I know I will hate this but I need to say this; Samuel L Jackson is horrendously overexposed. He's an ok actor when he's shouting but I don't think he's that great a supporting actor for these things.
Yet here he is again, probably not doing much and with half him mind on his golf clubs between takes.

I think it has to be a combination of the same person in multiple roles, across multiple films, that all happen to share extremely similar vocabulary. I'm sure you could make one for every actor if you narrowed it down to, say, "Will Smith says 'And'".
Samuel L Jackson probably has a near-monopoly on a montage of multi-film "mother fucker" lines.

My favorite is still the Shia Labeouf "no no no no" montage. That ones timeless.

All I see in my head is Samuel L. Jackson standing behind Sandra Bullock, with Nick Frost watching on the corner of the couch. That's all I'll ever see now. THANKS.

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Meanwhile, somewhere Samuel L. Jackson is swearing.

*quality

Cuz Samuel L Jackson aint got no business in a pqueue.

The original monologue competition is here. (Some fun reads among the top comments.)

The charity for the Alzheimer's Association is here if you want to find out more about why Mr Jackson is doing these performances or make a donation.

What better excuse is there to say nigger than Samuel L Jackson telling you to say it.

And yeah I said it. SLJ told me to.

So, did anybody else actually notice Samuel L. Jacksons hat?

http://videosift.com/video/Samuel-L-Jackson-Wake-The-F-ck-UP-for-Obama

THIS. I'm sick of this partisan horseshit. This isn't about Red vs. Blue. This is about America becoming the exact opposite of what it's supposed to be. We torture, we assassinate, we hold people indefinitely without trial or even bringing charges. We we spy on our own people, curtail free speech by having free speech zones, and send in the police to break up peaceful protests. We're the bad guys now. It's shameful and I'm against any person and any party who supports such actions.

>> ^NobleOne:

I am just going to leave this right here.
http://videosift.com/video/Wake-the-F-ck-Up-A-Rebuttal

>> ^quantumushroom:

Smuguel Jackson should release his tax returns. Since he doesn't look like a b tch, I'm sure he has a team of lawyers serving up every tax break and loophole they can find.


Thank you for that fact-free speculation that Sam Jackson is a hypocrite.

Now explain why the vote should go so someone who definately has exploited said loopholes and has made his billions shipping jobs overseas and pays less taxes than the 47% of the country he dismisses as moochers.

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/09/27/washingtons-jews-just-love-president-obama


>> ^My_design:

Wait a second? The JCER did this? A Jewish group? A group of people who belong to the only religion that has been disrespected by Obama more than the Catholics is actively supporting his re-election. Hmm.. Wonders never cease.

>> ^PostalBlowfish:

If we're concerned with whether actual Americans are voting, we should register everyone who is an actual American actively, actually put the proper credentials into their hands, make election day a holiday, and then encourage them to vote on that day.
That stuff isn't about making sure "non-real Americans" don't vote, it's about making sure specific actual Americans can't.


You're getting hung up on the wording. This is about how they see things, they see people who wouldn't vote for their interests as not "Real Americans".