I know he says that neither option is available to you, but I figure this particular method, performed apparently by yourself, pulling the car towards you, supported by the cheap shit jack your car came with, would be a recipe for disaster.

You trip, the jack flops over, the car drives over you. The parking brake is designed to stop your car from rolling, not stop it from moving in the gear with the most torque at low RPMs.

In this day and age, there is almost nowhere you couldn't call AAA (CAA in Canada). This is silly and dangerous.

I've always heard of these called MRE, but on the walking dead recently, they were called RTEs. Anyone know if MRE is some sort of trademark? Showrunners just naming them wrong for whatever reason?

Curiosity is killing the cat in me.

Ya, that's way easier than jumpstarting from the minivan's battery.

YA! Many returns!

Looks like sandtrout to me.

I just think it looks like a badger head. A honey badger in a tree. DEATH FROM ABOVE!!!

You know there's minor flooding when the ramp from the shore to your boat dock goes UP.

Lady, your idea of a cat's face, and my idea of a cat's face, differ.

The weird thing is just about everyone makes a "Hemi" head for their engines, and mostly Dodge uses Hemi as a brand name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemispherical_combustion_chamber

Bullshit. Her mouth was too full.

Having to wait for light to return from a distant galaxy explains a lot about my current keyboard.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow...

FAKE!


That's how you grow Bourbon, not beer. Beer comes from unicorn piss.

I hate people with (literally) more talent in their little finger than I have in my whole body.

Everything's all well and good until a duck walks across it and takes a shit.