Still not sure why this is better than a regular lock. Boat drives in, lock closes, upper lock opens.

The next problem will be birth control. Sorry but it's true.

And 60 seconds later I still know nothing.

I remember meditating as a teenager. I found my consciousness shrinking into a tiny sphere. My head was a vast empty space, miles in diameter. Did it make me a better person? Who knows.

Wrong in so many ways.
1. You can't add positive integers and get a negative number.
2. As you add another digit to the sum the result is always higher.

If this help string theory, then this is one more reason to believe string theory is bullshit.

My favorite myth?

You can save yourself from a full-auto assault weapon by taking cover behind a couch!

I remember when I moved to Texas and someone asked me if I wanted a Coke. I said sure. He asked what kind of Coke. I said uh regular? I had no idea that in Texas, every soft drink is a Coke.

Scary stuff. Add to channel Fear?

What? Nothing about it's bizarre penis?

I want to have sex with her while she cries out "Triangles!"