Dude, *WTF?!?!?!

Why does the opening title credits look like someone's squeezing out a tampon onto paper, why do they keep calling it an opening between the legs instead of a vag and who knows why I'm utterly compelled to *promote this?

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I'm totally unsure as to what technique these images are shot at, BUT in scout films (which are low dose backscatter images for reconnaissance purposes) you can see nonmetallic objects in peoples rectums, and diapers, and shit inside of diapers, and even whether or not someone is wearing a tampon. I'd have to know what Kvp is used to make a better guess as to whether or not these scanners would pick up radiolucent materials lodged up into a rectum, but I'm fairly certain they will be high energy enough to see a diaper (since it's on the outside of the body).

but, i'm not sure how they're going to handle the diaper issue. lots of adults wear diapers and there's no way to tell on film if the diaper is soiled or if it's loaded with explosives. how embarrassing for everyone involved.


>> ^joedirt:


Why x-ray anyone when it can't detect anything in your rectum? What is the point? There is not safety in it.
You realize backscatter cannot detect someone wearing a diaper full of powder. The ONLY reason for any of this is the DHS director is making money for every new machine installed. PERIOD. The groping is only to make sure everyone "willingly" goes through the new machines, so as to justify buying more. PERIOD.

>> ^jwray:

from googling a joke I didn't get: Linette is a brand of diapers.

They're talking about Lil-lets, which is a brand of tampon.

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>> ^Deano:

I've seen Sexy Beast but what on earth is Ben Kingsley saying at 8:14?
"You're the problem - you're the fucking problem you fucking Dr. White (tampon) honking (big) jam rag (tampon) hunking (big) spunk bubble (condom)."

>> ^bleedmegood:

you have my undivided attention......>> ^peggedbea:
oh yay! now i'm tempted to share my "first time i wore a tampon" story with the group. it's insanely disturbing and includes the phrase "and then my sister masturbated in the bathroom sink".



Mine too

you have my undivided attention......>> ^peggedbea:

oh yay! now i'm tempted to share my "first time i wore a tampon" story with the group. it's insanely disturbing and includes the phrase "and then my sister masturbated in the bathroom sink".

oh yay! now i'm tempted to share my "first time i wore a tampon" story with the group. it's insanely disturbing and includes the phrase "and then my sister masturbated in the bathroom sink".

Wait what?

Ah, Dude...

The sound of the tampon hitting the toilet water did it for me. I'm thoroughly disgusted, that there wasn't a bigger splash!

>> ^gwiz665:

The vagina simulator is used for other stuff too.. mostly yapping.

And mouth pumping. Ahem.

Thanks! I just inserted my first tampon. I'm thirsty.

Wow, I had to sit through a tampon commercial before I could watch this - talk about missing the targeted market (Key word = "Flow" ??

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>> ^Throbbin:

And I prefer the `Banana with a yeast infection` line over the tampon line.


Me too, didn't wanna spoil that one