we are from slovenia.

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So eloquent. >> ^dannym3141:

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I never thought a smart and funny guy like John Cleese would ever get involved in the dumbest debate in sports, possibly the dumbest debate in history: Soccer vs football. I know he's a comedian, but his take on the debate is completely unoriginal, and older than he is. And besides, who gives a fuck? Let them both be called football. It only takes approximately 5 milliseconds of viewing to determine which one you're watching, so what confusion is there in the first place?
And as far as which game is superior? Again, who gives a rat's ass? They're both events whose outcomes signify NOTHING. If your team wins, does that make you a winner too, or your city, college, or country a superior place in any way? No need to answer that. (EDIT: A controversial call cost America a victory over Slovenia in the World Cup. Oh noes! Now I must commit suicide!)
So if you enjoy either or both sports, that's fine. I have nothing against people having a good time at a sporting event, provided they don't turn into violent idiots because of the game's outcome. But don't try to make this debate seem significant. And it was totally exhausted of humor eons ago.

Rofl, you just got trolled by John Cleese. Hard.

>> ^kronosposeidon:

I never thought a smart and funny guy like John Cleese would ever get involved in the dumbest debate in sports, possibly the dumbest debate in history: Soccer vs football. I know he's a comedian, but his take on the debate is completely unoriginal, and older than he is. And besides, who gives a fuck? Let them both be called football. It only takes approximately 5 milliseconds of viewing to determine which one you're watching, so what confusion is there in the first place?
And as far as which game is superior? Again, who gives a rat's ass? They're both events whose outcomes signify NOTHING. If your team wins, does that make you a winner too, or your city, college, or country a superior place in any way? No need to answer that. (EDIT: A controversial call cost America a victory over Slovenia in the World Cup. Oh noes! Now I must commit suicide!)
So if you enjoy either or both sports, that's fine. I have nothing against people having a good time at a sporting event, provided they don't turn into violent idiots because of the game's outcome. But don't try to make this debate seem significant. And it was totally exhausted of humor eons ago.


Rofl, you just got trolled by John Cleese. Hard.

I never thought a smart and funny guy like John Cleese would ever get involved in the dumbest debate in sports, possibly the dumbest debate in history: Soccer vs football. I know he's a comedian, but his take on the debate is completely unoriginal, and older than he is. And besides, who gives a fuck? Let them both be called football. It only takes approximately 5 milliseconds of viewing to determine which one you're watching, so what confusion is there in the first place?

And as far as which game is superior? Again, who gives a rat's ass? They're both events whose outcomes signify NOTHING. If your team wins, does that make you a winner too, or your city, college, or country a superior place in any way? No need to answer that. (EDIT: A controversial call cost America a victory over Slovenia in the World Cup. Oh noes! Now I must commit suicide!)

So if you enjoy either or both sports, that's fine. I have nothing against people having a good time at a sporting event, provided they don't turn into violent idiots because of the game's outcome. But don't try to make this debate seem significant. And it was totally exhausted of humor eons ago.

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I do it for beer and pussy. being the only sifter from the tiny state of Slovenia has its advantages - women line up to blow my cock and people buy me beer wherever I go. there, my secret is out

How about the both of you shut the fuck up and take your conversation somewhere else?

We all know that the only official references to you two and pre-teens have been sealed by the court until those families complete counseling and the trial can begin. I’m surprised they even let you two onto the internet at all.

It should be noted by other Sifters: I’m not saying that either of these two ever had sex with kids. That would imply that they stopped masturbating to them long enough to leave the house for candy and duct-tape. What I am saying is that where THEY are from, their activities concerning children are still illegal.

Unlike Kulpims' homeland: the “Republic” of Slovenia: A nice place to visit if you have a hundred bucks and a week to blow screwing cattle. (Or is it a week to screw, blowing cattle?)

The actual country of Slovenia is almost exactly like we saw it portrayed in the wonderful Eli Roth film: “Hostel”. Except for the beautiful women, the second-world amenities and the large amounts of money changing hands. From what I can tell on Wikipedia, the most notable thing about the place is that it’s where the Nazi’s stopped to take a shit on their way to visit Italy.

Like therealblankman mentions above, Slovenia also has a hockey team. So you might also recognize the name of their most famous citizen: the hockey player Anze Kopitar. He plays for the Los Angeles Kings…

My spell-checker doesn’t even recognize “Slovenia” as a legitimate word so it’s no wonder that Kulpims spends his days trolling the Sift in a weed induced stupor trying to convince people how fascinating it is. What is surprising is that he can get so much time logged onto Slovenia’s computer.

But as a self described “coledge" dropout, he’s ranked just above the country’s minister of science. So they need to call him in every time they have technical problems like needing to clear their cookies, or giving their account information to the Nigerian finance minister.

Now I know I don’t ever spend a lot of time at these pathetic circle-jerks or encouraging their resident narcissists. But in Kulpim’s case, Dag offered me five bucks off of a charter membership to say something that helped improve The Sift’s reputation with Slovenia’s communist government.

Unfortunately, try as I might, I can’t think of anything positive to say about Kulpims OR this piece of shit, overpriced, wannabe youtube that you’re all so enamored with. I guess I’ll just have to keep using it for free… oh, without the ability to blog. There’s a membership incentive for you. Blogging… Give me a fucking break.

So, with nothing nice to say about this site or any of you pale, chubby, acne riddled, pedophile, shut-ins: I’ll leave you with this fascinating NOVA clip about America’s first visit to Slovenia after they finally got rid of their vampire problem:

Enjoy:

>> ^Haldaug:
http://www.jetlagtravel.com/molvania/index.html


You're confused, dude. The man hails from Slovenia, not Molvania. You should have known better, nobody's ever written a travel book about Slovenia.

I'm glad to see therealblankman took some time away from his internet porn to put together a roast so late in the day. I can't imagine the thought process behind selecting his user name. Did you just randomly pick a name from IMDB's worst movies list? Hey, it was either this or therealplutonash.

Therealblankman is Canadian. Let's all take a moment to finish laughing at him for that. I was gonna come up with a Canadian joke, but I think it's just implied with mentioning it.

I see dotdude took some time away from lurking in the sift lounge to be here with us today. Seriously, he's in there all the time. Dotdude is to the sift lounge what Desmond was to the hatch in Lost. If you got that, you're a nerd. Get off the internets and go outside and play.

His user name is a reference to his obsession with dot art. That's art you make with dots. No, seriously. This is exactly why fate was trying to drown all the people in New Orleans, because you come up with shit like dot art!

You may be wondering what "kulpims" name means. It means nothing. It's supposed to sound like 'cool beans'. Seriously. I'm not roasting him right now, I'm just pointing out a fact. He created a user name to sound like 'cool beans'.

I'm sure he's a hit with the ladies.

He's from someplace called Slovenia. It's like the Mexico of Europe. It's like Yugoslavia, but more boring. I see someone called him gay in another post and berticus got all mad about it. I suppose kulpims and berticus' "na koruzi" is over. The truth is, kulpims isn't gay. He wouldn't suck a dick, but he'd sure as hell hold it 'til the swelling went down.

There's really nothing of importance to be said about this guy, to be honest. The most exciting thing he's ever done is ride his bike in a circle to Strawberry Fields. Seriously, doesn't he sound like a fun guy? Wow. Here he is during his first visit to the US.

Anyhow, I'll leave you to what is sure to be the most uneventful and boring roast in the history of Sift Roasts. I hope you all catch AIDS.

Pasted below are Roman's responses to our Roast Quiz. The RoastMASTER's commentary appears in parentheses.

My real name is Roman Novak. I'm from Europe, Slovenia (we don't know what cheetos are), but I'll try to answer your stupid questions as best as I can.

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
Roman: Mostly I do nothing or as little as possible. I watch tv shows, movies, read books and smoke weed. When I become bored of that I go outside and get drunk at a pub. In the summertime I ride mountain bikes. I don't like winter or winter sports much

2.Who are you more fond of?
A..Mother
B.McDonalds
C.Beer
D.Technical Assistance
E. Dairy Products
F.All of the above
G.None (kill them all)
Roman: Kill'em all, leave the beer.

3. How many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments.... boxers or briefs
Roman: weird question. (editor: no shit, what were you thinking Choggie?) I'd say 1 shoe for 10 underpants. there

4.mac or pc?
Roman: pc. or at least hackintosh

5. Who’s your guru?
Roman: I don't have guru's, but there are a few people I love and would buy beer for them. mostly writers I like, movie directors, scientists and people who make me laugh.

6.Bush or No Bush?
Roman: I don't care

7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
Roman: gravy ( Ass gravy, of course)

8.tits, ass, or legs.
Roman: face first, gotta be cute. tits are not a priority, but a fine ass is a must. also, i hate fankles

9.supine or prostrate?
Roman: i sleep on my back if that's what u mean (It’s not, but whatever. You have to cut the guy a little slack for his ESL handicap)

10. cat, dog or other
Roman: dog, i guess. not really a pet person

11. Car, bike, public transit, walking or motorcycle?
Roman: bike first, then car (I don't own one for past 3-4 years now)

12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
Roman: i get my news from Stephen Colbert (like every good Videosifter)

13.beer preference?
Roman: Laško (slovenian), Heineken

14.Religion: Protestant, Catholic, Muslim, Atheist,Agnostic,Jedi?
Roman: no religion (Again, like everybody here at Videosift)

15.Ever arrested?
Roman: not actually arrested, I was charged a couple of times, most were drug related, couple of fights, and theft once - which I was innocent of and proved it in court, too. (I guess the definition of “arrested” is different in Slovenia than in North America)

16.cheetos: crunchy or puffs?
Roman: crunchy

17.dog or cat person?
Roman: look at 10 (holy double post, batman!)

18.bangs, balding or rug?
Roman: bangs

19.five most cherished possessions
Roman: possesions ... my bike, i guess. my computer. I'm not really attached to material things (+ I don't have many so it's kinda meaningless question for me) and mementos don't do much for me either. every few years I throw ever4ything away and start over

20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or moustache
Roman: beard (it only tickles for a little while)

21. Desert Island albums?
Roman: hard to decide. something jazzy, definetly (sic)

22. Pro gay marriage, or agin?
Roman: do whatever the fuck you want, is my motto. just don't piss on other people

23. Communicable diseases... be honest
Roman: never ever. besides, I hardly have sex any more except with myself (no wonder he fits in so well here, plus he gives amazing backrubs)

Here are the groups:

Group A
South Africa
Mexico
Uruguay
France

Group B
Argentina
Nigeria
South Korea
Greece

Group C
England
USA
Algeria
Slovenia

Group D
Germany
Australia
Serbia
Ghana

Group E
Holland
Denmark
Japan
Cameroon

Group F
Italy
Paraguay
New Zealand
Slovakia

Group G
Brazil
North Korea
Ivory Coast
Portugal

Group H
Spain
Switzerland
Honduras
Chile

Sadly, neither. I didn't get accepted to a single law school, and I'm not even close to making a film. I'm actually in pretty much the exact same position I was a year ago, since I'm reapplying to law schools and still working on getting a film made. Though I'm writing a script right now for a film that can be made on a really really low budget, so hopefully that'll happen. A friend of mine (who is younger than I am) recently shot a feature film, and I swear to god I want to punch him in the face.

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
So it's September 09'. Which is it? Film or law school?

In reply to this comment by Sarzy:
>> ^kulpims:
Roman, 34, from Slovenia, ...

How's your cousin Nico doing? Haha, I crack myself up.

Seriously: Michael, 26, from Toronto. I have a BA in political science, and a bit over a year ago I graduated from film school, and have since been struggling (unsuccessfully) to make it in the film industry. I recently decided that it's probably about time to give up on that and go to law school, so I'll probably be doing that in September 2009 unless some miracle happens and I manage to get a feature made. When I'm not wasting time on videosift, I'm wasting time going to the movies or playing video games. And that's pretty much all there is to me, as sad as that is.

So it's September 09'. Which is it? Film or law school?

In reply to this comment by Sarzy:
>> ^kulpims:
Roman, 34, from Slovenia, ...

How's your cousin Nico doing? Haha, I crack myself up.

Seriously: Michael, 26, from Toronto. I have a BA in political science, and a bit over a year ago I graduated from film school, and have since been struggling (unsuccessfully) to make it in the film industry. I recently decided that it's probably about time to give up on that and go to law school, so I'll probably be doing that in September 2009 unless some miracle happens and I manage to get a feature made. When I'm not wasting time on videosift, I'm wasting time going to the movies or playing video games. And that's pretty much all there is to me, as sad as that is.