>> ^Llama:
I'd rather die of ass/bajingo cancer than submit to that.


Prostate and Colo-rectal cancer hurt more, you big baby.

*promote

You will never ever EVER see something like that in American baseball. Totally awesome.

I know that sports is all about winning, but if it can't be entertaining as well then who gives a rat's rectum? To me this is one of sports finest moments.

^I didn't say I wasn't defending Austrian Economics (not faith based economics, whatever that is), but it's as if someone cannot bring up sound money policy and fiscally conservative ideas without the defenders of Obama swooping in like unabashed children, labeling all that oppose him as Republicans and then having a gross orgy in front of us while doing so!

I mean, yeah, you and NetRunner are tops, and that's cool for you two 'cause you're pitching in the orgy, but you think the rest of us like watching the two bottoms (volumptuous and rougy, obviously) get pummeled like that? No man's rectum should be worn as a hat!

But seriously, if you think my idea of restraining government and allowing them less right to our money is somehow analogous to feudalism, then I feel sorry for the chicken little fear-laden world you must live in where you fear your neighbor so much. And, here's a quick civics lesson for you: it's a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy. Feel free to read up a little bit about it and get back to me when you've learned a little something about this country you live in.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutional_republic#Purpose_and_scope

Nice talent but ..... prefer a digital bass done with a sinth as its something you can do allot better with tech.

be fun to go into a room with a mike and just be like UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM maby archive the resence frequency of the rectum.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
This is just one more reason I'm glad I'm not a doctor, nurse, physician's assistant, etc. Sure, they make good money, but they have to deal with gross shit like this. And think of all the other nasty things they see: hemorrhoids, infected wounds dripping pus, genital warts, yeast infections, and so on. And then they have to probe rectums, urethras, etc.
Still, I'm thankful that there are people who are willing to do this stuff. Let them have the nightmares.

...sounds like just another saturday night to me.

This is just one more reason I'm glad I'm not a doctor, nurse, physician's assistant, etc. Sure, they make good money, but they have to deal with gross shit like this. And think of all the other nasty things they see: hemorrhoids, infected wounds dripping pus, genital warts, yeast infections, and so on. And then they have to probe rectums, urethras, etc.

Still, I'm thankful that there are people who are willing to do this stuff. Let them have the nightmares.

One day when I was ridin' on the train I seen these two kids talkin'
about the Nubian reign had fallen.
I didn't say nothin' cuz these kids caught my goat,
even wore my coat like a murder that they wrote.
So this kid with mouth swagger 'n I'll blaze the cloak and dagger
so I gotta show Dukes the macho lot that I am.
I can rock a jam, make the world drop ham,
oh yes, I'm the bad man, and bad men wear black.
And if it comes to droppin' bombs, yo, I'm with that.
Though I can freak, fly, floow, fuck up a faggot.
Don't understand their ways I ain't down with gays.
You wanna grab the style that was made from my mom and my dad,
when I was young I used to run with a notepad.
Then dimes knew and somehow I knew that I was bad to the bone...
black prodigy since the age of twen-ty.
I could write a rhyme, rip it up and write a next one,
right on the spot, sign my name with a dot.
Diamond D threw me some smooth shit, Bronx crowd roar.
Stick up your wack jam, everybody hit the floor.
Okay it's you, Slim, the hard rock of the pack,
don't wanna kneel to the brothers, you must be holin'.
Bust some shit in his chest, now his whole body's swollen.
Why did I have to do it? He asked for it.
His man saw it, so it don't mean shit to me.
He's gone, that's how it's supposed to be....check it out now.
I ain't goin' out, man that short shit is dead,
have you heard what I said? If not, ask the dread.
He got a can and that's bad...similar to the one that I got from my own dad.

Your punk ass'll be grass quick fast like my name was flash
when a nigga try and rob me for my cash.
You thought you had a sweet vic, a nice pick,
but you didn't anticipate that I might be sick.
Now who's the trick, cuz I'm not a up. (No, no-no-no!)
I always do the fuckin', just might do the buckin'.
I leave my Nikes stuck in your rectum, till you learn
Brand Nubian, yo, you gotta respect 'em.
Dissect 'em, yo, our word is bond regardless.
To my what, and do the Puma strut.
So step the fuck off, before I punch you in your face,
with the mothafuckin' bass!
Then you're gonna taste blood in your mouth, it's gonna flood south
to the ground, and you're gonna know I don't fuck around.
So if you think you had two soft newjacks,
we're gonna have to off you with a few cracks
to the jaw and you won't pop that shit no more.
Explainin' to your friends why you're layin' on the floor.
Did you want some more? I didn't think so.
Just got whipped like a faggot in the clink, so
I suggest you take your bloody mess and find a piece of wire,
fix your broken jaw, then it's time to retire.
Lord Jamar will live long, cuz I give strong blows the heads of my foes.
Dread flows, gives me power as it grows.
Watch how rass-cladda you catch the speed knot,
heed not, and hell will be your home,
Lord Jamar, Sadat, as we swell your dome.

I don't even like writing about the subject and I do this with reluctance.
Don't blame me if the subject offends you.
If you don't want to believe that the picture Harris drew was sexual in nature or not, might I remind you that history has proven that cops are capable of mutilating a black man's rectum with a stick in the station house.
Sorry, I know this subject bothers me too.
Wouldn't you like to know exactly what happened to those two boys on a cold January night?
Yeah, we all wonder what happened. Hows that?

Yay! It's that time again! Time to go to the emergency room with a weak excuse for all the broken glass in your rectum! MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Okay, I remember sifting this, and lucky pulled it from the lines saying gory stuff isn't allowed on the sift.

I don't know if siftbot's rectum has loosened up or it's still as tight as a Catholic schoolboy's rear.

Good luck to you.

I'd rather be castrated and stepped on than be carrying some guy's semen up my rectum as an insurance policy

Rectum Spectrum

Well not really, but that would be an awesome Live nick.

Which is worse, explosive diarrhea, or a prolapsed rectum?

>> ^kronosposeidon:
I think Boston rednecks might actually be worse than Southern rednecks.

^Right! It was called Club Rectum! Thanks for that. What an awesome flick. I went to a Q&A screening of Irreversible when it came out, and Noe was explaining how he did that that fire extinguisher scene. What I think is great is that they kill the wrong guy in the club.

^not sure if that particular neon sign was visible in "Club Rectum"

http://www.videosift.com/video/Irreversible-Explicit-Murder-VERY-NSFW
http://www.videosift.com/video/Irrversible-Making-of-Special-effects