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15 Comments
chingaleraupvote on thumbnail alone...
That extruded pile there is called "Schplergg", after Omar Schplergg, the guy that invented the apparatus.
MordhausThankfully his cousin Viktor Splooge had no hand in the creation of said apparatus.
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braschlosanI wish they sold schplergg in tubs. I'd make meat pancakes out of it
That extruded pile there is called "Schplergg",
TrancecoachHe had his hand in other things
Thankfully his cousin Viktor Splooge had no hand in the creation of said apparatus.
antNow, I am hungry.
aimpointsays...They flavor it differently based on the regional customer tastes? Well that sucks, what if I wanted to try something different? What if my tastes aren't the same as the consumer average?
deathcowIf they could make the casing semi-rigid, they could add big thick veins and other organic shapes to hotdogs.
chingalera"In 2000, 160 children died from an obstruction of the respiratory tract. 17 kids in the US and Canada died from eating Asian Jello in 2001.
A call for redesign of the most dangerous foods is ridiculed by authorities such as Janet Riley, President of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (it's a real organization), but Eugene D. Gagliardi Jr., the inventor of Steak umms, and popcorn chicken, is going to save the day again.
The result? A new hot dog that looks the same in the package, but has eight deep slits that open when cooked, causing it to break apart into small pieces when eaten.
It will be marketed soon on the East Coast."
http://x3b.xanga.com/3b2f920313232268107276/z213868087.jpg
My question is this: What does a penis pump have to do with toddlers choking on hot doggies?
notarobotI want to swim in the meat pool!
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mxxconBetter question is: how did you know this and where did you find this url?
"In 2000, 160 children died from an obstruction of the respiratory tract. 17 kids in the US and Canada died from eating Asian Jello in 2001.
A call for redesign of the most dangerous foods is ridiculed by authorities such as Janet Riley, President of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council (it's a real organization), but Eugene D. Gagliardi Jr., the inventor of Steak umms, and popcorn chicken, is going to save the day again.
The result? A new hot dog that looks the same in the package, but has eight deep slits that open when cooked, causing it to break apart into small pieces when eaten.
It will be marketed soon on the East Coast."
http://x3b.xanga.com/3b2f920313232268107276/z213868087.jpg
My question is this: What does a penis pump have to do with toddlers choking on hot doggies?
chingaleraI was musing and found a link googling, "designer hot dogs" and found this:
http://www.dollarish.com/728050365/designer-hot-dogs-will-save-lives/
and if you wanna peruse the source I would guess it's here:
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.entnet.org%2FHealthInformation%2Fupload%2FPr
eventing-Choking-in-Children-News-Article.pdf&ei=gi6XUeX0NMTAyAGOgIGACQ&usg=AFQjCNHOFGgshWiHWKp4cMeOdMWB7bBv6Q&sig2=6KjF0Jm3jNCypzCDi1XJhg&bvm=bv.4675
1780,d.aWc
Google℗ makes things pretty simple, and I'm too lazy to perform html hoo-nah now..
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