blowing up the world) but after that I think I'm free.

Stormsingersays...

Guys? You know someone beat you to the cloned redhead army, right?

Just look at the thumbnail again.

antsaid:

Oooh, I want to blow up the world. I have two Death Stars!! We should work together. However, first clone the redhead army and then blow up the worlds. Let's do it!

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