I love it when a plan comes together.
Now he needs to just move over to the little stool for round two.

I thought what she had to say was interesting, and I would've been fine with just her sitting on the stool talking. I'm not 100% sure I understand the point of the disrobing--I mean, I get it from a metaphorical standpoint, but from an actual point of view, it doesn't seem to accomplish much.

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Come back when he makes a TIE Defender.

Gamma 1 is the Emperor's stool pigeon!

He does have a bigger point thou that isn't mentioned: "The Splashback".. You know, the moment when that toilet water shoots up your ass when you drop the deuce... But in fact, Butters gonna have hemorrhoids and possible even worse conditions (never google rectal prolapse...). By facing in, you're back is straight up, thighs are close to 90 degrees to your back.. It's good for offices, typing on your desktop. That is not how humans defecation works. We are squatters, closer you are to fetal position, the better. That leads to straight ejection where as straight up sitting pushes it out in an angle.. Pretty logical but totally opposite to the way we are going. The low seats are rising up all the time.. You may have to use a shallow stool to prop your feet up.

Also, toilet seat designers, if you see this: males have this appendix between their legs. When you sit down it points downwards in approx 45 degree angle. It does not point straight down nor does in simply vanish. Mine is perfectly average size and the toilet seat i have is very conventional, regular unit. Why does my dong has to touch the inside of the rim everytime i poop? And when are you gonna do something about that splashback? never? Thought so, you are pretty much just morons copy pasting 150 year old design that was a hole in a plane and no water beneath. Note, russians made an effort but that is even more horrible than anything we have now; it's basically a flat plane with the water on the front.. Everything fine except that the flat part is so close to your butt that you have to slowly rise, the water does not flush the dookie but you have to move yourself.. The worst toilet seat i've even encountered outside Polish trains.

Man, there's a lot of semi-accidental puns.. Poop is a funny thing, it seems..

Woohoo! You drivin'? [I'll need a step stool to access the darn thing]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine-eleven. /cheer

EDIT: Sorry, I also recall all of the internet troll-stool pigeons denying these lies and it's just fucking sickening. Either that or they bought the lies as well. I know I've bought into a lot of lies. And in response I've had to filter down my belief system to an agnostic view of life in general. It's the only sanity I can imagine.

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We use a stool, but this looks much better.

Needs a stool pun

As someone who has had to clean quite a few drunken mis-shits and/or toilet pranks, if I could get my hands on the perps of such gross inconsideration I would reenact one of the death scenes from Inbred (2011), i.e. literally fill them with shit till they explode.

*steps off rant-stool*

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Asmo, Seems we both knew that there was nothing dangeriouse with using molten lead/tin on the beach, and we both gave similar every day examples of handling lead that is common place and safe. It appears however your sense of humor is..lacking.


That's why I said "Please tell me this is a bad attempt at a troll"...

It's there in plain english, surprised you missed it...