>> ^ElessarJD:
That guy is a moron. Cause when/if I'm trying to survive, I fully intend to eat an animal alive. A fire? Oh no that's unheard of.
Video's cool to point out Bear Grylls idiocy.


Hey smart ass, what if you're being chased by storm troopers and you don't have time to start a fire?

and where do the storm troopers fit in?

Standard? When I worked the crowds there was no standard push. It was order them to leave or arrest them. There was no pushing, macing, or tazering. Just a good snatch and grab.

Just calmly walk up with a smile and hold your hand out, they will instinctively hold their hand out. Cuff them read them their rights and take them to a place where they an cool off.

Generally done with the baton at mid chest height? That's lethal force, targeting the heart. It is done when it needs to be, with the round edge of the baton(just like the officer did), never the point.

Simply should have just arrested her, do not mace. Just arrest, simple and easy.

>> ^McFarQue:
Protesters piss me off.
More so the confrontational ones that just have to be at the front of the line.
Also, that wasn't a head shot, it was a standard forward push used to force a crowd backwards. Generally however, it's done with the end of the baton at mid chest height. That was a little high, but still not in the head.
Oh and look, theres a megaphone on the ground beside her. Makes you wonder how long she'd been there playing the goody goody two shoes facade.



To erimus:

All the more reason to try and be a good cup, not a storm trooper. Why is that a stereotype? Because they never show when a cop is punished, they only show that he got his gun taken away and he is on a desk job. Or administrative leave.

Simple solution if you are a cop and in a situation like this do not act like an ass or a bad mamajama. Just smile and arrest them for disobeying an officer of the law. Simple and clean.

The less authority looks like gestapo the better.

Dupe: http://www.videosift.com/video/Star-Wars-Alpacas-Before-There-Were-Storm-Troopers

I picked up a copy of the Lego Star Wars Complete Trilogy the other day. I thought it was actually alot of fun, and worth the price, considering everything that came with it. Putting R2D2s head on Prince Leia's lego biki body and then slaughtering Storm Troopers with a light sabre was great fun... but I can't say that the Lego IJ excites me all that much. Compared to Star Wars, Indiana Jones doesn't have all that many unique looking characters. Plus, no force.

The upcoming Lego Batman may be fun (although I admit that after beating all six Lego Star Wars episode, I'm a bit bored of the concept).

All those storm troopers on the test fire line thinking, "God, do these blasters suck."

>> ^arsenault185:
What cracks me up is that all storm troopers are clones. So how are they different heights? One of the extras didn't show for shooting that day? If so they must have stuck Peter Mayhew (Chewie) in the suit and called it good.


The storm troopers were ORIGINALLY clones, during the glorious end days of the Republic and the CLONE Wars. After that, Kamino, where the clones were created, revolted and its cloning facilities were destroyed by the Empire. The storm troopers thus became filled with incompetents from all over the galaxy.

Sheesh.

What cracks me up is that all storm troopers are clones. So how are they different heights? One of the extras didn't show for shooting that day? If so they must have stuck Peter Mayhew (Chewie) in the suit and called it good.

I guess this Storm Trooper just returned from some "force assisted neck stretching" courtesy of the local Dark Lord.

>> ^Zonbie:
Arse bollocks! Region blocked


I know The Adult swim stuff wasn't region blocked when I posted this then they changed their policy...

Thank you for the promote!

In reply to this comment by Krupo:
This really needs a *promote. Now. It's a *spacy *parody. Of *cinema.

Better late than never!

In reply to this comment by Krupo:
Someone remind me to promote this.

God Speed brave soldiers.

Hippies often wonder where the activists are during this war... I bet they are scared shitless of police who look like storm troopers who carry around cannisters of pepper spray, paintball guns and tasers.

Authority is winning.

I'm glad the turn out was so great, and I agree it's fun to see what other sifters are perusing. Kind of adds a new layer of understanding.

I just finished “Before the Deluge” about Berlin from the late 1920’s to the election of Hitler. Quite a read.

Days after Hitler became chancellor, he banned freedom of opinion, freedom of association, and freedom of the press.

He had 120 people killed, some shot in cold blood, some taken to a warehouse and tortured first. Many of the people that he killed were members of his own party whom he was either jealous of or suspected of betrayal.

A man - “Dr. W” I’ll call him - was practicing his cello in his apartment with his wife and kids when some storm troopers came and took him to the warehouse. Dr. W - an active Nazi member - was suspected of plotting against Hitler. The thing is, there were two Dr. W’s in Berlin, and they tortured and killed the wrong one.

I'm guessing there are a few other reason for this guy not being a sanctioned storm trooper besides the fact that he's a fat pig.

I guess the only good thing you can say about tasers is that someone is less likely to get beaten to death from nightsticks, flashlights, blackjacks or whatever these morons are carrying anymore.

Unchecked, this violence will continue and probably increase. And for those who think "...they probably deserved it...", remember, you, your family or friends are only one incident away from dealing with one of these bastards having a "bad day" or whatever it takes for the for them to flip out. However, the solution is to become a sheep and get in formation with the rest.