Je suis le douché. Anything to get an IRL LOL, IMHO

In reply to this comment by lucky760:
LMFAHS. I just had an honest to goodness hard chuckle from the pit of my belly when I saw your new avatar. Touché, mon freir, touché. (Or is it douché?)

serious cat, meet skeptical hippo

http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=27658

Last night in my physics course we were learning how to find impedance due to inductors, capacitors, and resistors in an AC circuit and we had to learn a math that was new to me before last night. In that math lesson we went over the power series of e^x and found mathematically how e^(i*pi)=-1, or as it's more commonly shown e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0. I guess this is known to the math community as one of the most elegant equations due to it's complexity and it's purity. Pretty crazy...

NEVER! thank goodness...

In reply to this comment by EDD:
Weren't you from NJ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaVDdpyFpW0

I'm schmawy for scawing you wif my scweamah

Cheap cologne will only take away from the K-Y/motor oil fusion that I normally reek of. It's either that or a mix of hair gel, axe, and gelato.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i collect sex toys. you are no match for any of them. and i can smell the cheap cologne dripping off of your pictures.


In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Don't let the exterior fool you...I'm more jew nerd than I appear. I like being prematurely judged because it makes me more secure about "premature" problems I have of my own. For best viewing effect of my pictures, turn you vibrator to level 8...it hurts so good, don't it?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
the rain finally stopped. i hope youre dead.

also, i smelled around your blog. you look like more guido douchebag than i would have expected.

Don't let the exterior fool you...I'm more jew nerd than I appear. I like being prematurely judged because it makes me more secure about "premature" problems I have of my own. For best viewing effect of my pictures, turn you vibrator to level 8...it hurts so good, don't it?

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
the rain finally stopped. i hope youre dead.

also, i smelled around your blog. you look like more guido douchebag than i would have expected.

Thanks for the skull fuck.

no matter what sets you off, remember that um...remember to...um...

...if you build it, they will come

In reply to this comment by cdominus:
I'll be good. I was in a bad place at the time and something here set me off. To tell you the truth I can't even remember exactly what set me off in the first place.

You have to be able to promote, then I can invite you in to it. I don't remember, can gold stars promote other people's sifts now?

In reply to this comment by Fusionaut:
Excuse me my good man, but how does one join your self-promote playlist group? Cheerio!

I can tell because one they put in my mouth and the other they put in my ass

In reply to this comment by GeeSussFreeK:
Hehehe I saw your joke thread, so I thought I would post here. I don't want or need an promote or anything, I just like jokes. So here we go.

How do you tell the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? Taste.

nein...but I'm about 80% sure it has to do with sitting at my desk being bored all day. It seems when I'm running around all day my energy levels are higher. Maybe I shouldn't have a desk job...

In reply to this comment by imstellar28:
gracias, so you feeling any less fatigued lately?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
*promote

I'm guessing you thought coma divine was the best and deadwing the worst. A lot of people don't like deadwing, but as I was introduced to them with their In Abstentia album, deadwing was a nice dark follow up. Once I heard Coma Divine though, I wondered why they decided to stray from that sound.

In reply to this comment by Farhad2000:
It's funny how you picked to me one of their best and worst albums as a combination.

I guess now i have to listen to it.

I really miss them doing stuff like Voyage 34.

Not only did they cause bad weather, but they were the reason for the Holocaust.

As far as me personally causing you bad weather...my witchcraft must be a bit rusty. I thought I was doing a spell to make you have a stroke. Oh well...

...now if you'll excuse me I've got to go apply some more black nail polish and listen to some death metal band with a gruesome name like "dead fetus" or something like that

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
my schizophrenic german immigrant family always told me jews were responsible for bad weather.

iv and i found ourselves unemployed and childless on the first friday night in probably 8 years. we just tried to see george clinton and parliament funkadelic at an outdoor jazz festival. it was cancelled due to seriously inclement weather. so then we decided wed go see inglorious basterds because moms NEVER get to go to movies, it rained so hard i couldnt even see where i was driving. we were 10 minutes late and the power was out.

thanks you fucking jerk.

who knows when we will ever have these opportunities again.

and since we had nothing else to do we sat on my front porch and chain smoked in the rain for HOURS. thanks for giving us pneumonia.

I think it's because you're to afraid to use your mind. You would prefer to fall in line with the rest of the racist sheep instead of being a pioneering poet in the world of racism. Step out on a limb and give a stereotype nobody has thought of before. Write a limerick about the laziness of mexicans or the poor credit score of blacks. The world is your inferior oyster ready to be made fun of. You see, dag's not challenging our freedom of speech, he's challenging our creativity. He wants his site full of the most rich, authentic, original racism. This isn't youtube, faaaaaaaaaaaaaag

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i completely reject this statement.
maybe thats the difference between me and a jerk like you. i have the courage of my convicttions. coward.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
no no no...shhhhhhhhhhh. You can't actually USE derogatory names. That's the line you have to walk on you stupid cunt.

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
im disappointed in you. everyone i ever met in california called them beaners. in texas we call them wetbacks.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Circumcision is both to promote cleanliness and to reduce sexual sensation...

...you know 2 things Mexicans don't practice, cleanliness and abstinence

Dag would be mad at how insensitive that is to Mexicans, but everybody knows Mexicans don't have the internet yet...or running water...or a cure for polio

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
i knew you were a fucking jew when you tried to gyp me on the price of the blowjob.

ps. im leaving this crass racist offensive message on your profile in hopes of getting in on some of this hot bdsm handcuff action.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I'm kosher baby, so "L'Chaim"