Shirley there has to be more than 1.20? sniff, sniff, can anyone else smell viral?

I love this because it seems they did this anti protest exactly right. WBC's agenda is to incite anger and to draw out the worst in people. It's so easy to go out there and just want to punch Shirley Phelps-Roper right in the mouth, but then they win. Going out there and starting a festive dance party around them was just classic. My favorite signs were "God hates Jay Leno (team Conan ftw!)" and "Vampires suck!"

>> ^bareboards2:

So here is how the femme channel is described:
From Joan of Arc to Shirley Manson to June Cleaver, a collective dedicated to the other 15% of the sift.
Seems like this vid is dedicated to the other half of the population, doncha think?
nochannel
anatomy timeshift sexuality
That covers it nicely, yeah?


Stop ruining all the boobs.... ehh fun!

So here is how the femme channel is described:

From Joan of Arc to Shirley Manson to June Cleaver, a collective dedicated to the other 15% of the sift.

Seems like this vid is dedicated to the other half of the population, doncha think?

*nochannel

*anatomy *timeshift *sexuality

That covers it nicely, yeah?

>> ^Issykitty:

They have other things to drink there, I'm sure @ant. Chocolate milk, sodas, water, water with ice, water without ice, water with lemon, iced tea, orange juice, apple juice, tomato juice, lemonade, club soda, virgin fruit drinks, iced tea/ lemonades (also known as arnold palmers), cherry cokes, shirley temples...


"And then?" Yep, I just drink water with no ice since it's free and good for my body. I just can't drink too much or else I will pee. Funny, I just went to TGIF today for lunch with my old Christian friends.

They have other things to drink there, I'm sure @ant. Chocolate milk, sodas, water, water with ice, water without ice, water with lemon, iced tea, orange juice, apple juice, tomato juice, lemonade, club soda, virgin fruit drinks, iced tea/ lemonades (also known as arnold palmers), cherry cokes, shirley temples...

>> ^Ti_Moth:

4 AM surely.
(edit. Thats better.)


Don't call me Shirley.

>> ^bareboards2:

cute! Surely this is cute!!!!


Don't call me Shirley. *comedy

It is very important... and don't call me Shirley.

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

and lastly...

Captain, how soon can you land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours? >> ^Payback:

>> ^Hybrid:
Only Leslie Nielsen was.>> ^Payback:
That is some serious acceleration to the cockpit of the commuter plane. I hope no one was standing up in there.


...but that's not important right now. Surely, you understand that?

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Oh don't call me Shirley

Don't call me, Shirley.

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>> ^MarineGunrock:
I heartily disagree with your implied statement. It seems that you are claiming that anyone who received any corporal punishment as a child will surely grow up to be a dysfunctional adult. I assure you that I had my fair share of red marks on my ass from doing something I wasn't supposed to and getting spanked because of it. You can bet your ass I didn't do it again.


The idea most of us "she's abusive" people are trying to get across is we see that boy making all the moves (or lack), and noises of a child who is completely terrified. I can bet YOUR ass when those red marks happened, you probably weren't terrified. Surely, scared of what was about to happen, but not "omfg, that crazy bitch is coming at me again" terror.

ps. This is the last time I will call you Shirley, honest!