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Gohmert Melts Down on Anderson Cooper Over "Terror Babies"

HugeJerk says...

Thanks to this guy, we now know to be afraid of babies. We should just assume any blanket they are wrapped in is a turbin they haven't grown into yet. Remember to point at the stroller and scream "Terrorist" as you run away so others know a baby might ready to detonate.

Youtube's Red Light Runners compilation

Porksandwich says...

Well I enjoyed seeing the police officer actually going after the guy who used the turn lane as a passing lane. There's an intersection on my way to work where damn near every day I can see something happen that deserves a ticket, mostly jaywalking...which isn't so bad except they jaywalk when cars are coming and hold up traffic instead of waiting for lulls in traffic. Even see these people do it in front of cops and don't get busted, probably because they couldn't/wouldn't pay the ticket anyway.

The ones with strollers are the worst, they use those things like it's a rolling road block...because no one wants to run over a baby..even if it causes a car full of kids to get hit head on.

But I have to think that the complete lack of cops doing anything about the dangerous situations....causes more dangerous situations because other people figure that if the cops won't bust the people interfering with traffic..they won't mind if 5 cars turn after the lights turned red.

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Mother lets pram fall into path of train. Baby survives.

iL0VmyDr says...

I'm going to err on stupid person... It really doesn't matter if a train was coming or not... She didn't think to put the brakes on or hold on to the stroller?!

Lucky is all she has going for her...

peggedbea (Member Profile)

inflatablevagina says...

I will try for friday. Saturday i have to go to school

In reply to this comment by peggedbea:
im giving you 2 options.
1. go to the jazz the fest with me on friday night sans kids and drink $14 beers and see george clinton and parliament funkadelic
or
2. go to the heart walk with me saturday morning run 5 miles and then go to the jazz fest with us. the kids can go to this one. i have a couple of jogging strollers if you need one.

or both.. maybe minus beer friday night if were running saturday morning.

how sad is this, if you cant go i invite my mother.
i have no life.

inflatablevagina (Member Profile)

peggedbea says...

im giving you 2 options.
1. go to the jazz the fest with me on friday night sans kids and drink $14 beers and see george clinton and parliament funkadelic
or
2. go to the heart walk with me saturday morning run 5 miles and then go to the jazz fest with us. the kids can go to this one. i have a couple of jogging strollers if you need one.

or both.. maybe minus beer friday night if were running saturday morning.

how sad is this, if you cant go i invite my mother.
i have no life.

Bulletproof Stroller

burdturgler says...

>> ^longde:
That has got to be fake. If not, those people should be charged with endangering that infant, and have it taken away. Someone should use them as guinea pigs to test a bulletproof easy chair.


I'm really hoping your comment is fake.
Seriously, the fact that anyone even asks the question scares me.

Rachel Maddow - RNC Spends $150,000+ on Palin's Clothes

burdturgler says...

This is just what's been disclosed since September.
Politico:
"A review of similar records for the campaign of Democrat Barack Obama and the Democratic National Committee turned up no similar spending.

But all the spending by other candidates pales in comparison to the GOP outlay for the Alaska governor whose expensive, designer outfits have been the topic of fashion pages and magazines.

What hasn’t been apparent is where the clothes came from – her closet back in Wasilla or from the campaign coffers in Washington.
The answer can be found inside the RNC’s September monthly financial disclosure report under “itemized coordinated expenditures.”
It’s a report that typically records expenses for direct mail, telephone calls and advertising. Those expenses do show up, but the report also has a new category of spending: “campaign accessories.”

September payments were also made to Barney’s New York ($789.72) and Bloomingdale’s New York ($5,102.71).
Macy’s in Minneapolis, another store fortunate enough to be situated in the Twin Cities that hosted last summer’s Republican National Convention, received three separate payments totaling $9,447.71. The entries also show a few purchases at Pacifier, a top notch baby store, and Steiniauf & Stroller Inc., suggesting $295 was spent to accommodate the littlest Palin to join the campaign trail. An additional $4,902.45 was spent in early September at Atelier, a high-class shopping destination for men."

Extinct, my ASS! Dinosaur Loose at LA Natural History Museum

ponceleon says...

Screw the bear cavalry, where's the T-rex cavalry?

Edit: on second viewing, that kid in the stroller at the beginning of the video is officially scarred for life. The mom is trying to show him that it is "friendly" and is just sniffing her hand, but the kid's arms are up in a instinctively defensive position and you can tell he is just terrified... awesome! hehe...

In all seriousness, I'm really thrown by how realistic it looks for a puppet. I'd love to see a higher-quality video of it... anyone have a link to one?

Baby finally making me feel insane (occasionally) (Blog Entry by smibbo)

smibbo says...

aw thanks gals!

Truthfully, we are ridiculously lucky with Lil Miss because she's extremely jolly baby. She's rather laid-back and calm most of the time, gets deliriously happy when playing and just wigles all over ever time I look at her. Sometimes we wory she'll get sore muscles from smiling so much. Honestly I don't think I've ever known a baby as happy as she is. But when she's tired/cranky/hungry she has started this little whine thing going on. I just happen to be the type of person who whining is like nails on a chalkboard for me!

I do take vitamins occasionaly, not nearly so much as I am supposed to
One thing I do get and that is I walk outside nearly everyday- pack her in the hiking stroller and take the dogs for their daily. I always notice a difference if I don't get outside and walk for at least 15 minutes!
The husband - Soupskin - has been wonderfuly supportive of me but I have bad habit of not asking for help (remnants of previous marriage) and he has a hard time knowing (first baby for him) when he needs to step in. FOrtunately, as I said, she's an extremely easy baby (when she's not whining!) and he adores her (daddy + baby = finger + wrapped)

Woman has child steal charity collection jars

raven says...

This is pretty common actually, when I used to work retail at the mall (worst fucking job ever btw, nothing sucks out the soul quicker), we would often see mothers using their children as shoplifting aids, by either hiding things in their strollers with them, or having the older ones (toddlers and up) steal small things and hide them in their little coats... it was sad really, that parents would pretty much start so young in setting their kids up for a life of crime.

MIT geek nearly shot by airport police for wearing 9V & LEDs (Geek Talk Post)

joedirt says...

One last thing - do you think you could recognize the difference between art and a bomb at 100 meters in time to make the decision? Would you be willing to take the risk if your own and the lives of hundreds of others might be on the line?

Yes I could at 100ft. One has lights and is on the outside of a hoodie. The other is hidden in a laptop, or in luggage or other wise HIDDEN FROM MOTHERFUCKING VIEW.

Did people run SCREAMING from her on the trip over in the Metro? Did anyone in the dorms call the cops when she walked through the hallway with a "faux bomb" strapped to her chest.

She wore this SAME MOTHERFUCKING outfit the day before on a public University campus?! How is it ok to have fake bombs walking around MIT? But somehow this was more threatening at an airport.

And she walks into one of the busiest and most heavily guarded airports in the world with cheap electronics on her chest (blinking or not) without a ticket or boarding pass, wandering around looking for someone. Are you seriously defending that action?

Yes, I am SERIOUSLY DEFENDING the concept of going to an airport to MEET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING boyfriend. People often, in fact, go to the airport and wander around looking for someone. WTF. I have no problem if the cops want to ask her what she is wearing and inspect it. Go ahead, but is the airport some holy land that is more sacred, than say the subway? The Ted=-William-or-whatever-it-is-called Tunnel?

She passed by cops and security when she entered the Concourse and even on the shuttle bus that circles Logan. No one was concerned there. This happened because one idiot employee wasn't satisfied with a dorky white girl saying she was wearing an art project.

And the cops are making up hoax charges because they are too stupid and shoot mooninite signs because we must all live in FEAR. What about oddly lumpy fat people? What about people wearing overcoats? What about some guy pushing a stroller? All of them should be met with guns in the face if you are such a fan of our police state.

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