At least the pachy didn't beat the rhino off using one of the riders.

And fire the guy that dropped the gun.

I feel like applauding that. Hilarious and well-executed.

Seriously, though. Wes Anderson could direct a Spider-Man movie and I'd be all for it. I see no reason why a Spider-Man movie has to be a $200 million dollar global event.

Did anyone here read "Spider-Man's Tangled Web" series circa 2002? It was a series all about the various villains in Spider-Man's life. The tone of most stories combined tragedy with comedy. Like a Wes Anderson movie. Give Wes Anderson $60 million and let him adapt "Flowers for Rhino". I bet it would win a fucking oscar.

Bueno KP

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
You might like this too:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Kimya-Dawson-The-Beer-Rhino-Records-in-Claremont

I did like it very much, you're right! And not just because I have Jim Beam for breakfast. Thanks!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I'm guessing this is something you might enjoy:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Kimya-Dawson-The-Beer-Rhino-Records-in-Claremont

Posted by a n00b too.

You might like this too:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Kimya-Dawson-The-Beer-Rhino-Records-in-Claremont

I'm guessing this is something you might enjoy:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Kimya-Dawson-The-Beer-Rhino-Records-in-Claremont

Posted by a n00b too.

I think I would enjoy playing as a retarded rhino on rocket skates.

That was really great, I enjoyed it a lot. Kind of sad, though.

But that rhino is a good shot.

>> ^reiwan:
this should probably be in comedy too

I considered it, but I didn't want to spoil the suprise

Your video, Stephen Fry Approaches a Mighty White Rhino, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

>> ^ant:
Maybe NSFW


Unless you're a zoo worker.

NSFW? "Hey Jim, I need to talk to you about watching Rhino handjobs and stuff at the desk."

lucky Rhino, get a free hand job without having all that courting stuff...

... but doesn't that make it a big y'know... gay!!

I wish this had been posted in its entirety so as to stimulate the discussion it was meant to stimulate.
I agree completely to the reasoning that it was made. Rap used to be a bold cultural statement that was uniquely that of it's creators.

The music industry had bastardized it into marginalized pop music at best. It became the trend to use the music to rise up out of the poverty. Once this trend started, The industry started to engineer it's own studio created blase crap and as long as money was involved, every one went along with it.

I miss the days of Run DMC, Kurtis Blow, Grand Master Flash, Shinehead, Big Daddy Kane, Ice-T, Roxanne Shante and rest of the artists who pioneered the movement. I can't stand the stuff they call Rap now, the mainstream crap that flaunts a big bass, naked girls and MTV style.

It's like if U2 sold out and started making Pop albums and sat back and waited to get paid!
The Empowerment these artists garnered for themselves is all but gone. Sucked into the void of MTV and money sucking "soulless" big business, just like every other fresh music style to come along.

But that's just my opinion....
For some interesting reading - look here:
Kurtis Blow Presents: The History Of Rap
http://www.rhino.com/features/liners/72851lin.html

I feel for you, Bro. I briefly ran a small business out in Kommiefornia. The producers of wealth there are treated with utter contempt while the criminals and parasites are cuddled and rewarded. You can see the end result of all that liberalism: bankruptcy. California is the hood ornament on a juggernaut going over a cliff. No one on the left will admit what killed CA.

Obama doesn't give a fig about the American economy, his life is modeled on the tactics of sociopathic communist Saul Alinksy. It's an insult to narcissistic idealists who have no idea where wealth comes from to accuse Obama of being clueless about the economy. He knows the harm he's causing, but his concerns lie elsewhere.

Joe Biden represents the real soul of the taxocrat party. Take away Obama's honey-tongue and ass-kissing state-run media and you're left with the ideas and energy of Biden.

With no opposition, Obamunism will fail on its own. It's a rhino trying to walk on a giraffe's legs. The soviet union took 80 years to collapse. Let's hope Obamunism vanishes in 3 or less.

"EQUALITY OVER FREEDOM" RESULTS IN NEITHER.