A better title: "Chirp, Chirp, Chirp, Slurp."

Ah roomie zoom zim, I'm all to be wet
To rhymealinda I remember umm, when we first met
In eighty-two back in school used to play up all the fools
Sometimes you'd be my number fives sometimes you'd be my twenty-two
But umm, screw the dumbshit, cause little rhymea's true
I can't wait to say I do and oh yeah honey there's no due
I got my chariot, rollin, now I'm mic controllin
Got some spunk in my funk, I can't wait to put some soul in
We're rollin all strikes, we're havin little tykes
One is little mike the other's ike I'm sure that you would like
To hold em, or maybe stroll em on their little bikes
When they're born, I've sworn, to bring em up right
You know, dope is how I breed em, beats is what I'll feed em
They'll be healthy like a health nut I'm sure you shake your butt
(kick the verse preacher) and I won't disperse
Here's my life rhymealinda for better or for worse

Well it's done she tagged me, duck duck goose
I'm batter up I can't sleep the fly brotha must produce
The power pack and I'm stacked like a forty-five mag
Straight up tennis shoes in my pants there's a sag
Droppin so much grammar gotta slam it down my mouth
Shup? I met a slut she, put me in the rut g
With the dip that was down with me from the whole front
Now front me never too cool how-ever
I gotta get the bread, gotta get the butter
Fix it up eat down throw it in the gutter
(gutter dreamed it) sour, (creamed it) gotta
Skinny-dipped into her ass as if it was a pool of water
Now the water's gettin hotter so I bought her a new ring
Maybe a love ballad is the song I sing
I gotta kiss her ass my tongue I hold before I curse
If you really want me bitch, take me for better or for worse

Well this is the final chapter hello?
Of me, we're going to rack up who is this?
In tune, in tune, in tune, a button why are you calling my house?
A button, a button! oh c'mon, honey who is this? what?
Would you come along with me down mike is that you?
The lane and I will pick your brain oh my god. who is this?
I won't be good like you think I will I'll fucking call the cops
I'll take a hammer and start to drill don't call my house
Your skull, and then I'll really start oh my god, what is this
Picking, your brains cells, I will be what? I'm gonna call the cops
Licking, mmm mmm mmm mmmm! *slurp* okay? quit fucking around
You taste so intelligent, ahhhhhh hello, who is this?
Yes yes yes, you trusted me, now help, who is this? what
I busted thee, top of your skull are you doing? why are you
You thought the day was going to be calling me?
Dull? ? I'll make it very exciting
I took your fingers then I started who are you? why are you
Biting, and then I scraped the meat calling my house?
Off, the bone, of your leg stop calling here!
Ahhahhh, you tried to make me beg don't call here anymore
But I had to insist, I had to insist
Iayaay, run up your pussy with my fist aieeeeeeeeeeeee!
Okay, I think we've gone a little bit I'm gonna call the cops!
Overboard, don't stop it yet fuck you don't call my house!!

Yo, I'm audi geee
No doubts manufactured
No ahh copies, we can't ahh, do copies
No copies, okay
Oh, so you expect me to do some type of freak show?
That's what it really is huh?
Is that what you want? what you talkin about?
What you talkin bout nigga?
Whatchu know bout the problems of l.a.?
I'ma tell you what's wrong with the problems
Of the people in the l.a.
See the brothers needs some type of education
And you know, some type of foundation, in the, uhh
Community, cause the mute-co, duhh, the community
Grows like seeds, and the seeds will not fall from
The tree if you don't water the grass
So nigga get off your rusty black asssahhhh
Like this... nanananananana, like this
You can get with this, or you can get with that
I think you get with this because fat lip's fat
Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat *echoes* *laughter*
Uhhh, okay ummm, okay uhh, keep going keep going keep going
Keep going, ay romye romye, come here come here c'mere c'mere c'mere
C'mere c'mere (ok ok aiyyo yo yo yo) c'mere for a second
Aiy rhasaan, rhasaan, imani, imani I think you should
*music stops* oh, duhh!

>> ^NetRunner:
>> ^thinker247:
Did two people just downvote one person shaking the hand of another person?

Yep, you can feel the warmth, can't you?
Shame is, it's apparently urine.


My impression of NetRunner: "Did someone just say something good about Obama? Where's his penis? Slurp, slurp."

Though, I guess you could replace NetRunner with blankfist if you replaced Obama with Ron Paul.

Oh man. Slugs are awesome - I remember seeing videos like this in biology.


slurp shlorp

>> ^blankfist:
The smallest whisper or crinkle of a wrapper can set me off! I once took a man's genitalia off just for slurping his soda too loud. I shoved is lopped off penis into his mouth and said my best one-liner to date: "Here's something to suck on, flyboy!"


The Imagination is strong with this one.

I'm pretty much the movie Nazi. I hate the movie-going audience, because I feel like they each think they're in their own living room. Years of frustration has made me an embittered curmudgeon, and I no longer have any patience for the public.

The smallest whisper or crinkle of a wrapper can set me off! I once took a man's genitalia off just for slurping his soda too loud. I shoved is lopped off penis into his mouth and said my best one-liner to date: "Here's something to suck on, flyboy!"

Lick, lick, Lick, lick, Lick, lick, Lick, lick, Slurp, Slurp, Lick, lick, Lick, lick, Lick, lick, Lick, lick, Slurp, Slurp, lick!!!

......... what teh FHECK?

I love food just as much as the next guy, but that's too excessive.

Me and my mom used to learn 다도 (茶道, Da Do) while I was in Korea for a short time. And goddamn, it was frustrating. Yeah, they serve important purpose as to heating the cups and throwing away the first batch because it's dirty and all.

But the rest of the crap is just for style points and to look professional. Real enthusiasts really don't care much about it. I've seen how real tea lovers drink, and it's always accompanied by loud clanking and slurping, with plenty of laughter amongst their friends.

What I'm trying to say is that real food enthusiasts wouldn't have a method of how to eat. They'll just eat, and love every moment of it while loudly slurping and dirtying their clothes.

Congratulations Zonbie!!

Keep on slurping the marrow out of the living! Send more veteranarians.... nom noms

Slurp slurp slurp *beg

This is a comment *slurp*

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Slurp, slurp. Yum, yum. You're the best, kp. Slurpie, slurp. Your comments alone make us all envy you. Gulp.

>> ^gorgonheap:
Hell even the French thought there was reason to invade.
...
Regardless of how you feel now about the War in Iraq. The world felt a lot different about the suggestion before it happened. The UN supported it, and most of Europe did too.


The facts disagree, on both counts. The French strongly opposed the invasion of Iraq, and the UN did not approve it. That was the reason for the whole "Coalition of the Willing".

Check:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposition_to_the_2003_Iraq_War

Or google the topic, there was plenty of objection to the invasion, just most of it not in our country.

To address the main topic, there haven't been any found. If they'd found some, you wouldn't have missed the news, they'd have trumpeted it for months.

Those who cling to the righteousness of the war generally stick to one of two responses, one "Saddam had 'em, but moved 'em to Syria" or "Well, he very well could have, and the *only* thing we could've done is send in 130,000 troops!"

...or let the UN inspectors continue their work, while slowly building up the pressure.

There isn't any question anymore about whether Iraq had WMD's, they did not. More to the point, there's plenty of evidence available now to see that even the CIA didn't think Iraq had WMD's at the time, but Farhad2000 covered that topic in plenty of detail.

This was imperialism, pure and simple. Bush/Cheney and the neocons thought it'd be easy to topple Saddam, replace him with a pro-America puppet democracy, slurp up their oil, and use Iraq as a sort of second Israel to influence that region of the world.

We absolutely need to stop calling this a war on Al Qaeda, it's not even a war anymore, it's an unguided, undisciplined occupation of a foreign land that doesn't even have a functioning government.

Leaving might not be the best thing, but at least we need to change what our mission is to being primarily humanitarian and diplomatic, not 100% military.