Love how the girl with the sunglasses can't remember her lines and glances at her sheet a few times

The one guy dancing behind the beautiful young girl at the beginning (around :55) creeped me out -- the woman in orange and the sunglasses woman cracked me up.

Quality and science - all the way. Good sift!

By the way - the light is polarized, so try wearing polarized sunglasses the next time you watch a rainbow (or use a polarized filter for your camera), and by rotating the polarized glass you can make the rainbow disappear - or appear twice as bright, compared the background..

>> ^Deano:

You know this suddenly makes me genuinely concerned as to whether I've been caught doing this but they've let it go. I was working with a lady last week and I was so darn bored I just kept peeking glances, I really couldn't help myself.
After leaving I barely recall doing it until I really thought about it.
Any tips for avoidance? I'm serious! I don't want to give undue offence.

She totally noticed. Doesn't matter how discrete you think you were. She noticed. Hell, I've been behind a girl checking out her ass for split second and I could tell she knew when our eyes met. She knew I knew she knew too. Awkward.


No but seriously. Lets talk tactics. Those guys who wear sunglasses indoors during winter? Its not because they have some ugly eye infection, its because they want to look wherever they fucking please without being judged. Downsides? They get judged to be douches anyway because they're wearing sunglasses indoors in the middle of winter.

Another option is just to drill yourself into looking into her eyes. Imagine they are a pair of perfectly pert breasts and the pupils are the nipples. Downsides? She'll be able to see right into your lust filled soul. She may call the police or take out a restraining order.

Next - adopt a gay lisp, get totally up to date on fashion/clothes. Be that guy. That way you can happily look at the breasts, hell you can even comment on them, suggest clothes that might better accentuate her curves. Its pretty much all fair game when your a gay best friend. Cons - Your her gay best friend. Looking at those breasts/any breasts is all you're ever going to be able to do unless you pull the whole "I think you made me turn straight" thing which is a huge gambit.

4th - Masturbate furiously at every opportunity. Keep your libido as low as possible at all times. I personally used this method for much of my teen years with some success. Its not fool proof but its generally better than nothing. Cons - blindness (although this also serves to solve your problem).

Lastly you could just try to be yourself and hope women aren't too offended by your primal desire to reproduce. If you are attracted to her even more so than normal then consider asking her out. Perving over somebody is somewhat more socially acceptable if you are dating. Hell, maybe love will blossom. Cons - she might say no.

Thats all I got. Hope it helps.

Now that's what I call...

(puts on sunglasses)

...a HOT TUB.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

In reply to this comment by Boise_Lib:
OMG!

The Colors, the colors...

Hahaha! Put on your sunglasses!!!

I think it's a viral - the moustache is obviously fake. His hair is nicely groomed and the sunglasses suit his face. The only dorky thing about him is the socks, bum bag (fannypack??) and moustache.

Oh and his bang on time whilst trying to look bad and his kid ain't embarrassed.

>> ^spoco2:

One minute in and I'm with P1ggy... Wow, LOL's shared to fulfill a missing part of your soul?
Fucking hell.
I'll never share the world view of people like this. Always looking for the negative in everything.
YES there are negatives to EVERYTHING
But you know what? There's also fucking awesome things in everything too.
Does he realize how many people use Facebook to organize real world events and meeting with REAL people to interact in a REAL sense?

Does he not get the irony of starting the video with promotion for his websites?
Does he talk with that depressing monotone all the time?
I'm all for interaction with real people, but I'm not for looking on the world through shit coloured glasses.


here here!

i think the OP must have a HATEON for hand written letters too then... or wait, maybe he romanticizes them

i only FB people I know in real life
FB is used almost like a bulletin board system, to organize events, keep in touch with people when I'd otherwise get absolutely no contact with them due to time constraints

and what about all the people i've met abroad, who i've formed friendships with that I would have little to no contact with without online social media

what about all the activism/political information i'd probably either not receive or at best receive in a non-timely fashion if not for social media (arab spring anyone?)

what about being able to see pictures or videos of relatives too sick, too old, or too newborn to travel conventionally... let alone being able to communicate with them

the OP falls into the cliche "everything was better the way it was as opposed to how it is or will potentially be"... shit colored sunglasses indeed

stop using it if you dont approve of the changes to your lifestyle social media makes
but it is IRONIC you are using social media to spread your message don't you think? wouldn't it be truer to your message to do door to door/face to face meet and greets?

and every opinion expressed in this video is hardly... HARDLY universal
let alone original

>> ^Deano:

Oddest fight scene ever!


I know, "best"? What about all the time stood around waiting to get his ass kicked? Standing in the sunlight for a good 5 seconds when all he needed to do was sidestep? He was wearing sunglasses the whole fight too!

This is parody done with an extremely light touch, really - and is amazingly inoffensive. There's not really any reason this music couldn't have come from a believing Mormon.

To underscore that point, it's not much different than stuff members have produced themselves (partially with the intent of demonstrating that they don't always take themselves completely seriously). For example, productions of "Saturday's Warrior" by various Mormon groups and units were extremely popular in the 70's and 80's, and the missionaries in it are at least as goofy as the ones in the BoM musical. I couldn't find a video of the stage production - but this song is normally performed by a chorus line of missionaries in sunglasses (again, in Mormon churches with approval by a bishop).

Even most devout/lame Mormons I know see the BoM musical as positive publicity that's surprisingly inoffensive (similar to South Park's Mormon bits, which generally were quite popular with Church members). The "official" church isn't exactly going to sanction it, but the position it has taken - something like "we hope people will come to us to get the real story" is pretty dang close.

Beware of middle-aged balding white men with mustaches and sunglasses. Check.

Hell, that's every Republican I know.

>> ^Payback:

>> ^ponceleon:
I'll tell you why this doesn't have more votes. About 1/3 of these are just glasses and not sunglasses as promised. There, I said it.
Gonna promote this guy to see if others agree

Also, last pair were not TECHNICALLY his.


I know. Video is WRONG. Please lets discuss.

Your video, Val Kilmer Losing His Sunglasses, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Hehe, I was just giving you a bit o shit. It's a great vid
In reply to this comment by Fusionaut:
Thank you! Yes the title is a tiny bit misleading...
In reply to this comment by ponceleon:
I'll tell you why this doesn't have more votes. About 1/3 of these are just glasses and not sunglasses as promised. There, I said it.

Gonna *promote this guy to see if others agree