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U.S. Airman "comes out" to his father over the phone.

bareboards2 says...

To which the only response is a link to this site:

http://gayhomophobe.com/

>> ^alien_concept:

Typical YouTubing genius:
"FUCK HOMOS!!!! they cant fire a gun right.. theyre too feminine and social fuck them and gay people america is turning gay???? why is this happening?.... lady gaga and all the faggots in our military.. thats why we cant win a fucking war.. to busy fucking sucking dick to shoot a terrorist fuck FAGGOTS!!!"

U.S. Airman "comes out" to his father over the phone.

alien_concept says...

Typical YouTubing genius:

"FUCK HOMOS!!!! they cant fire a gun right.. theyre too feminine and social fuck them and gay people america is turning gay???? why is this happening?.... lady gaga and all the faggots in our military.. thats why we cant win a fucking war.. to busy fucking sucking dick to shoot a terrorist fuck FAGGOTS!!!"

Fuck Everything

eric3579 says...

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say fuck everything
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
I don't need heat of Vitamin D!

And fuck toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you

Don't give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the the movie the fan, staring westly snipes
Demolition man's the only snipes moving your light
And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind
Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And I was awake too long, it should be half an hour at most
And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad
And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...

(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?"
I say "bitch I don't give a fuck"
She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?"
Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don't give a fuck about liquids either
They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex
And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyodie and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And fuck birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitch
Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays
If I want ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfucking drag
You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winning yo
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
so I do give a fuck... wait, what?

(I give a fuck...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a fuck...)
I literally care about every motherfucking thing

God does exist. Testimony from an ex-atheist:

God does exist. Testimony from an ex-atheist:

Porn stardom do's & don't's! (very explicit and hilarious)

SlipperyPete says...

I'm not sure why this is being discussed - while funny, she's sucking dick. That is porn.
I vote for a * discard.

And let's *ban gwiz while we're at it - that guy's worse than looking in your pants to discover something akin to opening a PBJ.

White People to the Rescue

rottenseed says...

It was truer to real life than any of you think. They had to make it cheesy to cover the real scandal, however. The way "Big Mike" looks at Sandra Bullock's character and the way Sandra Bullock's character insists he call her "mama". There's real sexual tension between the two. I think the dad got a kick out of the whole thing. I believe he was some kind of cuckold and fantasized about watching big Mike ram his rod into Sandra Bullock's "Blind side", hence the movie title.>> ^peggedbea:
because nothing in real life can ever be parodied. see, null and void because white people really do rescue black people!!!!!
did you see the movie?
unfortunately, i did. boredom overcame me during a flight back home from the netherlands and the dude and i gave in and watched the whole damn thing.
while, the fact that the family opened their home to a child in need and loved him and accepted him and helped him achieve great things is SOOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL it hurts, there is absolutely no way the true story was this fucking cheesy. or pandering.
the movie was so obviously made to make upper middle class white people feel good about themselves,far more focused on race and the cultural idiosyncrasies that perpetuate "us vs. them"-isms, and far less concerned about reminding people how important and rewarding it is to be mentally, physically, spiritually and emotionally available to their communities.
or maybe it was actually a fantastic inspiring movie and i was just tired and cynical and coming down from a week of smoking hash, sucking dick and walking around in the cold.
>> ^Golgi:
this parody doesn't hold much water due to the fact that this is based on a true story; and the movie was truer to the facts in this case than most other "based on a true story"'s. so, meh.


White People to the Rescue

eric3579 says...

blah,blah... blah,blah,blah

Bea likes to smoke hash and suck dicks. Nice!

>> ^peggedbea:
because nothing in real life can ever be parodied. see, null and void because white people really do rescue black people!!!!!
did you see the movie?
unfortunately, i did. boredom overcame me during a flight back home from the netherlands and the dude and i gave in and watched the whole damn thing.
while, the fact that the family opened their home to a child in need and loved him and accepted him and helped him achieve great things is SOOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL it hurts, there is absolutely no way the true story was this fucking cheesy. or pandering.
the movie was so obviously made to make upper middle class white people feel good about themselves,far more focused on race and the cultural idiosyncrasies that perpetuate "us vs. them"-isms, and far less concerned about reminding people how important and rewarding it is to be mentally, physically, spiritually and emotionally available to their communities.
or maybe it was actually a fantastic inspiring movie and i was just tired and cynical and coming down from a week of smoking hash, sucking dick and walking around in the cold.
>> ^Golgi:
this parody doesn't hold much water due to the fact that this is based on a true story; and the movie was truer to the facts in this case than most other "based on a true story"'s. so, meh.


White People to the Rescue

peggedbea says...

because nothing in real life can ever be parodied. see, null and void because white people really do rescue black people!!!!!

did you see the movie?
unfortunately, i did. boredom overcame me during a flight back home from the netherlands and the dude and i gave in and watched the whole damn thing.

while, the fact that the family opened their home to a child in need and loved him and accepted him and helped him achieve great things is SOOO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL it hurts, there is absolutely no way the true story was this fucking cheesy. or pandering.

the movie was so obviously made to make upper middle class white people feel good about themselves,far more focused on race and the cultural idiosyncrasies that perpetuate "us vs. them"-isms, and far less concerned about reminding people how important and rewarding it is to be mentally, physically, spiritually and emotionally available to their communities.

or maybe it was actually a fantastic inspiring movie and i was just tired and cynical and coming down from a week of smoking hash, sucking dick and walking around in the cold.

>> ^Golgi:

this parody doesn't hold much water due to the fact that this is based on a true story; and the movie was truer to the facts in this case than most other "based on a true story"'s. so, meh.

Fat Guy Rages About Bad Blowjobs!

siftbot says...

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Camera inside the Vagina during intercourse, oh my

I'm too embarrassed to post this to Facebook (Blog Entry by dag)

Seth MacFarlane on The Abortion Episode; future family guy

kronosposeidon says...

He calls this his "golden age" with Fox, who nonetheless censored the abortion episode from TV, but Fox will still chicken-shittedly publish it on DVD to make chicken-shit profits while not angering their wingnut base. I've never liked Family Guy, but I always thought Seth MacFarlane was intelligent. Until today. The way he defended the Fox assholes made me sick. He called them smart. As smart as him?!

He should stick to making shitty Hulu commercials.

EDIT: If it doesn't bother him, that's fine. But don't give us this song and dance about how 'intelligently' the network hacks were when the axed it from air play. Talk about sucking dicks left and right.

Is http://nigger.videosift.com/ really an address we want? (Terrible Talk Post)

Is http://nigger.videosift.com/ really an address we want? (Terrible Talk Post)



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