This is really dangerous, dumb film maker. For starters, pets have been known to bite (or chew) an owner when s/he doesn't respond. I don't think the dog was trying to lick up saliva, alcohol (or even a milk bone) so much as the dog was trying to wake up the owner. Secondly, the paw resting on her right eye is not a good thing. If that dog were to pull away a claw could EASILY catch the eyeball lying just beneath a thin fold of skin. And part of the dog's weight was distributed to her eye. This just is not a smart video to make, let alone letting an animal get that up close and personal with a human. To top it off, how do you think the girl will feel if she ever finds out you put such a video on the Internet?

the reason its hard to get it through kissing is because its hard to be infected through your stomach the virus if you had open cut on your face and they also had a cut on there face then they rubbed together there is a chance you could get it still be pritty slim thogh.

the reason people are over coursouse about it is because HIV is associated with the whole "ware protection" and falls under one of the reasons that is propagandized to ware contraception and is presented as if you catch HIV instantly 100% of the time from any contact.

now fact is people should ware contraceptoin as it dose reduce the chances of catching aids sugnificantly , but at the same time you dont just catch aids instantly normaly (although you can) and its far more infectious sexually (vigorous rubbing of the desize against a thin membrane) than it is from other contacts (softly touching against thick skin or stumuch designed to repel viruses , desize, bacteria). Like other STD,s sex is its primary mode of spreading you can still catch other things outside of sex its just normally allot harder.

but from a proper sloppy kiss it would be near imposable. you have to drink over a pint of infected saliva to catch it.


If you could catch it through normal human contact and kissing it would spred like The flue dose , or like sore throughts do , We would be totaly fucked , its actualy resnably hard to catch it , outside of Sex , sharing needels , direct blood contact.

Sounds like chile piquin's. My grandfather tricked me into eating them as a little kid. I swear I didn't have another pepper until I was in highschool. They are tiny but they sure contain a nice punch.

FYI they are great for cooking with and they grow easily in a hot climate.

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Yo! I once was given a few tiny red BB sized chilli peppers to eat. I was warned that they were major hot, but I was raised in Nuevo Mexico. Having much experience with chili heat, I popped them. They burnt like hell, but then it was over, I thought. I laughed and said "No problem - Yummy!" . Then I noticed this wave of incredibly greater heat begin to slowly envelope me. It was incredibly HOT!! Then it passed and was over. I laughed again as I wiped the tears rolling down my cheeks, and said "No Sweat!!" . I was glad I had survived it, when suddenly I realized that an incredibly even greater wave of heat was returning! Struggling to force myself to breath, trying not to drown in saliva, I was slammed about by the tiny chilis, smashed against the wall, kicked in the teeth and gut, and stomped repeatedly. I then returned to the world of the living ones, and knew I had, in some indescribably intense manner, evolved.

I will NEVER do that again!!!

Yo! I once was given a few tiny red BB sized chilli peppers to eat. I was warned that they were major hot, but I was raised in Nuevo Mexico. Having much experience with chili heat, I popped them. They burnt like hell, but then it was over, I thought. I laughed and said "No problem - Yummy!" . Then I noticed this wave of incredibly greater heat begin to slowly envelope me. It was incredibly HOT!! Then it passed and was over. I laughed again as I wiped the tears rolling down my cheeks, and said "No Sweat!!" . I was glad I had survived it, when suddenly I realized that an incredibly even greater wave of heat was returning! Struggling to force myself to breath, trying not to drown in saliva, I was slammed about by the tiny chilis, smashed against the wall, kicked in the teeth and gut, and stomped repeatedly. I then returned to the world of the living ones, and knew I had, in some indescribably intense manner, evolved.

I will NEVER do that again!!!

That same English teacher used to drive a beat up 1970s era VW Bug. She was massive (not Gilbert Grape's mom big, but big), so she actually had to straddle the gear shift. She used to tell us these things in class.

One day she came in with what could best be described as a hair mousse can and she was spraying it into her mouth. She told us her body had problems creating saliva, so this can was a spit-in-a-can type product she got from her doctor. And she'd sit in front of the class spraying loads of spit into her mouth during class which made us all want to vomit.

When she was young, she was bathing in the tub and it fell through the floor. She remembered sitting there under the house in a tub.

All of this is true.

Don't fool yourselves, people. Iguanas can give particularly vicious and gruesome bites. They have a serrated ridge bone in their mouths and hugely powerful jaws. Their saliva is also teeming with nasty microbes.

You're not gunna like it when it rips your skin off, and then the salmonella, necrotizing fasciitus, and other diseases crop up like some kind of nightmarish horror flick.

Just go grab that lizard off of what he is envisioning as his next meal, and your meaty flesh may become part of it.

I certainly hope they didn't eat that cake.

That was a fantastic talk. The only problem I'll ever have with TED talks is that you can hear the saliva smacking around in the presenters mouths. I guess they have really nice, high-tech microphones.

>> ^gwiz665:
I was about to downvote because of the faulty title.. but then I saw what you did thar. That would have been egg on my face.




it all started with me wanting to deliver lulz in a comment about misreading the "driving on salvia" title as "driving on saliva".. then i gots to thinkin "meh, its been done... maybe there's a vid on the internets that actually involves saliva and driving".. well.. you can imagine my excitement when i found this here badboy, only matched by my excitement upon discovering that it had not been sifted befoar. it was a lucky coinkydink that the video is actually funny in its own right. at that stage, overcummed with excitement, i would have sifted it regardless. i also spent a little quality time with google figuring out how to do the embed magics. and i did a shameless promotion on the original of course... all in the name of lulz (and siftpropz). but mostly lulz. and siftpropz.

so what i'm trying to say gwiz, in my own.. meandering.. meme-riddled way.. is.. whether its egg on your face or jizz in my pants... this is who we are... this is where we meet... and this is how we connect.

>> ^dag:
This is hilarious, I lost it when the cat showed up. promote


^this. also,

oh hi guise, i hardly ever submit vids anymoar, but this one got me.. all excited... i even did that embed edit thing where u make it start at a specific time.. so, i hope u do like:

http://www.videosift.com/video/My-Favourite-Saliva-Video-Driving-on-Saliva

The first half-dozen times I read the title, I thought it said, "Driving on Saliva". I wondered where he got enough saliva from to drive a car on it, and what he expected to happen.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Saliva, Drive, Trip into space' to 'Salvia, Drive, Trip into space' - edited by atara

We have drug testing on the roads in Victoria, Australia. I believe they can test for marijuana with a saliva sample. This has only recently been introduced and has been under a little criticism (mostly from the media), but this is to be expected given it is still in its infancy.

I'm not sure how accurate it is, although I would guess the harder thing is to differentiate between a joint smoked an hour ago and a joint smoked the previous day, because marijuana remains in the blood for so long compared to alcohol.

As omnistegan says, the police can still operate the old fashioned way if necessary.

I got stuff for you:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mew-Saliva
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mew-Shespider-Acoustic-live

To me it sounds like if he has a bit too much saliva in his mouth at all times.

Actually, I read a while back that "Spitting" had gotten so bad there that they had to make it illegal. It was so bad that you couldn't walk in the street without stepping in it and disease control had to step in!

"Apparently, spitting in public is very common in China. "They consider phlegm excrement," explained a coworker of mine who recently visited Shanghai. With SARS spreading in airborne saliva and mucous particles (aka respiratory secretions, China has had to tackle the challenge of outlawing a practice as "common as breathing."


http://www.china.org.cn/english/China/64853.htm