But also, don't stand behind a garlic press, inside a church near any crosses or holy water -- and definitely don't go under no sunlight, not even for a light tan. These things ain't a joke.

neighbors
no one loves you like He loves you
and no one cares like He cares
neighbors
let us join today in the holy love of god and Money
because neighbors
no one loves you like He loves you
and what better way to show your love than to dig deep into your pockets
dig real deep until it hurts
alleviate your guilt
free yourself once again
because he gave to you brothers and sisters
please give a 10 25 or 50 dollar tax deductible donation
and i assure you your modest pledge will be used to censor tv and radio
ban questionable books and contribute to many other godly services
no longer will young christian Americans hedonisticly indulge in masochistic submission to rhythmic music
for with your monetary support there is no end to what we can achieve in this country

I don't use jokingly because it's redundant. I comment jokingly about serious topics and seriously about jokes. It's all in my SKU, if you're interested in how to properly manage the poolcleaner software license.

OH. MAI. GAAAWD!!!

And the person who has never suffered, whose back is against the wall weeping in pain, struggling but unable to cope? What is that person's fate? Freedom? I think not.

Maybe in the 1960s it was just pot, but now we have a full range of effects and potencies selectively bred to make the differences between strains like night and day.

Pol... Pot?

Ur-ein can-easter

Yeah, i understand the somewhat pedantic technicalities, and also chromosones indicate the blueprints for differences that will occur over the course of that fetus-person's life. I suppose I am overly favoring the hormonal introduction of testosterone and DHT to develop male characteristics. Without which the penis would not form, breasts would develop, as well as other features, as it requires uniquely male hormones to stop feminine feature development, as it seems is the automatic course without such hormones.

She's an adorable vestigial behavior. Get it, because all fetuses start out female and become the superior male. hah

You're sifting through my brraaaiiiinn... ok, whatever. The poolcleaner is like a bizarro zorro or batman, so just become the poolcleaner when you say it. Justice is your only concern, momentary justices that exert your right to life and being beyond any transitory system's shaming. Say, Nooooooo, shame on you for NOT wanting to slap it til it's red and screaming your name. I mean... not against its will. That's what it wants. If it doesn't, say well, how about the time? Then slap another.

All hail and praise the intergalactic snout!

Mario and Son Goku: FUSION!!!!!!!!!!!! History and its micro miracles.

And don't forget the robots... which will one day take over the world -- and only brave, hypersexualized Japanese high school students in giant mech suits can defeat them!

Or be raped by demons and/or tentacles and/or demons with tentacles. Japanese game shows and poooooorn. THE END.

I only drink La Doctora Pimienta. Be a pimienta, drink La Doctora Pimienta.

She's cute with the mole, not despite.