Calling the double standard police, calling the double standard police -- Stephen Fry made fun of Scottish accents at the end of this video!!! I think you should make a big deal out of this. For shame. And it's at the top of the Videosift Top Ten! *gasp*

I'm from a green state

Power Armor

I've seen you post a lot of science related comments here on the sift. What is your professional role in the sciences?

5/5 Stealth
1/1 Backstab
1/1 Deadly Aim
1/1 Assassin's Blade

You always sound like an asshole

Fuck your life if you live in orange county and work in los angeles.

Wake me up when the 117th Edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica is published...

Is the name of the town of Seahaven a reference to the Sweethaven from Popeye the movie:

Sweet Sweethaven
God must love us
We the people
Love Sweethaven
Hurray hurray Sweethaven
Flags are wavin'
Swept people from the sea
Safe from democracy
Sweeter than a melon tree
Put here for you and me
Sweethaven
Sweet Sweethaven
God must love us
We the people
Of Sweethaven
God must have landed here
Why else would he strand us here
Where the air is nice and clear
Sweethaven even sounds so near
To Heaven
God will always bless Sweethaven
God will always bless Sweethaven
God will always bless Sweethaven

Does it make your teeth hurt?

I just can't look at Adam's face while it talks.

Now all you need is a kiddy pool, a ton of salt, and an indigo child to float in the pool; in an effort to perform random astral projection, locate and match people up to play D&D. Then dump a thousand d20s in the pool and have the child telekinetically randomize the rolls.

I'm certain there's a method to create randomization via shock therapy. We just need children to experiment on. Perhaps if we administer LSD to pregnant women in hospitals during ongoing double blind tests on a global scale, we can increase our chances of creating super human children for the strict purpose of more authentically randomized D&D.

I mean, it's not just the rolls that need to be given more randomization, the world creation and random events that are generated by human creativity aren't truly randomized --

But if we inundate developing fetuses with hallucinogens and then hook them up to machines and float them in saline solutions, we stand a chance at creating some truly frightening... err, creative D&D worlds.

I've seen back to back prescription drug commercials, followed by commercials for lawsuits resulting from people dying from prescription drugs! F'd up.

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Ok, this is Tenpenny Tower from Fallout 3.