>> ^campionidelmondo:

Poor bear gets mootilated.


Suffering from a lack of "udderly mootilated"

Excellent point, well made. I have no explanation as to what I was thinking when I wrote those tags... but at least I clearly wasn't thinking about donkey balls, so I'll take that as a positive. Anyway, fixed >> ^kulpims:
udders? cow? it's a donkey and those are balls:)

udders? cow? it's a donkey and those are balls:)

I like these billboards, too bad I live in the bible belt where you'll never see these, instead we get anti-abortion and bible verse billboards.

The woman's comment about how "...you raise your children to believe something a billboard isn't going to change that..." really bothers me. It illustrates exactly why I have such an udder disgust of religions. Commanding a child to believe what you tell them before they even have the capability to think rationally about anything is child abuse pure and simple.

Oh come on, people! You've got to admit that the bullet-time machine-gun milky-udder attack was unique. Actually, the whole scene with the cow was outstanding.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'tom green cow gross milk udder' to 'tom green, cow, gross, milk, udder, supermarket, suck' - edited by Eklek

I'm an expert in this, so I'll field any questions you might have, no matter how udderly ridiculous they might seem. Don't take my answers with a grain of salt, as I always tell the truth, I'm cerainly not full of crap.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'cow, calf, udder, kids, suck' to 'cow, calf, udder, kids, suck, cowjob' - edited by calvados

*smearing A$$ GR@V33 on KP's avatar*

You like that, you dirty cow? Huh? Does that erect your udders, Betsy?

I understand, right below the sightings, crop circles surrounded several sexually mutilated long-horn steers. The local sheriff said he was glad it was steers and not a cow, or it'd a been an "udder catastrophe." The whole herd was lit from bright lights a hun'durd foot up.

I agree Drattus, that udder looked painfully swollen. To produce milk for human consumption, these cows have their calf taken away and they are milked only 2x a day for the sake of farming efficiency. Udders (and human breasts) are built to be suckled many times a day. And she looked a little skinny, poor thing.

Quite the paradox indeed.

I believe the cow's glare at the end was inferring "stop eyeing my udders bitch they're MINE ALL MINE!"

that was no cat. that was a miniature redhaired cow. did you see the udders on that thing?

They're just udderly confused.

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