definitely not racist, I used to work in loss prevention for a department store, and we followed around anyone with large bag, backpack, duffel, or sweatpants with large pockets, etc. the store is not public property and management can refuse to serve anyone for any reason. And if the eye in sky sees someone recording on smartphones, or something funky going on even if it's legit, they would call a loss prevention guy like me to tail them and make sure all is well. If I saw funky bulges, or caught them red handed stealing I used my radio and notifed security so when person went to exit store they were grabbed and wrist tied with plastic ties until police arrived. But most times I just kept eyes on our merchandise until they got what they needed and left, regardless of race,sex, etc.

that loss prevention worker is doing a great job

or the saggy sweatpants...

List of sequential reactions I had:

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...*deep breath*.....omg BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA..*wipe tears from eyes*
2. Oh.....uh..nvm...5 gallon jug....actually kind of awesome
3. Wow....holy crap massive sweatpants
4. Realization that this was taken over multiple days
5. Re-BWAHAHAHAHAH
5. 32 pack? No way. Oh yes.
5. Holy Ginsu those are sharp
6. Upvote..moar pls

From 3 days ago: Formal Sweatpants

now you've got something to say to that girl with the word "pink" on the back of her sweatpants.

She'd probably shut up if you yanked those sweatpants down around her ankles.

Or not.

>> ^rosser99:
Those are definitely people legs on the little raptor.


Yeah, kind of a bummer. I was really impressed before I noticed that. Still amazing though. I saw the other dinos attached to rigs and I was thinking that the raptor had some cool gyroscope thingy to keep it's center of gravity under control and... oh, its got people legs and gray sweatpants.

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Funniest part.. "I think it (Absence of school prayer)started when Madeline..."

This Madeline woman wrote the constitution? Jesus..I must have missed that lesson in school... You'd think that lady would be on our money or something with an achievement like that under the waist of her sweatpants.

And I, too, have to admit . . .i bought a special v-day boxer-brief/ sweatpants/wool sock combo from the Costco the other day.
*sizzle