Is that sharpie?

I think a Ultra Fine tipped sharpie would look better but pretty darn good.

That's gonna be pretty badass for them to look back on in 20 years. All I have is a shitty black and white yearbook liberally defaced with a black Sharpie.

"Does your god use sharpies or magic markers?"

He uses nails of course...

aaaaaaaand there is this weird kid who always shows up in some of my classes. he draws the vaginas of various mammals all over everything. folders, jeans, shoes, textbooks, backpacks, whatever. brilliant beautiful mammal vaginas. like on walrus's and shit. i want that.

he also wears a tshirt he made himself. he took a white shirt and drew triangles. all over it. the shirt is completely covered in triangles of every size draw with a sharpie. i need him to have a triangle shirt.

and praying mantis's. because there arent enough "cute" praying mantis things about. its all ladybugs and butterflies and owls and shit. i think i want a comic strip of sorts... 3 boxes. beggining middle end. starts with 2 praying mantis heart bubbles and shit. then freaky mantis doing its. and ends with dinner . bloody violent gorey sexy praying mantis dinner. if youre witty you can think of some a caption. perhaps something about praying before dinner or something or sex before dinner. i dont know. someone should be clever with words.

and i have an ant trail tattoo on my wrist. i want ant trail tshirts. with some clever cynical political/social statement.

oh and before i stopped getting tattoos i was going to get to like fleshwounds with maggots in them tattoo'd around my tits. i think i want one of those shirts that are like the insides of the body, skeleton, organs, maybe some muscles... but i want maggots in there. like zombie anatomy.

Being anal is less of a problem than being unable to admit you're wrong. If the sharpie is there, don't keep moaning about it!

>> ^Shepppard:

all you need to do is take 5 minutes and go from station to station making sure they're all ok,

How many times a day tho?

I'm sure Jamie takes a sharpie, misplaces it or puts it in his pocket, forgets its there, then goes back to the station and "WHERES MY SHARPIE???"

Somebody please get Ron Paul a sharpie... his one-and-a-half eyebrows is really starting to bother me.

Seriously? Role model? Seriously?

On a side note, how do I get this Sharpie off my monitor, KP?

I stopped in to use the restroom at a fast food place (McDonald's?) on a road trip somewhere in TX and there was a large engraved sign that read "Employees must wash their hand's before returning to work."
I wanted to take a sharpie and write at the bottom "wash your hand's what?"
The worst part is that you know they copied that from a manual or something that told them they had to put that notice in the bathroom.

I read those last few tags as "Sharpies, Markers, Marketing". I must be getting cynical.

Sharpie Markers are better

But anyway... congrats Blankfist!

but can you grow a sharpie for free? /profit

cheapest drug there is my ass. i can buy a sharpie and stay high all week for $1.99. the good weed costs $50 bucks an eighth.

Bout time, eh?? Heard some guy talking about how he caught a Barryball once, and he wrote fraud on the ball with a sharpie, n' gave it to another fan...