Liberals don't like this Dr. Cosby as much:


We Cannot Blame the White People any Longer

By Dr. William Henry 'Bill' Cosby, Jr., Ed.D.

They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English.

I can't even talk the way these people talk:

"Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be...".

And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk.

And then I heard the father talk.

Everybody knows it's important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth.

In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living.

People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an Education, and now we've got these knuckleheads walking around.

The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.

These people are not parenting. They are buying things for kids.

$500 sneakers for what?

And they won't spend $200 for "Hooked on Phonics."

I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit.

Where were you when he was 2?

Where were you when he was 12?

Where were you when he was 18, and how come you didn't know that he had a pistol?

And where is the father? Or who is his father?

People putting their clothes on backward. Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong?

People with their hats on backward, pants down around the crack, isn't that a sign of something?

Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up and got all type of needles (piercings) going through her body?

What part of Africa did this come from?

We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans; they don't know a thing about Africa.

I say this all of the time — it would be like white people saying they are European-American — that is totally stupid.

I was born here, and so were my parents and grand parents and, very likely my great grandparents. I don't have any connection to Africa, no more than white Americans have to Germany, Scotland, England, Ireland, or the Netherlands.

The same applies to 99 percent of all the black Americans as regards to Africa — so stop, already!

With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammed and all of that crap...and all of them are in jail.

Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

We have got to take the neighborhood back.

People used to be ashamed.

Today a woman has eight children with eight different 'husbands' — or men or whatever you call them now.

We have millionaire football players who cannot read.

We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs. We, as black folks, have to do a better job.

Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids, you are hurting us.

We have to start holding each other to a higher standard....

Sweet costume. Just needs some grass on the sneakers.

How awful is the theater you go to that you can see feet and people kick your seat? I never see shoes and my seat is never kicked. No stadium seating or what?>> ^budzos:

Crowd involvement is not the point of the cinematic experience. Sure, appropriate crowd reaction can enhance a good movie. But bad crowd behaviour can turn any movie into a pressure cooker of rage for me.
Movement of feet is the most annoying thing to me lately. Not just kicking my seat, but people putting their feet up in your field of view and then kicking/wiggling them around for the whole GD movie. I might be wired a bit differently, I know my memory's a bit more visual than most people... Let's just say my memory of the last Indiana Jones movie, and that movie Knowing from last year, among others, are permanently etched with an overlay of dumb-ass feet kicking around. At Crystal Skull some guy with like size 14 feet had just bought brand new bright white sneakers. He kicked his fucking foot so frenetically, and with a varying rhythmn that I just COULD NOT ignore out of the corner of my eye. When I asked him to stop he just said "what the fuck" and continued. So I spent the second half of that movie weighing the costs and benefits of an aggravated assault charge. Not enjoyable!
>> ^poolcleaner:
People at the theater are fun! That's the point of the experience. Cheering, screaming at the scary scenes, laughing, awws and maybe a little crying by someone off in the the far corner of the theater. Oh man, I love that stuff. I used to think I hated humanity, but I fucking love it and all because of theaters. Little babies GET THE FUCK OUT. I will have your mother escorted out by a theater worker because I give a shit about this experience. I will see it in 3D and pretend I'm a kid in the 1950s and that I didn't just spend 15 bucks on a movie ticket. Silver fucking lining and just good ol fun, alright?

Crowd involvement is not the point of the cinematic experience. Sure, appropriate crowd reaction can enhance a good movie. But bad crowd behaviour can turn any movie into a pressure cooker of rage for me.

Movement of feet is the most annoying thing to me lately. Not just kicking my seat, but people putting their feet up in your field of view and then kicking/wiggling them around for the whole GD movie. I might be wired a bit differently, I know my memory's a bit more visual than most people... Let's just say my memory of the last Indiana Jones movie, and that movie Knowing from last year, among others, are permanently etched with an overlay of dumb-ass feet kicking around. At Crystal Skull some guy with like size 14 feet had just bought brand new bright white sneakers. He kicked his fucking foot so frenetically, and with a varying rhythmn that I just COULD NOT ignore out of the corner of my eye. When I asked him to stop he just said "what the fuck" and continued. So I spent the second half of that movie weighing the costs and benefits of an aggravated assault charge. Not enjoyable!

>> ^poolcleaner:

People at the theater are fun! That's the point of the experience. Cheering, screaming at the scary scenes, laughing, awws and maybe a little crying by someone off in the the far corner of the theater. Oh man, I love that stuff. I used to think I hated humanity, but I fucking love it and all because of theaters. Little babies GET THE FUCK OUT. I will have your mother escorted out by a theater worker because I give a shit about this experience. I will see it in 3D and pretend I'm a kid in the 1950s and that I didn't just spend 15 bucks on a movie ticket. Silver fucking lining and just good ol fun, alright?

What is that?>> ^alien_concept:

I really enjoyed Chris Corner's other project IAMX

>> ^gwiz665:
It's all about how you use it, baby.
>> ^rougy:
What does my throbbing, engorged member have to do with your health?


True. Depends on my mood, I guess.

Battering ram? Or swizzle stick?

It's all about how you use it, baby.
>> ^rougy:
What does my throbbing, engorged member have to do with your health?

>> ^gwiz665:
Hah, I left out celtic since it's already been announced. The others just kinda snuck up on us.
I dunno about health vs body, I can see arguments both ways. I for one will like the bewb part of body, since @<a rel="nofollow" href="http://geek.videosift.com/member/brycewi19" title="member since June 16th, 2008" class="profilelink">brycewi19 is a total nazi about keeping his channel pure and unsullied.
I can imagine some arguing that geek/tech would be the same difference, but there we are.


No soup for you!

The purification of the health channel shall go unsullied!

Meh, I dunno.

Since it's called "Channel Sneakers" I thought it was Celtic too, by way of the English Channel

full body sneakers.

Oh KP!!! I just laughed so hard I shed a little tear!!

I will pine away for you, and wait until Rottenseed has had his fill of dinosaur comics.


In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You don't need to throw yourself at me over a little old *promote. I mean I know I'm sexy....



....but I'm already spoken for. Sorry, but that's the breaks. Your heart will go on!

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Thanks Love!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*promote

You don't need to throw yourself at me over a little old *promote. I mean I know I'm sexy....



....but I'm already spoken for. Sorry, but that's the breaks. Your heart will go on!

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Thanks Love!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*promote

Thanks Love!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*promote

Tags for this video have been changed from 'music, music video, sneaker, pimps' to 'sneaker pimps, six underground, 6 underground, becoming x' - edited by kronosposeidon

1. Joe Satriani - Flying in a Blue Dream
2. Pearl Jam - Smile
3. Sneaker Pimps - The Fuel
4. REM - Crush with Eyeliner
5. Lovetree - Mountaineer
6. Blues Traveler - The Gunfighter
7. Rush - What You're Doing
8. Skillet - You Are My Hope
9. Burlap to Cashmere - Basic Instructions
10. Supreme Beings of Leisure - Last Girl on Earth

Man, I need to update this library. Too much Pandora has allowed it to... rust.