>> ^alizarin:
Why aren't they getting hurt when they crash? Is it because they're not going that fast around turns?


If you low side a bike (dropping the bike on top of you) and you are wearing the proper gear 90% of the time you'll be fine.

The reason most motorcyclists get hurt is because while you are sliding you smack into something.

When you high-side the bike (go flying over it) that's a lot more dangerous because the bike is throwing you. So it's your speed + the bike chucking you and you get slammed into the ground. This is much more dangerous.

After that impact you will hopefully just slide it out.

If you wear a t-shirt, wife beater, regular jeans, shorts, sandals, no gloves, cheap leather jacket or pants, 3/4 helmet, shorty helmet and you fall at speed? There is a 99% chance you WILL suffer some sort of serious injury.

He's just jealous cause his fat feet can't fit in flip-flops. What's wrong with flip flops, they're nice and airy on a summer day and look way better than sandals.

re generating money. How about allowing Siftbot to be sponsored?

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued - promote requested by original submitter rasch187.

Sponsored by Bob's World of Sandals.

A video like this comes about not so much from the chance of being sued as it is losing a safety incentive-either personal or at the corporate level--especially for government contractors. I know I have heard of a similar video about chair training. I can't use a ladder without ladder training, can't drive a cart without cart training and I won't be surprised if we have restrictions on footwear soon, even in office areas because of slips/trips/falls due largely to wearing high heels and sandals.

You see that embed, that is his head, you see that comment thread, that is his body, you see the friends of the sift at the bottom of the page they are sandals, you see the advert at the top of the page that's his halo.

You might not see him, but that's because you have to be bronze star level and above.

I think all people wearing sandals / flip flops should be similarly shot.

That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
Your mother's reputation it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around.

It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

I said
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

In internet rooms and computer mainframes
There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.
Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
She walks around proud, with a short dress on
Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
But I thought fuck that I'd write a song in much better.
The only way to do it, to really let you know
I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
You know why? That's right
Your mother got a penis.

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
I just seen her pissing standing up again.
Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.
And a single eye that sometimes weeps
If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
Or up against the door or the back of your neck
If your mother's around then you make a double check.
I hate to tell you with all due respect
Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

You know why?
Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)

Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
That's right
Your mother's got a penis (Yes)

Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)
Your mother's got a penis
Your mother's got a penis
That's right
Your mother's got a penis

For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.

Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?
Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
Come yer, a woman with a cock. Tidy !

Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis

>> ^Linz:
Good God, that woman in the boat at 1:10 is wearing SANDALS! i may not be a geography expert, but I'm pretty sure that if you're some where with penguins and freaking orca whales, that you should at least be wearing socks.


Socks with sandals? Fashion blasphmey!

The Protocol on Environmental Protection to the Antarctic Treaty, prohibits "harmful interference" with any antarctic bird or mammal.
Kind of a catch 22in this case.

When I was in Antarctica, penguins used to hop into our zodiac all the time.. it's really awkward.
..and I have no idea about the sandals, perhaps he was diving, or maybe it was a hot day.

Good God, that woman in the boat at 1:10 is wearing SANDALS! i may not be a geography expert, but I'm pretty sure that if you're some where with penguins and freaking orca whales, that you should at least be wearing socks.

When the MC's came, to live our their name
And to perform (forrrrm)
Some had, to snort cocaine (caiiinnne) to act insane (sannne)
with before Pete Rock-ed it on, now gone
that the mental plane (plaaanne) to spark the brain (brainnn)
with the building to be born
Yo RZA flip the track with the what to guy
Check em check chicka icka etta UHH

Fake niggaz get blitzed
and mic bites I swing swords and cut clowns
Shit is too swift to bite you record and write it down
I flow like the blood on a murder scene, like a syringe
on some loud howl shit, to insert a fiend
But it was yo ock, the shop stolen heart
Catch a swollen heart from not rollin smart
I put mad pressure, on phony wack rhymes that get hurt
Shit's played, like zodiac signs on sweatshirt
That's minimum, and feminine like sandals
My minimum table stacks a verse on a gamble
Energy is felt once the cards are dealt
With the impact of roundhouse kicks from black belts
that attack, the mic-fones like cyclones or typhoon
I represent from midnight to high noon
I don't waste ink, nigga I think
I drop megaton BOMBS more faster than you blink
Cause rhyme thoughts travel at a tremendous speed
Clouds of smoke, of natural blends of weed
Only under one circumstance is if I'm blunted
Turn that shit up, my clan in da front want it

I'm on a Mission, that niggaz say is Impossible
But when I swing my swords they all choppable
I be the body dropper, the heartbeat stopper
Child educator, plus head amputator
Cause niggaz styles are old like Mark 5 sneakers
Lyrics are weak, like clock radio speakers
Don't even stop in my station and attack
while your plan failed, hit the rail, like Amtrak
What the fuck for? Down by law, I make law
I be justice, I sentence that ass two to four
round the clock, that state pen time check it
With the pens I be stickin but you can't stick to crime
Came through with the Wu, slid off on the DL
I'm low-key like seashells, I rock these bells
Now come aboard, it's Medina bound
Into the chamber, and it's a whole different sound
It's a wide entrance, small exit like a funnel
So deep it's picked up on radios in tunnels
Niggaz are fascinated how the shit begin
Get vaccinated, my logo is branded in your skin

... on a related note, could you buy stuff at the market with 'blowjob' coins?

"How much for these sandals?"
"For you? 5 blowjob coins."

Nazis ruined the swastika so why wouldn't this garment take the hit after being draped on the heads of terror-rats?
quantummushroom


Well if thats the case then why don't we ban all adds for box cutters? They (the terrorists) pretty much ruined that household object now didn't they? Or how about sandals, I bet lots of terrorists wear sandals while killing American soldiers. I bet they also ride in cars, use blankets, drink from cups, brush their teeth, and eat food off of plates. Are all of those objects gonna "take the hit" as well?
By no means am I trying to make some argument for bringing back the swastika, that symbol IS ruined, but a scarf!?
This is absolute racist garbage. Why don't we just round up everyone thats wearing one and throw them in prison camps like we did the Japanese. We can even make them feel like they are back at home in the middle east by showing them the Dunkin Donuts ad all day long.

Alas, my brief yet spectacular medical career here on the sift is over. I'm not a real doctor but I play one on the itnerwebs. Have a good shift Dr. Snooze.

In reply to this comment by snoozedoctor:
Thanks,
Hey, now you're a promoter. I hated those guys (aka, booking agents) when I was a musician. Crookedist bunch of people on the planet.

And, you're out of OR uniform. I just came in for my night shift. I got halfway to the hospital and realized I was still in my sandals with no socks. Folks are going to have a casual snoozedoctor tonight.
In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*promote

Thanks,
Hey, now you're a promoter. I hated those guys (aka, booking agents) when I was a musician. Crookedist bunch of people on the planet.

And, you're out of OR uniform. I just came in for my night shift. I got halfway to the hospital and realized I was still in my sandals with no socks. Folks are going to have a casual snoozedoctor tonight.
In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*promote