Favourites

1) Season - Autumn
2) Place in the world - Yellowstone National Park, without all the tourists
3) Children's book - Any of the Matthew Looney books
4) TV Series - Battlestar Galactica (the new series)
5) Word - butterfluggin
6) Film - Tough call, but I'm going with The Empire Strikes Back
7) Curse - "Twat" seems to be my favorite these days
Creature - Dolphins, even if they are the douchebags of the sea.
9) Past time - Organ donation
10) Person - My son, of course

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Both, but I own neither. I have two rats.
12) Sweet or savoury - Sweet
13) Cereal or Toast - Toast
14) Tan or pale - Tan. I'm always afraid that I might have bored the pale ones to death
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot. I have hobbit feet
16) Desktop or laptop - laptop
17) Drive or walk - Drive. This is America, dammit.
18) Drama or comedy - Comedy
19) Sex or food - Sex
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Futurama now, but I used to be a diehard Simpsons fan

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - Dutch musician with huge ears just wants to fuck you
22) A great comment on one of your vids - the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Dutch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.
23) Most off the wall member - evil_disco_man. He's quiet. It's always the quiet ones who put severed heads in the crisper.
24) Favourite user name - MycroftHomlz. It shows that smarty-pants scientists can't spell for shit.
25) Your most used channel - Comedy
26) Personal dumbass moment - Giving choggie my email address
27) Best avatar - schmawy's. All of them.
28) Partner in crime - I run with the Hole In The Wall gang, consisting of blankfist, rottenseed, dystopianfuturetoday, schmawy, his sister Issykitty, and alien_concept. Sometimes we let Farhad ride with us, because deep down he so desperately wants to be a cowboy.
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Not since I killed them
30) Idea for the site - Glory holes

About you

31) Where do you live - Casper, Wyoming, United States
32) Smoker/non-smoker - non-smoker (quit 12 years ago)
33) Left or right handed - righty tighty
34) Hair colour - reddish brown, with dashing gray highlights
35) Relationship status - I'm in a serious booty-call relationship
36) How tall - 5' 9", or 175 cm. 175 sounds bigger, so let's go with that
37) Children - One child on this planet is blessed with 50% of my genes
38) Ever had an operation - Many:
a. Appendectomy
b. Plate implants for a broken arm
c. Bone graft from pelvis for same broken arm that got horribly infected
d. Hemorrhoid removal - Yet blankfist is still here
e. Torn ligament repair - left foot
f. Torn ligament repair - right hand
g. Lasik eye surgery
h. Foot enlargement - Hoping that by corollary something wonderful would happen
39) Best feature - My beautiful spleen
40) Use four words to describe yourself - Morally bankrupt, donations please

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Jesus, just so he could tell all the neo-cons to shut the fuck up
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Cancer/leukemia research
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Me. I hear it's a good place to raise a family
44) Relive a moment in your life -
45) Have a superpower - Walking on water, that way I could tell all the neo-cons to shut the fuck up
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - If there's an afterlife
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Listen to all the talk about fucking fantasy football in the crapper at work
48) Be president for one hour - Give the Indians everything back, and send whitey back to Europe
49) Delete a period in history - What day was dystopianfuturetoday born?
50) Achieve one thing - Write the great American novel. About robot pirates from outer space.

Agree on Bob Barr and "The Body". I thought Ron Paul's bit was pretty good too... And I chuckled at Ron Reagan Jr.'s rule.

Newsflash for Arlen Specter: The RNC does not count all of its delegates. Specifically, Wyoming, New Hampshire, Michigan, South Carolina, and Florida were only allowed half of their delegation, as per RNC rules.

^I guess you haven’t been to the rest of America lately, because while Oregon might only have full-service fuel stations, I can tell you from first-hand experience that the following states do not, as I have driven in every one of them:

Nebraska
Iowa
Illinois
Indiana
Ohio
Pennsylvania
New York
Massachusetts
Delaware
Maryland
Washington, DC
Virginia
North Carolina
South Carolina
Georgia
Florida
Tennessee
Kentucky
Missouri
Kansas
Oklahoma
Texas
New Mexico
Arizona
California
Colorado
Wyoming
South Dakota
Montana
Utah
Idaho

In all those states, I only recall visiting ONE full-service station. It was on I-90 in New York state, in the summer of 1989. It was a station that was full-service only, and you had to pay the extra quarter per gallon for it too. Even then, they didn't clean your windows, empty your ashtray, or halt traffic so that you could safely re-enter the road. They just pumped the gas, and then they expected a tip too.

So while full-service may be the norm in the Oregon, it isn’t anywhere else I’ve been, nor is it the norm for most non-Oregonians.

*promote the fucking bald-faced lies.

Oh, Wyoming is the largest coal-producing state in the country. Therefore I am knowledgeable about energy. If any Republican party officials are reading this, I'm available in 2012.

I live in Wyoming. Now Wyoming doesn't border on another nation, but Montana does, and Wyoming borders on Montana. Therefore I have some expertise in international relations, but admittedly not as much as Montana residents.

You know, the ocean separates Alaska and Russia, and the ocean also separates California, Oregon, and Washington from Russia, China, Japan, Philippines, North Korea, South Korea, Taiwan, Indonesia, Australia, New Zealand, Tonga, Palau, Marshall Islands, Nauru, Kiribati, the Federated States of Micronesia, and Antarctica. Therefore the 47 million residents of those three sates have TONS of experience in international relations and foreign policy.

And think about all the countries that lie across the Atlantic from the East Coast and Gulf Coast residents. Foreign policy experience up the ying yang! Jesus, no wonder America is so well respected in international relations!

Now where is Pakistan?

BTW, Here's the AP's "earmark map": http://ctchnedge01.ap.org/specials/interactives/wdc/state_earmarks/

They all have different levels per capita, but Alaska is #1 in "per capita" earmarks, and #10 overall.

States don't all get the same amount of money, and looking at the map, they're generally getting less than $100/person, while Alaska is getting $506/person. #2 in "per capita" is Hawaii, and they're getting a "mere" $226/person.

Wyoming, with a slightly smaller population than Alaska is getting $46/person, or $21 million to Alaska's $346 million.

South Dakota, with a slightly higher population than Alaska is getting $115/person, making them #7 in per capita, but 47th in total dollars, with $91 million (compare again, to $346 million from Alaska).

Any way you slice it, it doesn't make Alaska look like a state run by a champion of earmark reform.

Which state is Queensland in, Wyoming?

Realize that Obama and MCcain are the same. Puppets for the corporation.

Those all important detention camps that are going up all over the united states, can and will be used to house american citizens.

First the immigrants, then the liberals, then the moderates, then the non supportive citizens against government overpower.

One president is not going to make a difference, these things have been going on since Eisenhower.

WWII Interment camps:
Amache (Granada), Colorado
Gila River, Arizona
Heart Mountain, Wyoming
Jerome, Arkansas
Manzanar, California
Minidoka, Idaho
Poston (aka Colorado River), Arizona
Rohwer, Arkansas
Tule Lake, California

http://www.rense.com/general17/statebystate.htm List of modern "temporary detainment" camps.

Money runs the show here people, it keeps the non active masses hypnotized by TV and Violent Video games from ever finding out the truth. Which no politician will ever give you.

Read a bit of Jeremy Scahill. Alex jones is not crazy for no reason, he is crazy because the government puts in policies that are good, and then fails to police them once they violate the constitution.

Every person immigrant or not is afforded the right to Habeas Corpus. If Obama can put a stop to that I would like to see him do it.

I'll upvote, provided you stop the name-dropping.

And what's with "representin'"? Dude, you ain't from South Central; you're from THE South.

So fix me up some grits, cracker-ass muthafucka. Don't make me bust a cap in yo' ass with my niner, beeotch. (That's how me and white homies talk, down in South Central...Casper, Wyoming.)

My criteria for a healthy diet, is simple. Take the information available to you that kings and kingdoms would have killed for in ancient times, and avail yourself of the internet, books, and histories of the healthiest cultures in the world with regard to diet.

Nuts
whole grains
Fish oils
fresh vegetables, cooked as little as possible.

Look to Japan, to India.....but fuck all, genetics and locale come into play as well.....I would die eating only blubber for 4 months straight, of a massive coronary prolly', but exskimoos do it, and they are healthy as fuck-all, some of em......

"I live in Wyoming,
I don't even own a gun."

yeah, some folks' and their shorted-out survival circuits....whadderya gonna do.

Some folks who eat nothing, are healthy as hell, some drink only fluids, same same.....and then folks like MINK and me, would rather take a higher gustatory path with regard to availability....I enjoy good game, meat, cheese, and the stuff I grow, eat more vegs., nuts, and grains, than anything else....Key is being in tune with one's environment, and listening to one's own body.....

If I could pick one nation's model for the perfect diet, it'd be Japan. Chinese, Vietnamese, Cambodains, anywhere where population collides with regime, are goats...cultural and social scenarios dictate..... Love organ meats, don't get me wrong, but fuck man, my taste buds dictate most of the time, and some Asian cultures have big brass balls I don't want!!!!

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I live in Wyoming,
I don't even own a gun.

Is that legal?

How do you feel about people who hunt and eat there own meat? I live in Wyoming, and I can assure you that a fair number of people here do just that. During hunting season they'll take down a couple of elks and deer, butcher them up, put the meat in the deep freeze, and then slowly consume it over the year until the next hunting season. They also eat the fish they catch. I mention this because you mentioned how the meat we buy in the store is so processed, and that's totally fair. But an elk that's been eating nothing but what it finds in the forest is about as clean as it gets, and it's low in fat. Also consider the fact that animals like elk, deer, moose, and buffalo eat stuff that we can't digest (like grass, leaves, and clover), so eating their meat does not rob the Earth of grains that could feed the masses.

Just so you know, I don't hunt. I don't even own a gun. I'm just saying.

Wyoming is just as big and beautiful as you can imagine. The Bighorns, the Tetons, the Snowy Range, the Laramie Range, the Wind River Range, they're all God's country. Of course we do have some big ugly open pit coal mines too, but I guess we still need those black rocks, and Wyoming is the country's largest coal producer. Still, it's an outdoorsman and sportsman paradise. There are guys I know just like you who live to fish, and most everyone hunts. If you ever drove around Casper you'd soon notice a lot of houses with boats, fifth wheels, snowmobiles, ATV's, etc. parked in their driveways, because people here live for the outdoors.

If you've never been to Yellowstone or the Tetons then you gotta put it on your bucket list. And while you're here you can check out the Bighorns too. And who knows? You might even swing through Casper with the family to say hi. That would be cool.

Here in Wyoming that's how we rich folks like to hunt. Squirrel tastes better when you kill it yourself.

^Hey, you'll be in my town tonight. Watch out for the crazy drivers; Vegas is no fun on the highway. Good luck on your trip; if you're going through Wyoming try to stop and see Devil's Tower. It's worth the extra few hours. NE corner of Wyoming.