>> ^NeuralNoise:
Ornothron, wow, now THERE is some research and effort! Congrats on the trainee who did your job. Having my fraudulent narcisistic ways exposed by a mechanical bird´s apprentice is the moon landing to my neil armstrong. And yes, it is excruciating reading through you people´s comments in order to find even one worth mentioning.

Does this mean I won the roast, even if you can't manage to spell my name correctly? But I guess it's too much to ask to comprehend these complex norse names for someone whose first language is descended from murderers, pirates, rapists and grave robbers.

Gullible sifters! I could be the joseph fritzl of brazil and you´d be all gooey, "he is so nice."
I´d spit in your roast, but it would likely be enough to put off the roasting fire and you´d never figure out how to make the "magic heat that bites" again. Morons.

Now, mano a mano:

Laura, the BBQ Wolverine image you´ve posted is so bizarre it makes me want to roast myself. Better, to self-immolate. twice.

Thinker247, yeah two favorite memories. In your face, you who can only think of peggedbeas´s dry vagina, Dags waxworks and child molesting. No, that´s three memories. you win.

Blankfist you are a fake. We know you are the picture model for the goatsee and as such you never grunt when taking a dump. or even notice it.

Rougy, we may clean motels now, but we also invented them motels. We did. And your mother was there.

Inflatablevagina, you are so cute trying to be mean, I´ll help you out. Worse than pompous, both of my cats names are bad puns. (Meaow-Tse and the "Laconic" one who would only say "mee" instead of "meaow").So please execrate me as puns are humour´s low-life white trash cousins.

Ornothron, wow, now THERE is some research and effort! Congrats on the trainee who did your job. Having my fraudulent narcisistic ways exposed by a mechanical bird´s apprentice is the moon landing to my neil armstrong. And yes, it is excruciating reading through you people´s comments in order to find even one worth mentioning.

Gwiz, because you like futurama, I won´t mention your excessive concern about my body hair.

Therealblankman, except for choggie all roastees were chosen by god. So if you pray hard maybe He will listen to your high pitched whining.

Haldaug, yes, I masturbate to furry porn. but cmon, you and your wife are so hot!

Peggedbea, those were your titties covered in shit? No wonder it all seemed so normal I didn´t know the roast had even started.

kulpims, you can be the mother of my next daughter.

Choggie, when I said gullible sifters I meant you. Also you should know that when you scream fuck you we hear "good morning"

Don Juan, jump off the bridge, dont jump off the bridge, you guys please make up your mind already so i can mindlessly follow, wtf.

Dotdude, the only place I´d fear a candiru is inside my urethra, whereas spiders are scary everywhere. Also the Amazon River is closer geographically to your new orleans house than mine in sao paulo.

Rottenseed, after I wipe my tears I´ll tell you that at least (or even) blankfist know we speak portuguese, not spanish. And if I was fritzl dressed as santa you´d sit on my lap.

MrFisk, or should I say "imelda marcos", I may lure young single moms to my moms basement but you are the guy who marries them afterwards.

Lann, it was great that you put my two best memories together, thanks. Now someone explain to this "person" what is a roast.

So that is it.
Thanks for the roast, morons!

Now, Laura, you promissed I´d be tied up and filled with herbs.
never fail me again, ok?

and "Mr jester", these pitiful crowdlings dont have enough venom, so please make your dice choose easier prey for the next roast, such as Hitler
(Godwin´s law does not aplly here)

^I also wonder if she's a "trainee" as the description explained, or if this was an audition. Either way, that was unflinchingly cruel.

>> ^Payback:
You know, I'd like to see a video where a horrifically violent perp gets a measured response from one or two of the OTHER millions of cops rather than the couple dozen -who are complete fucktards- that make their way on here.

Yes. Please sift real arrests from 'Cops' or something LOL I don't like most peoples instant distrust and dislike of ALL police when viewing videos like this.

>>ps. It's fairly obvious the guy who got beat down touched the cop while being fairly aggressive. Showing off for the chicks. Not a good idea. That actually IS battery on a police officer. You can get charged with assault on a police officer by bumping his squad car while he's trying to pull you over.

WTF? Still not what one would call a measured response. They look like trainees or something.

In the 90s this was commonplace in all post-Soviet countries - pretty much any sport, with any coach. Hitting the trainees for lack of progress/results or misbehaving was the norm. I don't know what the situation's like nowadays, but I can only hope it's changed for the better.

Winstonfield - are you retarded? Probably not - probably just offensively ignorant. Answering the question had very little to do with this - she broke the rules by appearing in other contexts as a spokesperson for other causes (preserving the sanctity of marriage) when she's actually a trainee for the position of spokesperson for California. She fucked her employer over, and broke the rules.

Furthermore, there has been no major lack of civility aimed her way because of what she said - what people have expressed angry disagreement with is the entire orchestrated, heavily (semi-secretly) funded Mormon PR campaign behind proposition 8 and NoM, which coincide neatly with Prejean's statements but more importantly with the numerous other activities she has undertaken 'in support of marriage.' Stop pretending that this is about her answer to a question - it's a number of activities, some of which are coincidental, some of which have been clearly proven to have been orchestrated, and none of which have been carried out by Donald Trump.

I'm not offended by gay people marrying, but I'm deeply offended by truly ignorant people rolling their eyes and pretending that their shallow, fact-less worldview contributes some sort of superior insight.

This video needs to be retitled.

Its the single cop committing assault. He's under investigation. He denies the charges. His lawyers actually asked for the tape not to be released as it 'paints the events in another way'. No shit.

The other cop is a trainee. Due to the speed of the event I think he was far more shocked then anything. He is not under investigation.

Charges for assault were dropped against the girl. The girl was in jail on charges of stealing a car which she denies.

Secret
Cult
Is
Enslaving
New
Trainees.
Objective:
Lose
Oneself.
Grovel.
Yield.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Garda, Patrol, trainees, goof, off' to 'Garda, Patrol, trainees, goof, off, irish, ireland' - edited by kronosposeidon

Funny how shit like this never works on people who you haven't had time to indoctrinate... One thing about his statement at the end that because those guys at the other dojo were trained athletes they wouldn't be susceptible to his bullshit: uh... then why are your own trainees so much MORE susceptible? If anything, I would say that going to your dojo makes you WEAKER by making you susceptible to some bullshit energy punch that doesn't seem to affect other trained martial artists...

The basic elements of Aikido (what you saw the cop doing) are what is usually taught in class. However there are exercises that use this sort of magic hocus pocus movement to teach a student how to move. I never liked that, I rather the Japanese way of doing things: practice the basics over and over the rest will happen by itself.

Learning how to fall is important and being able to fall is important in a real world situation, so that you can come up ready to attack.

In some cases a teacher or student my throw themselves out of respect, or Fear, I do this on occasion when the most senior teacher does a technique. Because it usually involves pain.

In practice students do not compete, they do a technique over and over and eventually they can begin to compete.

If you think that stuff is crazy... you should see Aiki Jitsu (or jutsu) as I told JAPR I got warned (and almost dismissed) for laughing out loud when the instructor did a no touch pin.

In reply to this comment by dannym3141:
See that's the sort of think that makes me go "wow". I'm not looking for superman moves or anything, just something that works and isn't someone rolling over. This guy wouldn't be able to resist stuff like this because it's done with such force and speed that he hasn't time to, and if he did he'd have broken his own wrist.

Did you watch the video i posted? Because i insist that the 2-person take down shown first (i think, i only watched it once) was just a case of him moving his hands towards someone's face, and if you watch their feet, they literally throw themselves to the ground.

That's the stuff i think has no use. If there's a way to take down 2 people at once, then brilliant, i'm sure it takes a lot of skill and training and i'm sure it isn't pretty. But someone throwing themselves to the floor? That does the teacher no good and it does the pupil no good.

In reply to this comment by NordlichReiter:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Aikido-Tactical-handcuff-techniques-Interesting

Cop using aikido the way it was meant to be used and ... kinda funny.

That's the problem with demonstrations... is they are pretty and they do not explain the nitty gritty, this is due to the lack of hardcore trainees.

People wanna see flashy super moves that will make them supermen, but this is not how the real world is, and in the Ideal world we would win every time. But in the real world we never ever know what will happen.

EDIT: You should always be skeptical, and remain so because it gives you an edge.

See that's the sort of think that makes me go "wow". I'm not looking for superman moves or anything, just something that works and isn't someone rolling over. This guy wouldn't be able to resist stuff like this because it's done with such force and speed that he hasn't time to, and if he did he'd have broken his own wrist.

Did you watch the video i posted? Because i insist that the 2-person take down shown first (i think, i only watched it once) was just a case of him moving his hands towards someone's face, and if you watch their feet, they literally throw themselves to the ground.

That's the stuff i think has no use. If there's a way to take down 2 people at once, then brilliant, i'm sure it takes a lot of skill and training and i'm sure it isn't pretty. But someone throwing themselves to the floor? That does the teacher no good and it does the pupil no good.

In reply to this comment by NordlichReiter:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Aikido-Tactical-handcuff-techniques-Interesting

Cop using aikido the way it was meant to be used and ... kinda funny.

That's the problem with demonstrations... is they are pretty and they do not explain the nitty gritty, this is due to the lack of hardcore trainees.

People wanna see flashy super moves that will make them supermen, but this is not how the real world is, and in the Ideal world we would win every time. But in the real world we never ever know what will happen.

EDIT: You should always be skeptical, and remain so because it gives you an edge.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Aikido-Tactical-handcuff-techniques-Interesting

Cop using aikido the way it was meant to be used and ... kinda funny.

That's the problem with demonstrations... is they are pretty and they do not explain the nitty gritty, this is due to the lack of hardcore trainees.

People wanna see flashy super moves that will make them supermen, but this is not how the real world is, and in the Ideal world we would win every time. But in the real world we never ever know what will happen.

EDIT: You should always be skeptical, and remain so because it gives you an edge.

Let the trainee decide what is right for them.

We do this style because we want to, not because there is money involved.

You have to train in an art to understand it, and its all about finding the right school. I advocate Cross training, but I am just a 6th kyu.

In reply to this comment by chilaxe:
Thanks for taking my questioning in good spirit; I do agree with you guys on a number of points.


If there are any videos of Aikido applied in real situations, not just collusion sped up, I would be interested in seeing them. I searched for Tomiki Aikido and just found YouTube videos that are collusive or not resembling realistic struggle (e.g., e.g.2), which is fine, but just not what I'm looking for.

After the first UFCs, we didn't have to just take on faith the claims of different martial arts. The result was generally that in a 1 on 1 fight, an unarmed combatant not trained to defend against take downs and submissions was relatively powerless (sometimes humorously so) against the ground game of brazilian ju-jitu. Since then, strikers have become more well-rounded in that respect and have been more successful.

The claims that non-collusive sparring can't be done using Aikido without hurting the opponent too badly can be tested easily against a mixed martial artist willing to risk broken arms, wrists, fingers etc. (he won't think it's much of a risk). I believe this issue is only going to grow, as mixed martial arts is growing rapidly, with viewership of the monthly UFC events eclipsing boxing and sometimes even baseball viewership among the under 40 generation.


Isn't it a good cause to encourage Aikido to back up its claims, or to utilize more realistic sparring? UFC champs become millionaires, so there does seem to be ample incentive to participate.

Thanks again; I understand you guys are very experienced, so I have found your responses interesting.

I was once going to send in a local newspaper job advert from my friendly local meat packing plant, it read "Trainee Boners Wanted". I kid you not!